Natureled Chapter 3: Call the Shots

Now's your chance to shine!
Seize the deal of a lifetime!

There's only one man who can make it big! (Big!)
One man who can show you all there is! (Big!)
Don't touch that dial? That's so last year!
Just let the phone rings, it's such a steal!

Spamton G Spamton, big shot of the now!

2. Deal of a Lifetime

* Noelle! My Dear in the headlights!
* It's been far too long since our last business meeting!
* And wow! You've even got a whole new set of chums right here with you!!
* (One with a bigger lifetime opportunity than the other.)
* ...I'm... glad to see you've accepted new friend requests in your life.
* Friends... Associates... Business Partners...
* That's exactly what is needed...
* TO MAKE THE BEST EVENT TO EVER!!

3. Great Companies Build Great Partnerships!

* Alright! Listen up!
* It's an easy job, one that even someone jobless could figure out!
* Just make the money go up! 
* All funds go to Charity!
* Charity for who? Charity for The--
* THE PIPIS.
* Can't you see they're Starving? Starving for The Sweet Kromer?
* So help them out by signing up for the First Class position in...
* The Spamton Value Network!
* ...or else they'll fall into the dark!

4. Launch the CHARITY extravaganza, CALLIE!

* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING THOSE LIGHTNERS AWAY!
* ...
* What? WHAT!?
* Oh, you gotta be @#$%!(& with me- HEY!
* STOP CENSORING ME, CALLIE! 
* I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN FILTER RIGHT NOW!
* I'VE GOT HOCHI MAMA AND THAT LITTLE CHICKEN TO DEAL WITH!

26. AD Quarter

* I'm the Big Shot Of The Now!
* Now, Today! Now, Yesterday! Now, Tomorrow!
* "Now" is whenever I WANT it to be!
* And I say...
* Now, your time is up.

27. Big Shot Of The Now!

Swaps:
• Noelle/Kris
• Berdly/Susie
• Queen/King
• Rouxls/Lancer
• Jevil/Seam
• Spamton/Tenna
• Swatch/Ramb
• Gaster/Gerson

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