Cyberpunk twincest beats

Lyrics:

PONYVILLE no onsen ni kite kudasai

supaponī rōtasu to aroe o mitasu koto ga dekimasu

 Ame no naka no namida no yōna hana ni nyūyoku.

——————-

Translation:

Please come to ponyville’s day spa

You can meet the spa ponies, Lotus and Aloe

Bathing in blossoms like tears in rain.

Bathing in Blossoms

AppleDashy nonsense I put over after drinking a dirty arnold palmer and listening to Rocky Mountain High by John Denver

My head in the clouds, my hooves on the ground,
There’s a rainbow somewhere special, either napping or dashing around,
She said my wings were made of gossamer and morning dew,
How can I hold all these apples, when I’m thinking of you?



Don't let me down, don't let me fall
I can't pull myself together

Don't let me down, don't let me fall
I can't pull myself together

Don't Let Me Fall

Sparks and Sprinters

For the Great Mothers

1st brostep tune to see the light of day. Deliberately shitty... Yeah, let's say that. 

Skop Jip and Hump

Ten Seconds Flat

So long summer, it's been fun,
But the lonely trip back is always shorter.

The Trip Back

Part one (A lie for you):

…Smells like burning popcorn in here
And I don’t know what to say to her
You’ve had a long time to think about things
But remember it could be so much worse

And you raise the moon every night
And you make my heart stop beating with your eyes
You bring the rain down from the skies
You make my breath catch with your lies
And here’s a lie for you- “You’re not beautiful”
Another lie for you- “I don’t love you”

You stay up all night reading
History philosophy and poetry
I know you’re a true romantic
But you won’t let anybody see

And you raise the moon every night
And every kiss from your lips gets me high
Your hips sway and I see the light
You make my back arch with your lies
And here’s a lie for you- “You’re not beautiful”
Another lie for you- “I don’t love you”

Part 2 (All the Pretty Little Ponies):

Miss Selene Abigail Smith,

The bus will be crowded but you must try your best to hide your wings and blend in. If you care to look out the window, you will surely see Canterlot fading into the distance, replaced quickly by meadows filled with butterflies, and things will progress as said for a good amount of time before you see anything else of interest.

I have had the cooks prepare a selection of snacks and treats for you to enjoy on your trip, and additionally I have asked for the head librarian’s personal selection regarding the best literature of the past thousand years. I trust you will enjoy them, and please partake freely.

The first sign that you have reached your destination is the smell of hay and chicken shit and the sight of apple trees extending into the distance as far as your vision will allow. Please know that these ponyvillians are quite kind and generous, well predisposed to honesty, loyalty and laughter. I only hope your visit will be as it was with my student, Twilight Sparkle, and you truly discover the magic of friendship.

Please know I will miss you, and as always, I love you dearly.

Your beloved sister.

Part 3 (The Ballad of Nightmare Moon):

Well you know, 1000 years ago,
The was a princess named Luna who did some stuff
Turned into nightmare moon, said “the night will last forever”
Cuz Celestia knows 12 hours a day isn’t enough
So she sent that silly little filly to the moon,
Luna spent a millennium on that rock
Then when the stars aided her escape, on the eve of the summer solstice
She kidnapped sis and bought a new pair of socks

Now she’s living with me in my home
She might now be family but we treat her like our own
Life can be hard when you’re living with a goddess
Nothing is perfect but we’re making progress

(solo)

Now she’s living with me in my home
She might now be family but we treat her like our own
We’ll do anything so she doesn’t feel so alone

Life can be hard when you’re living with a goddess
Nothing is perfect but we’re making progress

Progress

Gildakeet is best pony

You have NO IDEA how much poison joke I had to eat to write this song.

Young Egg (Scootaloo's lullabye)

All the other foals with their bucked up hooves...

Our love will destroy the world

Everyonedemo

Jamming W. Jnez (Vol. 1)

Appaloosan summers are cold and love dies
For no one from ponyville to canterlot will again know you
Plucking ticks to avoid lyme disease, sorting buffalo bones,
making pyramids and the harvest wasn’t at all good this year

Isn’t that a thing, darling,
isn’t that just the thing to bring us together

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