BMR - Live Free Or Die Hard

BMR - Saw IV

Parody of The Fratellis - Flathead.. about how good my... ahem... aim is!!

Can't remember which review this was featured in.

BMR - Blind Mess (song)

This is a parody of "SexyBack", featured in my review of "Shrek The Third".

BMR - BlindnessBack (parody of SexyBack)

This is a song featured in my review of "Good Luck Chuck" where a "kitty ring" is prominently featured...   I thought it would be funny to hear a barbershop quartet sing about this little feminine accessory!

BMR - Kitty Ring (song in the barbershop style)

This song is based on this entry Justin Bieber made at the Anne Frank House & Museum in 2013.
"Truly inspiring to be able to come here," he offered. So far, so acceptable. Then came the hand-slap-forehead moment: "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

Justin Bieber's Anne Frank Song

Review of "True Grit", featuring THE ORIGINAL Dean Blundell Show.

BMR - True Grit (feat. the ORIGINAL Dean Blundell Show)

One of the most popular bits I did on the show.  It was the precursor to the introduction of Uncle D!!

Alternative Version of "It's A Wonderful Life".

I would never have guessed that the Braveheart sequel clip would become a huge hit!  I was rooting for "Malcolm X II" myself!

BMR - The Hangover Part 2 - (a.k.a. Braveheart Part II)

Another "syndicated" BMR featuring a VERY important public service announcement from #17 (I can't say it's Wendel Clark because his people got all mad at me!!)

BMR  - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

In 2011, the Taliban held there first ever entry draft... and DBS's International Reporter Jonathan Rundle was there!

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Taliban Entry Draft

Originally featured in the "Ides Of March" blind movie review, this clip became a staple when cutting off callers and guests that were.. well...

Booooooooooooooorinnnnnnnnnng!

This is a mockumentary about Elwood Spencer, one of the stranger characters in the early days of the NHL.

Golden Ice - Elwood Spencer

A mockumentary about Nicholas "Necklace" McRae, a player who stabbed and slashed his way into hockey's history book.

Golden Ice - Nicholas "Necklace" McRae

East Hamilton Radio: Captain EHR - Buzz & Hiss 2

102.1 The Edge: Dean Blundell Disco ID

102.1 The Edge Anti - Valentine's Wknd

I think there is a majorly undeveloped movie genre that is waiting to explode!  Military Porn.  I decided to take a crack at it during my blind movie review of "Battle Los Angeles". (PG-13)

Military Porn - The Pizza Boys

Another adventure in the underserved genre of military porn!  From my blind movie review of "Act of Valor".

Military Porn II - Operation Booty Call

This is a song based on a true story.  I tried to take Ian to his first full length movie, "The Lorax" and he lasted 20 minutes before the terror and tears started flowing.  Being the good father I am, I had him sing about it for the radio!!

The Lorax Scared The S**t Out Me (song)

From the blind movie review of "The Grey".

If you have never seen "The Grey", save yourself $6 and listen to this little song.  Pretty much sums everything up!

"The Grey" song.  (What A Beautiful Day)

Pope Idol

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle files a report on how a couple from Oshawa Ontario is looking to cash in on the Anne of Green Gables phenomena by creating a beloved character for their fair city... Dan of South Shwiggity.

Dan of South Shwiggity

Review of "The Avengers", featuring a rundown of a new movie called "The Eye-vengers".

BMR Avengers (The Blind EYE-vengers)

I review the film, "Now You See Me" and unveil my new BLIND MAGIC act!  

BMR - Now You See Me (feat. a Blind Magic show!!)

Spoof of Gangum Style based on video footage of a lady losing her stuff on a GO Train.

Going Nuts Go Train Style (parody of PSY's Gangum Style)

I actually like how I sang this song.  No auto-tuning which is pretty rare for my critical ears.

Blind Way (song from Adjustment Bureau BMR)

Hey!  4 years of poopy diapers are (for the most part) finished in our house - so we're celebrating with a song.

Here are the deep and meaningful lyrics.  Sing along with your loved ones!

Have you heard?
I'm wearing UNDERWEAR.
No more diapers for me.
I can go to the bathroom in the toilet,
just like Mom and Dad - AND Ian!

I used to go to the batheroom in my under-jams,
and that made me so sad.

I can do it myself!

(singing) Aboo, aboo, 
A-boo, boo boo.
I'm in control of my pee and poo.
Hey everybody, have you heard?
Potty training is the word.
Hey everybody, look at me!

I'M FREE!

Clear!

The Potty Training Song by Owen Welsman

Okay, SO...  There was a character who called in to the show to say that he had, at the age of 15, been hit in the groin by a football.  The impact caused him to lose the use of his testicles. Though the tale was probably not true, Lesbian Lu, Meatus, Qi Min Sheng, Psychic Nikki and I put together a song to raise awareness for... something ... 

Live Hard - A Song For "No Balls" Jamie

Another out of sight contest from the warped minds at boom 973.

Can you guess which JOHN is singing which Elton John song?

Best 'o luck!

Elton JOHNS Contest

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Bin Laden's Funniest Home Videos

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Exclusive Interview w Prince Charles

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - The Brian Burqa

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Kate Middleton Health Scandal REVEALED

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Toronto's New Slippery Threat

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Labour Unrest at the North Pole

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - Canada's True Place on the World Stage

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - The Latest Threat To Our Freedom

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - A Dark Day In Wireton

International Reporter Jonathan Rundle - A Biting Look at the REAL Root of UK Unrest

Imaging Producer at Stingray Radio - Boom 97.3 Toronto / The Breeze Vancouver / Edmonton / Halifax.

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