PHONK IT

THROATED

ADDICTED

GOONAHOLIC

BETA BOY

EDGE JUNKIE

GET GOONING!

simp!

Sends a gift sub, now he thinks he's hot shit. (Bruh...)

Thought you could keep up with that weak ass cheer? (Nah...)

in -MY- stream? (Bruh...)

You call -THAT- simping? (Nah...)

No aura (ha-ha-ha...) no skills...

Let me break it down for you real slow...

[Verse 1]

I see you in the chat, throwing nickels and dimes.
I’m out here buying throne lists, front of the line.
Think that will get her attention? You must be feelin' deranged.
The simping you be sendin' is barely chump change.

Cheer a hundred bits?- I’m dropping a thou,
I be flexin that leaderboard, WHO’S YOUR KING NOW?

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Verse 2]
I’m in shoutouts, she knows my name,
You’re in her DMs, screamin’ in vain!
Five dollars a month? That’s barely a taste—
I empty out that wishlist till it runs out of space!

I buy the tier threes, the stream loots, the packs,
You still beggin' for a gift sub? You rats stay back!
I own the collection, you just got scraps!

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Bridge]

Oh, you thought love was free?
You thought you had a flex?
While you beg for attention…
I'm writin' her CHECKS.

Kneel to the goonslayer!
I fund her lifestyle, you can't ever relate.
I hold the power, I dictate her fate.
she's sending me cheers, knows my name!

(you’re just another faceless rat in shame…)

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Outro]

Flex! Flex! Flex! Flex!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

I'M HER TAX PAYER, I'M HER TOP PLAYER!

You better watch out, cause I'mma bout to cut through.

I'm the Goonslayer and I'm comin' for you!

MLD

Deer.dennis