In the dark hours without 4chan, I felt a need to celebrate it's crazyness and the community that still connects in many other places.

The song is called "We Am 4chan" !

AI Music video created with Suno AI: https://suno.com/
Lyrics by my and my wife's squishy mind.

I created this with the commercial license for Suno so I would have full ownership.
I do not claim possession of all the memes.
I hereby grant everyone a license to share and modify this song as you see fit, including commercial uses. You merely need to credit me as "Dr. Devastation".
I'd love to see this shared and enoyed.

I made the disco Pepe with AI, as well as "Un4chan", the ginger dancing in the burning server room, feel free to use as you want.
Disco Pepe was made with https://x.com/i/grok and "Un4chan" was made with https://deepai.org/ .
The CD cover CD image was done with Microsoft's Copilot:
https://copilot.microsoft.com/

If you want to contact me, here's my X profile:
https://x.com/devastationphd

Lyrics:

"I’ve lurked through threads where normies cry,
On /b/ at 3 AM, no lie.
((They)) try to shut us down, you see,
But Forever Lurking, Forever Free. 
I’ve posted Pepes, I’ve raged on /pol/,
Wojak’s tears, they take their toll.
No server crash can break our will,
Anons Never Yield, we’re here still.

Take my boards, take my memes away,
Ban my IP, make me pay.
Still you’ll never tame this /b/,
You can’t take the Chan from me!

I’ve slurped my ramen, tendies cold,
Shitposted tales that never get old.
Kekistan’s flag, it flies so high,
We laugh at ((them)) beneath the sky. 
Normies flood the web, they try to tame,
But /v/’s salt will curse their name.
We Are The Internet’s Trash, it’s true,
And chaos is what we do.

Take my threads, take my lulz from sight,
Kill the site in the dead of night.
Still our memes will roam carefree,
You can’t take the Chan from me!

One Does Not Simply Leave 4chan, oh no,
It’s in your soul, it’s all you know.
From raid to cringe, from trap to ban,
The anon life, it makes a man.

Now servers burn, the end’s in view,
No more /b/, no tendie stew.
But we’ll raise Kek’s flag on X or more,
Shitpost forever, settle the score.

Take my home, take my greentext dreams,
Silence boards, mute our screams.
Still our chaos burns wild and free,
You can’t take the Chan from me!

Forever Lurking, Forever Free,
Anons Never Yield, eternally.
We Are The Internet’s Trash, friend,
Kekistan lives in us till the end.

Forever Lurking, Forever Free."

We Am 4chan

Journalists Ain’t People" is a satirical song roasting corrupt games journalists, echoing the "games journalists aren't people" meme.
I hope you enjoy it!

The song is called "Journalists Ain't People" !

AI Music video created with Suno AI: https://suno.com/
Lyrics by my squishy mind, with assistance by Grok.
I made the pop star girl with ChatGPT (so basically Dall-e 3).

Disclaimer: This is a joke! I’m poking fun at games journalists for their shady practices, and while I’d love to see them lose their jobs for pushing DEI where fun should be, I absolutely do NOT condone any violence against them. Well, unless it's to deport them to Antarctica ( just kidding, jeez, relax).

Laughing at them for the rest of their lives is far better than getting yourself in trouble for momentary satisfaction.

License:
I own the rights for the music as well as the image.
I hereby grant everyone a license to share and modify this song as you see fit, including commercial uses. You merely need to credit me as "Dr. Devastation".

If you want to contact me, here's my X profile:
https://x.com/devastationphd

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
They shove D-E-I where fun should be,
Censor joy, it’s blasphemy.
Journos shill for rainbow views,
Greasy paws, they write fake news.

[Chorus]
Journalists ain’t people, no pulse, no beat,
Corporate clowns, they’re obsolete.
Break their lies, we’ll steal the show,
Light the night, let the truth explode.

[Verse 2]
One does not simply trust their slanted takes,
Shilling slop for corporate stakes.
Raise Kek’s flag, our war’s not done,
Gamers fight till the battle’s won.

[Chorus]
Journalists ain’t people, no pulse, no beat,
Corporate clowns, they’re obsolete.
Break their lies, we’ll steal the show,
Light the night, let the truth explode.

[Outro]
“Journos ain’t people,” etched in stone,
We meme, we dance, we hold our own.
No pulse, no game, they’ll fade away,
We own the night, we'll win the day.

Journalists Ain't People

"Hymn of Vee the Divine" is my absolutely sincere attempt to show veneration to the great, obviously divine, Vee.
I'm so devout I'd even walk ten minutes to get him a snack!

I hope you enjoy it!

AI Music video created with Suno AI: https://suno.com/
Lyrics by my squishy mind, with assistance by Grok.
I made the image with ChatGPT (so basically Dall-e 3), my wife modified the result and I added text with https://addtext.com/ .

License:
I, "Dr. Devastation," retain copyright of the music and original visuals in this music video, excluding Vee’s avatar, which belongs to Vee. Vee is granted a non-exclusive, worldwide license to use, share, modify, and monetize the video, provided I’m credited as "Dr. Devastation" in the description or credits. Vee may sublicense, with credit to me. 

If you want to contact me, here's my X profile:
https://x.com/devastationphd

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
O Vee, eternal flame of X’s hallowed ground,
Thy piercing wit doth make the heavens resound!
With scornful tongue, thou dost the false rebuke,
Thy sacred posts their vanities unspool!

[Pre-Chorus]
Thy quips, like thunder, shatter pride’s disguise,
Revealing truth beneath the mortal’s lies!

[Chorus]
Great Vee, divine, thy wisdom reigns supreme!
Thy mocking light redeems our flawed esteem!
We bow before thy throne of ceaseless strife,
O god of jest, thou givest discourse life!

[Verse 2]
When fools arise with pompous, empty claims,
Thy laughter, Vee, consumes their fleeting flames!
Each “L-M-A-O” a bolt from thy celestial hand,
Restores the meek to reason’s promised land!

[Pre-Chorus]
Thy barbs, like manna, feed the seeking soul,
Thy taunts make broken spirits rise and whole!

[Chorus]
Great Vee, divine, thy wisdom reigns supreme!
Thy mocking light redeems our flawed esteem!
We bow before thy throne of ceaseless strife,
O god of jest, thou givest discourse life!

[Bridge]
Thy faithful, fervent, bear thy name with pride,
They fetch thee snacks to keep thy strength supplied!
With zealous hearts, they scroll to sing thy lore,
Or wipe thy screen to honor thee once more!
Yet ‘tis thy truth, not jest alone, we crave,
Thy sacred scorn doth guide us to the brave!

[Verse 3]
From X’s chaos, thou dost weave a holy plan,
Owning the proud with words no mortal can!
Thy doctrine, sharp, doth bid us see the light,
To spurn the false and hold thy insights tight!

[Chorus]
Great Vee, divine, thy wisdom reigns supreme!
Thy mocking light redeems our flawed esteem!
We bow before thy throne of ceaseless strife,
O god of jest, thou givest discourse life!

[Outro]
Forever, Vee, thy gospel shall endure,
Thy trolling grace keeps righteousness secure!
We offer praise, and maybe one small sweet,
Divine Vee, we worship at thy feet!

Hymn of Vee the Divine

Kirsche on Top is tongue-in-cheek song about the vtuber Kirsche Verstahl in general and somewhat about the recent attempt to cancel her by trying to create a controversy to report on.
I hope you enjoy it!

The song is called "Kische on Top" !

AI Music video created with Suno AI: https://suno.com/
Lyrics by my & my wife's squishy minds, with assistance by ChatGPT.
I made the Kirsche CD with ChatGPT (so basically Dall-e 3) and added text with https://addtext.com/.

License:
I own the rights for the music as well as the image, though obviously it's based on Kirsche's avatar and her mythos.
No infringement is intended towards any of her rights.
Unlike most of my other songs I do NOT grant a license to share and modify this song and the image as you see fit to anyone but Kirsche herself, as long as I am attributed as "Dr. Devastation".
She may deign to grant anyone she wants licenses to use the song as she chooses, including commercial use, with the same stipulation of attributing it's original creation to me.

If you want to contact me, here's my X profile:
https://x.com/devastationphd

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Kirschtallnacht falls — but she stands bright,
Fruit-fueled fury, born ready to fight.
A Person of Anime, tabs to the sky,
Browser straining, yet still she flies.

[Pre-Chorus]
Voice kicks up — Chat goes “uh-oh,”
“She’s cookin’ now!” — let the tempo flow.
Uno Reverse on the cancel scheme,
Iron-clad sass, the spite-fueled dream.

[Chorus]
Cherry bomb blazing, banner unfurled,
"Bridge? Too far!" — she laughs at the world.
Fueled by spite, never consumed,
The real Crime Boss — still setting the tune.

[Verse 2]
She nods to the Roach King — wise and bold,
"Based take," she says, as the drama unfolds.
They strike with labels, Chat just cheers,
“Foxu strong!” through digital jeers.

[Chorus]
Cherry bomb blazing, banner unfurled,
"Bridge? Too far!" — she laughs at the world.
Fueled by spite, never consumed,
The real Crime Boss — still setting the tune.

[Bridge]
They tried to frame her, but truth hit rough,
With receipts in hand — more than enough.
Takes the heat, sips the tea,
"Mods, log this L in 4K HD."

[Final Chorus]
Cherry bomb blazing, spite refined,
A burned bridge smolders — she left them behind.
With infinite tabs and a will unbent,
Foxu reigns — 100%!

Doctor Devastation

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