WELL SHIT.
LOOKS LIKE KRIS IS THE KNIGHT.
YOU'RE SORT OF SUPPOSED TO
BE GOING AGAINST THE KNIGHT.
THE VILLAN OF THE STORY,
IF YOU WILL.

BUT I HAVE
A SOLUTION.
A PLAN B
TWO, IN FACT.

EITHER:
CHOICE A
I REWRITE THE STORY FOR KRIS TO NOT BE THE KNIGHT.
OR
CHOICE B
I GIVE YOU A BRAND NEW VESSEL TO ROAM THE EARTH.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
SO WHAT WILL IT BE?

choice A  - - - - choice B ❤️

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

YES.
A FINE CHOICE.

HE IS LIKE KRIS
BUT WITHOUT ALL THE WOKE.
HE WAS GOING TO BE THE PROTAGONIST
BUT I HAD TO CHANGE IT
BECAUSE OF THE WOKE LEFT.

NOW, GO,
DANNY.

GO FORTH AND BRING FREEDOM AND AMERICAN VALUES TO THE WORLD.
FUCK YES.

DANNY.

nothing.ogg

* Hey, are you a Lightner?
* You look like one.
* You smell like one.
* Never thought I'd see a Lightner in my lifetime, let alone  three in one day!

Carpet Fibers

[ * You overhear a conversation. ]
Susie: Knight?
Susie: What's this guy talking about, Kris?
Kris: well Susie, the truth of the matter is that i am knight deltarune
Kris: yup
Susie: Woah.
Susie: This is all so...
Susie: Weird and confusing...
Susie: I'm gonna need some time to think about this.
Kris: i mean alr
Tenna: ITS OK SUSIE.
Tenna: I AM NOW ALSO VERY CONFUSED TOO.
Tenna: YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS?
Susie: Nope, no clue man.
Tenna: STRANGE.
Tenna: WAIT A SECOND IT APPEARS WE HAVE AN EAVESDROPPER.

Tenna Noodlefez

uploads will be out of order because i cant write story
also apparently star spangled banner isnt public domain???
not very free of you, america.

Freedom Motif.

* Hey Danny!
* I'm Michael Scope, but you can call me Mike.
* Sorry about Tenna, I know they can be a bit of a hassle.
* Anyway...
* Welcome to the green room!

* Now I don't mean to rush you or anything...
* But you're appearing on my talkshow in like...
* Four minutes???
* See you on set!

Mike Scope

* Well darn tootin', if it ain't protagonist Danny!
* I've been to Timbuktu and back lookin' fer ya!
* We'll be makin' good friends now, I think we will.

Lriaes' big gay song

Lriaes joins the EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL PARTY

* Alright kid.
* So big man mike told me I gotta be some sorta second-rate bodyguard for ya.
* I'd rather be doin' anything but this right now,  don't expect me to do anything but STAB SHIT.

BLACK NOIR

[ * the SPLENTIC SCREENWRITE joins the party. ]
[ * From a respectable distance, of course. ]

Party up, Noir!

Walk stab walk from homestuck replacing rude buster

GAME OVER THEME FOR YOUR DEATH

Bumper that plays at some point maybe i think idk

YEEJNAH.
im A BILLY FREED OM, THE SECRET BOSS!
(Jack) The... the what?
im SEARCHIN FOR A FREEDOM
AND i NEED YOUR HELP TO GETS IT.
i DO
(Jack) Well too bad, cause I've got enough on my hands.
NOT you, MORON. IDIOT. BRAINLESS.
YOU.
(Jack) You are literally pointing at a wall.
YES. THE FOURTH ONE. YOU WOULDNT GET IT.
(Lriaes) Naw, yer definitely facin' the wrong way.
SHUT IT GOAT BOY,

Nugget's official deltarune chapter 3 that is real

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