Hey guys, Devena aka Dev1nTR here...Damn, it's been awhile. But I've return once again and this time bringing you something new! :D

So originally I was gonna return to the rap battle community with a battle I made last year being the funniest TrollPasta to date "WHO WAS PHONE!" against the Indie math teacher Baldi from Baldi's Basics. I never made the battle happen due to the VA that wanted to play Baldi stepped down. I might remake this again, but until then it is scrapped.

but please do enjoy this flow test i made last year.

Lyrics:
Baldi (Verse 1):
I will leave this call silent once you step in my schoolhouse,
Your rhymes are even weaker than an average house mouse!
My verse is more vicious from the way I be spittin,
That’s why my game is much better than how your pasta was written.
Sweeping you to the floor, sending you to detention,
Let me teach you a little lesson so you better pay attention!
When you enter through my hall you better be screwed,
Cause even Sonic.EXE was a better joke than you!
Sentence by sentence, joke after joke
You’re pasta bores me so that you might as well choke,
On the phone line you have, leaving you to be dead,
Not even the question you ask will get out of your head!

Who Was Phone (Father):
Hello, Mr. Baldi sir, was that your name?
Not a big surprise that people still play your game.
So what if that pasta was better, i still hold the joke throne,
Wait hold on a minute...WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?! *cuts to WHO WAS PHONE*

Who Was Phone (Verse 1):
Shutting down you’re own verse from this MS paint knockoff,
Better put down that ruler of yours so you better BACK OFF!
I’ll rip those notebook apart then leave you’re own school to burn,
Baldi: But you didn’t finish your rap-
WWP: I SAID WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN!
At Least I have my own honey, while people play you for money,
Better shut it you dummy, cause you're not even funny!
Sending me to detention? Try and catch me if you can,
Cause at least my story wasn’t a copy of fucking Slenderman!


Baldi (Verse 2):
You’re saying I'm not funny well take a look at your story,
While your pasta is still dead I still hold indie glory!
You’re creator must be stupid, did he got hit by a frying pan?
I’ll leave with one final note, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Who Was Phone (Verse 2):
You’re creator should have left you inside those stupid comic books,
Besides, your students are more terrible with their poorly drawn looks.
Sorry, i didn’t hear you cause i cut this call short,
I’ll leave your own game silent like your full game port...

WHO WAS PHONE!  Vs Baldi [Rap Battle] (Flow Test/SCRAPPED)

Consider this a little Early April Fools battle for y'all.

Sans: DevenaComet
Fred Flintstone: DevenaComet
George Jetson: Fred Flintstone vs. George Jetson (ERBOC)
Bill Cipher: DevenaComet
Cthulu: DevenaComet
Red Mist: DevenaComet
Dancing Banana: DevenaComet
Paul The 3 Eyed Monkey: DevenaComet
The Ticket Taker: Overused Joke

Writting/Script: What script?

Lyrics:
screw lyrics.








[New rap battles from me will come out in the future, stay tuned ;) ]

Sans vs. Fred Flinstone | Epic Rap Battles (Early April Fools 2022)

Lyrics:

RANDOM RAP BATTLES!

Slenderman!

VS.

Oscar The Grouch!

BEGIN!

Slenderman:
Welcome to my Slender Forest you won't be seeing the light of day,
I don't even care what this grouch is gonna say!
You'll be dead like the player, Soon you'll see.
On my way to Sesame Street I was swarm by bees!
While you got a crusty Grouchland I was on the big screen.
Call me Freddy and Jason cause I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM!
I killed Elmo inside a container of Tic Tacs,
Now watch me as I do my SLENDERMAN ATTACK!

Oscar:
Hey Slenderman...Fuck You!
I was trying to take a piss like my name was Pingu.
I mean it would've been better if I faced Jeff the Killer instead,
Cause at least I would've been dead!
How can you see me if you don't have a face?
I'll erase you from existence, A WASTE OF SPACE!
Just call me Game Theory cause I dissed cause I could,
Now pack you're bags Slendy and fuck off my neighborhood.

Slenderman Vs. Oscar The Grouch | Random Rap Battles #1

Welcome to this new series known as "Comet Rap Brawl"!

We have the mystery man of Undertale, W.D Gaster! and the Monster of FNF, Lemon Demon!

Lyrics:

Monster Verse 1:
Greetings there Gaster, you're in for a treat.
Cause when the moon shines, I'm always on beat.
You won't be needing friends to admit your defeat,
You'll dead off like Girlfriend left in decease.
No wonder why you're Mysterious, left alone by your creator,
Hiding away from yourself being the true monster.
It was always you're fault, now you're locked in the vault.
Like the another slender clones, Another Gaster lost.

Gaster Verse 1:
Entity #2020, this lemon doesn't know what about to be ready.
How sad another experiment was left alone in the files,
Only added back in Newgrounds, Not even higher then miles.
You're not Spooky when you be talking about Two Trucks,
Not even the Community nowadays doesn't give Two FUCKS!
Calling yourself a demon, you're not powerful then Chara,
But you lost to a blue hair rapper, call that Lemon Karma.

Monster Verse 2:
Looks like Win Ding Master doesn't know what's scaring yeah!
Died by you're own creation, call that Memrafelia!
Toby forgot you exist, so you might as well quit!
Before I tear to shreds leaving nothing but 8 bits!

Gaster Verse 2:
Why don't you quit the rapping now and escape,
Before squeeze off you're dead for some nice Lemonade.
I love the cent of you're defeat, would you agree too?
Leaving you rotting in that house, cause I won't seeing you soon...

[Next Battle Hint: Cartoony Ghosts]

W.D Gaster vs. Monster | Comet Rap Brawl! #1

Welcome to the 2nd instalment of Comet Rap Brawl! We have 3 hand puppets going at it in this fight. We have the kind hearted hand puppet from Noggin, Oobi. Going against the 2 hand puppets of MTV, Sifl and Olly.

[Lyrics]

Oobi Verse 1:
Oobi here! Time to play the rap battle game,
You’re show was fine and dandy till Socko stole you’re fame.
I’m usually a nice puppet, but you know that I’m right,
I don’t need calls from the public to help me out in this fight.
I’m as Precious as Roy, get ready to be destroyed,
By Oobi rap flow that you can’t just avoid.
I'm zooming by my win like Oobi's Red Car,
But it's really sad how you never gotten far.

Sifl & Olly Verse 1:
Sifl: Olly what the hell is he talking about?
Olly: I don't fucking know?
All I heard that his flow sucks more then his show.
Sifl:  We'll hit you right in you're Noggin, To think you can beat us?
Both: HELL NO!
Sifl: We got up to 3 Seasons can't say the same for you're show.
Olly: We'll you with god damn Pie!
Sifl: His hands about to go bye!
Olly: Cause we're busting down the base!
Sifl: Oobi's gonna be replace!
Olly: We're Gonna sink you like Atlantis!
Sifl: To think he's popular than us?
Both: Cause when we're running show Fake Blood gonna be in you're guts!

Oobi Verse 2:
Grrr! YOU MAKE OOBI ANGRY WITH THE CUSSING YOU DONE!
CAUSE WHEN I TELL GRANDPU, YOU BETTER RUN!
Oobi no like Sifl and Olly, you make Oobi sick,
You're show is boring and basic, you might as well quit!
You're dumb as Chester that it makes Oobi smart,
Always changing the channel when you're show starts.
Here's a Rock Fact for you, Who's more better?
The answer is Oobi cause you guys don't even matter!

Sifl & Olly Verse 2:
Sifl: So you're saying you're precious as Roy? Wow that means you're also dumb.
Olly: No wonder why you got canned we always thought you were a slum.
Sifl: Dude, is that even a Rhyme?
Olly: Don't know, does this kid know at all?
Sifl: Makes sense since his show is gonna fall.
Both: It's almost the end of the show! Oobi is gonna get owned!
Sifl: Just like the rock in our intro, you're gonna get burned!
Olly: Get out of here Oobi!
Sifl: And go back to Nickelodeon Storages!
Both: CAUSE THIS WILL END LIKE HOW YOU COLLAPSED ALL THOSE ORANGES!

Sifl and Olly vs. Oobi | Comet Rap Brawl #2

Welcome to the bonus side of Comet Rap Brawl known as "Star Bonus!".

This rap battle is actually one that I wrote back in 2018, but decided to remaster it. We have the 2 green fictional characters, The Meme Ogre himself, Shrek! Going against the green thunder, Luigi!

[Lyrics]
Shrek Verse 1:
Somebody once told me Luigi gonna get owned!
I'm the All-Star here, you're abouta get dethrowned!
You'll be easy to beat since you're a green wanna-be
I'll make you more spooked then a regular Waddle Dee.
People make you do nothing like if you're name was Sans,
Besides the year of Luigi was to shut up your fans.
No one would ever pick you not even in Mario Party.
Shooting stars won't save you in my galaxy,

Luigi Verse 1:
Let's a GO! Luigi came to teach this ogre some lessions!
You'll be needing more than potions to go against my weapons!
I'll stomp you like a Koopa and burn with a Fire Flower,
cause I'm the true green with the most power!
your Donkey is just stupid being a total wossy,
But atleast I didn't got beaten by a small little pussy!
You're a mistake for the internet with all those memes,
Why don't you go back into another God Mother dream!

Shrek Verse 2:
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum you'll never stop me plumber,
No wonder why you're brother think that you're a bummer.
Nintendo was tired of you, they put you in a Haunted Mansion,
Sorry to say, but you lost this competition!

Luigi Verse 2 [Mr.L]:
Oh silly orge, you're just filled with surprises,
Just like The Grinch you're just two small sizes.
You beating me is just full of laughter,
But too bad that this won't be a Happily Ever After...

Shrek vs. Luigi | CRB: Star Bonus! #1

Welcome to the 2nd instalment of "CRB: Star Bonus!", We have a battle between 2 mechanical minds. The team memeber of D.E.A.T.H Pact from BFB, Remote! Against Zim's robot companion, GIR!

[Lyrics]
Remote Verse 1:
So it looks it’s the battle between mechanical minds,
This will end like how you’re show got trashed in rewinds.
I’m a loyal D.E.A.T.H Pact member always saving lives,
Really sad how Zim treats you with all the shit that he gives.
Will you stop being annoying talking about Piggies,
I have a wonderful fanbase while you’re with HotTopic hippies.
You’re just Donkey from Shrek talking about waffles,
Leave this battle now like some of you’re show’s dramas.

GIR Verse 1:
(Awww)
But I like remotes they let me watch Monkeys,
But in the case of this battle you’re just build for young teens,
Saying you’re a loyal member like you’re always calm,
But then in episode 7, you sent Better Namers a bomb.
The only fanbase you got was from the OSC,
I’m the best cartoon robot, you’ll never beat me!
Give up Remote before I start pushing your buttons,
you’re just a dumb object just like the others.

Remote Verse 2:
Is that the best you got? I’m not that surprised,
everything was alright until you had to arrived.
People only like you when you are in you’re dog suit,
I don’t even know why people call you cute.
Sure I messed up for my team but I didn’t mean to be rude,
All you do all day is watch TV and eat junk food.
I’m the better mechanical mind unlike this toy,
Besides the better robots I’ve seen were Astro and Robotboy.

GIR Verse 2:
Sure there better than me but you’re like Robot Jones,
make yourself like Nonexisty cause your raps are close to none.
Don’t you dare talk about my master he’s loyal and smart,
did you ever make it to Season 1 I think not.
The easiest way to defeat you to take you batteries,
Sorry to say Remote but you’ll never beat me.
Goodbye Remote you’re as dumb as a potato,
Now excuse me as I eat a TACO!

Remote vs. GIR | CRB: Star Bonus! #2

Welcome to the third addition of CRB's Star Bonus! We have 2 rappers going at it (and no, not one of them if Boyfriend from FNF). The rapper who belives, Parappa The Rapper! Against the rapper who gets busy, Coach Z!

[Lyrics]

Parappa Verse 1:
Looks like I got another coach to diss on the track,
cause after this rap battle you ain't coming back!
I'm the best funkin rapper you'll ever seen around,
although I thought I was rapping against the one from ToonTown!
I don't need a grade of 110%,
cause I can easily beat this man with his terrible content.
Coming from your rap skills I don't need to put up a fight,
Just like the other people I phase you out of spite!

Coach Z Verse 1:
Coach Z Coach Z one two one two,
I'm gonna make this doggie abouta start feeling blue!
I thought the worst rapper of media was Boyfriend,
But it seems like I'm gonna make this dog meet his own end!
Why don't you diss someone else cause I get really busy,
cause just like the bathroom I'm gonna make you dizzy!
You seem to be the odd one out when you were put in All Stars,
Just call me Jamma Lamme cause I'm gonna hit you with a guitar!

Parappa Verse 2:
In the rhythm or the snow I still got the funky flow,
It's sad how you're popularity didn't grow!
You're rapping is terrible that they paired with Strong Bad,
Sorry to say but I'm the true rapping chad!

Coach Z Verse 2:
Only took you two games to make you become to be,
gonna be like you're father so go ahead 'Bite me"!
I'm gonna be stealing you're victory that you could've nab,
Cause I'm gonna shoot you down like if I was a Laser Crab!

Coach Z vs. Parappa The Rapper | CRB: Star Bonus #3

Um...ok then... Welcome to the 2nd Random Rap Battle! Today we have a rap battle with the funny man/Family Guy, Peter Griffin, going against....A Bee...I guess Peter was playing God again :T

(Just a remembrance, Random Rap Battles is a series that is ment to be bad on purpose)

[Lyrics]:

Bee:
I be dropping out of my hive to see in my eye,
that good ol' Peter Griffin was walking on by.
You know It's kind of hard to continue your show won't you say?
Cause your pretty much as lame just like your own cutaways!
I'm the most popular insect you're just hitting BedRock,
You think I'm scared of you? You must be dead wrong!
This is really pathetic like you getting with Lois,
Should've fuck with the Bees we be making Winnie's Pourage.

Peter Griffin:
Man this is more terrible when I rapped against a bee,
But I think this will be easy to beat you can't you see?
Jeez I thought you were smart like my son Stewie,
Talking about Winnie The Pooh, what are you, Looney?
God WHO THE HELL CARES if you sting or not.
By the end of this you'll be saying "Bye World"!
You're even worser then Meg and haven't you heard?
That the bir bir bird was the mother fucking word!

Peter Griffin vs. A Bee | Random Rap Battles #2

ZALGO Verse 1:
So they put me up against the joker named The Devil,
You’re just a phony compared to the others on my level!
You’ll be look into my eye once you get close up,
How can you scare me when you can’t defeat a Cup.
I’m the Creepypasta King, the ruler of all legends!
You’re nothing more than a fake, maybe you need some lessons.
Throw you away to other Indie Game trash and litter
Cause I’ll stick it up more than your own assistant Stickler!

The Devil Verse 1:
In case you forgot Zalgo, I’m the real fucking Devil,
Mr. Big D himself and I’m not like the others!
You’re entire character came out of Trevor Henderson,
At least I didn’t get my title stole by Slenderman!
So here a deal for me to you that you can’t deny,
I'll laugh at your grave until you nearly DIE!
It’s great to be me, I’ll steal your win like a Phantom,
Cause at least it isn’t bad as your own fucking Fandom!

ZALGO Verse 2:
Don’t play with me moral cause the fun just got started,
Because after this battle your life will be soon departed.
You got outsmarted by a cup and his brother,
Never made it to DLC, oh what a bummer!
I’m the god of this world your just a me wannabe,
I’ll show you real power that you even seen!
Looks like this devil’s deal like the tables it’s turned,
CAUSE I’LL SEND YOU IN HELL TO GET YOUR ASS BURNED!!

The Devil Verse 2:
OH! Calm down there Zalgy you’re getting all worked up,
But it’s actually kind of sad how your rapping sucked!
And by assistant you mean Henchman cause you must be dumb like him,
Now let’s make this battle a little more GRIM…
YOU CAN’T OUT MATCH ME ZALGO! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
YOUR ENTIRE CREEPYPASTA IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SCAM!
Now you will be dead like the souls I collected,
No fanboys or girls will ever get you protected..

ZALGO Vs The Devil | CRB: Star Bonus #4/Halloween Special

(So this was originally a halloween special (before The Devil vs. ZALGO), but due to lack of time, I didn't get around to post this.)

Welcome to the third battle of CRB! We have 2 cartoon creepy characters going at it (and no, there not Creepypastas). We have the freaky barber himself, Freaky Fred! Going against the "Original Fry Cook" of the Krusty Krab, The Hash Slinging Slasher!

Voices:
Freaky Fred: Ledgeth
The Hash Slinging Slasher: DevenaComet (Originally Astro)

(If you want to voice act for Comet Rap Brawl, let me know by commenting here or message me on Discord: DevenaComet#3634)

Lyrics -

Fred Verse 1:
Hello there Mr. Slasher you may call me Freaky Fred,
these raps that I spit are all in my head.
But better be warned this battle is about to get messy,
cause let’s just say I feel.. quite Naughty..
You’re just a Nick myth of all legends even spawned a Creepypasta,
I’ll give you a haircut for free but it’s gonna cost ya.
This is gonna hurt you more then Patrick’s own Rock,
better be quick now cause it’ll be Around the Clock.

HSS Verse 1:
So this freaky barber thinks that he’s winning against me?
you’ll be drowning in these raps when you’re under the sea.
I’ll leave you’re heartbroken more than your own marriage,
cause it seems as though you don’t even have enough Courage.
Try and run all you want Fred, soon you’ll be dead,
I’ll cut your own head like what I did to my hand,I’ll
RING! RING! Phone’s for you but I won’t be there
Cause I’ll be coming for you with my red eye stare!

Fred Verse 2:
Oh please, you’re rhymes are nothing more than pathetic,
I’m the true storyteller and I’m at least poetic.
Being brought back for references is where you’ve fall,
Bash you harder and this time there won’t be green on the walls.
So ends our little tale all about our little rap,
Nowadays your story puts people for a nap.
Better get going it’s 3AM and you’re already dead,
So goodbye forever, with love, Fred.

HHS Verse 2:
You’re forgetting one thing Fred I come back for the kill,
and who’s to say you rap more with your own poetic skill.
I’ll leave your grave empty handed without be dated,
You’re even more cringe when you are Reanimated.
You think we’ll be friends, don’t you have any trust?
Cause I’ll be hitting harder than when I got hit by a bus.
Turning off the lights, better seal your fate Fred
(Turns into the nerd)
But it’s actually kind of sad how you got beaten by this nerd!

Hash Slinging Slasher Vs. Freaky Fred | Comet Rap Brawl #3

Happy Birthday to me! I'd figured I do a little special for CRB by putting my 2 main OCs at each other. We have the Red Pyro Sonic, Scinous. Against the Space Entity of Planet Omega 3X, Comet Suki!

Lyrics:

Scinous Verse 1:
Let’s go back to the past where everything was just simple,
Cause by the end of fight I’ll leave you Blue and Purple!
You couldn’t stand up to me with your entire Hangout crew,
The only reason you existed was because of Picrew!
I’ve been the star of this channel ever since the 2010s,
Sad how you came down to earth cause you didn’t had any friends.
Why don’t you take a shoot Newbie since you always try your own best,
The CBB Community only liked you cause of your chest!

Comet Verse 1:
Wow! Is that the best you got from the cartoon within this Galaxy,
You know I couldn’t hear you voice cause of your fucking Mic Quality!
You’ll be squished down and flat just like an Oreo,
How can you roast me on color when you lost to a Purple Mario!
People always liked me more when I entered the Community,
Cause when you enter my ring there won’t be any Immunity!
How can I take you seriously when your just a recolor Sonic,
I wouldn’t go near you when everyone said that you were Toxic!
I’m the, New replacer your just, a disgracer,
Cause with me rapping fast, you can call me Speed Racer!
Always getting your nuts shot whenever your in a VC,
You're just a part of Devian-Art OCs to be locked down into the B.C!

Scinous Verse 2:
This bitch still blabbering with her mouth? You must be Looney like Toony. (HEY!)
Your victory is never close, so go ahead try to see right through me!
How sad that your recent good beatbox got lose to Ledge,
I’ll make another Fallen Comet when I push off the edge!
I’m the OG of the channel, you lose to me well thankfully I’m glad,
Cause at least I didn’t get roasted by Badd!
Sorry Comet you’re future looks deep,
So go in for the leap, Cause when you enter though my street.
YOUR ABOUT TO GET BEAT!

Comet Verse 2:
Your verse was long short cause you didn’t had the flow,
Maybe next time you should try to keep it slow.
I’m the Galaxy god, your acting like a fraud,
The only fame that you had was from your Doodle FNF Mod.
But I’m keeping it real, Your fate will be sealed,
Cause your kind of looking short when your on the Battlefield.
You say your immortal like your name was Voorhees Jason,
But fucker had forgotten that he lost to Ty50n!
You might be the OG, but your fare past me,
Cause I'm swarming on you like a bunch of little Bees.
So go back to OC Shorts which is belong in the trash,
Cause you’ll only be remembered as a color in Super Smash Flash..

Scinous The Hedgehog vs. Comet Suki | Comet Rap Brawl #4 [BIRTHDAY SPECIAL]

a message from SAM

Welcome to the dark side of Comet Rap Brawl, known as "The Raps Of Horror" (A series Inspired by Sinister Rap Battles (Made by Vlad)).

Today we will start our descent with 2 lost episode creepypastas, Suicide Mouse against Dead Bart. But these 2 aren't alone in this fight...

[LYRICS]

Welcome to THE RAPS OF HORROR!
Suicide Mouse!
Against!
Dead Bart!
COMMENCE!

Suicide Mouse:
Let me show this Simpson how to get things started,
Cause even then he can easily be outsmarted.
Your family didn’t care that you were gone, oh what a shame,
I went out in style, you went out the fucking plane.
Your story is nothing special, maybe suggest another update,
It’s no wonder why your pasta has some much hate.
I’m the best lost episode around this whole community,
It’s sad how your pasta had wasted opportunity.

Dead Bart:
AY CARAMBA! I can’t stand the sound of your voice,
It’s no wonder why Minnie put you in Divorce.
Calling me wasted potential? Just look at your story,
I’ve seen the same type of shit that got the most glory.
The same repeating cycle of you walking is just lame,
Couldn’t stand against Red Mist is a damn fucking shame.
Follow me to the graves where your popularity’s gone,
Cause you only exist now for FNF Mods!

Jerry (Tom’s Basement):
Time to spice things up, this is gonna get gory,
You guys are nothing more then ShitPastas in every category.
Come down here it’s fun, this will only hurt a bit,
Like how Suicide Mouse can’t even get a bitch!
You’ll be end up like Tom, dead and disease,
I’ll slice you all up like Cheddar Cheese.
Put you all for sale and throwing away the key,
You all sealed your fate and will never be free..

Gumball (The Grieving):
Welcome to my Grieving World, you’ll soon be in defeat,
Even if I’m still dead Bart, I won’t miss a beat.
You guys are just hopeless with suicide and threats,
This will be the biggest mistake that you all have ever met!
You’ll be headless like Anais and put back into the box,
Even fans of your Pastas don’t give a fuck!
Hanging up my victory for you all to see,
Not even Red Mist can’t stand up to me!

Red Mist:
I was playing my clarinet till I heard you all talk,
You guy being better than me would've been a fucking shock.
I didn’t want to come to this fight, but you all made me do it,
You’re pastas are just boring so why don’t you just quit!
I JUST WANT TO DO IT! YOU ALL SHOULD’VE LEAVED!
YOU’LL BE DRIED UP LIKE SPONGEBOB WITH ONE SQUEEZE!
I HAD ENOUGH YOU ALL JUST LET ME BE!
TIME FOR ME TO SHOOT, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL SOON!

LIES:
I had enough of you all just saying lies,
You should’ve just left and not try.
Your rhymes won’t get you far while you all have flaws,
I’ll eat you all with my own fucking jaws!
Trapping these two Mouses, and Bart should’ve just listen,
Gumball you're just pathetic, just death is what you're wishing.
Your Lies won’t get you far so I hope you don’t forget,
Looks like this battle is done, time to turn off the set…

Suicidemouse.AVI Vs. Dead Bart | The Raps Of Horror #1

Oh hey , April is here. And since April is the time of Funny Hahas and Easter. Might as well make something while I can.
We have 2 Bunnies who have the same exact name.
Max from Telltale's "Sam and Max" going against Max from Nickelodeon's "Max and Ruby". 

Which Max will out Max'd the other?

Lyrics:
STAR BONUS!
MAX!
VERSUS!
uh…Max?

Max (Sam and Max) Verse 1:
So this kid really thinks he can diss against me?
He’s just completely worthless from what I fucking see!
It’s no wonder why Nick Jr. put you off the map,
Cause even Ruby can’t deal with your fucking crap!
Welcome to my poker night bitch!
You might as well die in a ditch!
What’s worse about this fight is that you don’t stand a chance,
Cause you only say 1 word within your sentences.

Max (Max and Ruby) Verse 1:
What’s one word to describe you? Oh yeah, a dumbass,
Your just completely that dumb, you might as well go to class.
You might as well Hit the Road Max, from the way that you spit,
You’re looking kind of chubby, and you can’t even get fit.
How can you talk about Ruby when you don’t like girls,
Your design is so sick, it just makes me wanna hurl!
Even your character dialogue isn’t really that funny,
I rather be put up against Bugs Bunny.

Max (Sam and Max) Verse 2:
Now you’re gonna get it and this time it’s Virtual,
After this Nickelodeon won’t get you renewal'd!
And if you’re call me dumb, I mean look at your show,
It’s just so cheesy that it makes it fucking blow.

Max (Max and Ruby) Verse 2:
Well let’s talk about your game, same thing, same shit!
Here’s a mystery of why did your game got hit.
This rap battle is over and you completely failed,
And it will be the end of your Telltale!

Max and Max Dialogue:
Wait hold on let me check my calendar,
Oh it’s April 1st, I guess this battle was worthless
Well there’s no need to dwell it
Yeah kid you might as well be right,
so sorry guys but it’s true, so…

Max and Max
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

Max vs. Max? | CRB: Star BONUS! #4

Was board and decided to make a rap battle with Uberduck.AI Voices. Why you may ask? Well look at the first 2 letters.
(I know I haven't done CRB/TROH in a while, but life and motivation is pushing me back. But luckily, I might push in at least a Comet Rap Brawl if I can get it done.)

Cabby verse 1 -
So they put me up against someone who died in the 90's?
Well this will be easy for a competition like this.
Should've been surprising to see your show come to an end,
Not even a revival can't make you come back from the dead.
Coming for your humor, it's no wonder your Wakko,
But you'll always be left in every Animation shadow.
I could easily mess with you like I'm Silver Spoon,
And it will be the end of this Looney Tune.

Wakko verse 1 -
Did I really got dissed from this Inanimate Object?
No wonder why you were sent to the island of Rejects.
Your character died after Test Tube stole your file,
But coming from your wiki page, it's no wonder you're just vile.
Just like Nickel people can play you like a coin,
What was even the point of you to Rejoin?
So let me read the votes of the viewers  who debated,
Soon it'll be the second time you were eliminated.

Cabby vs. Yakko Warner | UberDuck.AI Rap Battles #1

Lyrics:
Paul verse -
Hai! My name is Paul, let's see what we got here,
A black splat, oh please I could just make you disappear.
I'm more scarier then you, just look at my 3 eyes,
Just looking at your horror remakes makes me really want to die.
Call me your voice actor Beast Boy cause you're gonna get wrecked,
I'll uploaded to YouTube and I won't need any effects.
I'll make you a real Rugrat, cause I'm gonna make you Cry,
Like Jimmy I'm blasting off to the beats up high into the sky.
If fact, you know what? I'm gonna keep this verse going long,
Cause this legacy matchup is gonna be the greatest song. 
So here's a lesson for you when you deal with this monkey,
He'll split up your DNA, hope you won't get funky!

Splaat verse -
What was even that last part of your verse?
All you do is give kids nightmares as a curse.
Let the real creepy logo OG take the microphone,
Cause after this Coffee Break you'll be replaced by a clone.
People keep on forgetting you, and it really shows,
That you'll never beat good ol' Klasky Csupo.
Nowadays your logo makes you look like a clown,
I'll hit you more harder then your company shutdown!
You think I'm the only one who gets effects?
Cause when I'm done with you Pablo will be next.
Ending this battle off like how Chuckie squished Angelica,
So go back to The Beatles as I take this win to Nickelodeon America!

Splaat vs. Paul | UberDuck.AI Rap Battles #2

Well well well, it's been nearly a year since the first Comet Rap Brawl had been released... I guess as a little celebration, I've decided to go back into the files and Re-Edit the battle. (This is NOT a Remaster!)

While I'm here, I might as well go over where CRB/SB is... I haven't gotten any motivation to work on Rap Battles, but that might chance in the future, I got a couple of ideas here and there, some I've planned, some I haven't. If by any chance you want to help out with these battles like Lyric writting and Voice Acting, let me know by DMing me on Discord:
devenacomet (DevenaComet#3634)


(For those who need lyrics)
Lyrics:

Lemon Demon Verse 1 -
Greetings there Gaster, you're in for a treat.
Cause when the moon shines, I'm always on beat.
You won't be needing friends to admit your defeat,
You'll dead off like Girlfriend left in decease.
No wonder why you're Mysterious, left alone by your creator,
Hiding away from yourself being the true monster.
It was always you're fault, now you're locked in the vault.
Like the another slender clones, Another Gaster lost.

Gaster Verse 1 -
Entity #2020, this lemon doesn't know what about to be ready.
How sad another experiment was left alone in the files,
Only added back in Newgrounds, Not even higher then miles.
You're not Spooky when you be talking about Two Trucks,
Not even the Community nowadays doesn't give Two FUCKS!
Calling yourself a demon, you're not powerful then Chara,
But you lost to a blue hair rapper, call that Lemon Karma.

Lemon Demon Verse 2 -
Looks like Win Ding Master doesn't know what's scaring yeah!
Died by you're own creation, call that Memrafelia!
Toby forgot you exist, so you might as well quit!
Before I tear to shreds leaving nothing but 8 bits!

Gaster Verse 2 -
Why don't you quit the rapping now and escape,
Before squeeze off you're dead for some nice Lemonade.
I love the cent of you're defeat, would you agree too?
Leaving you rotting in that house, cause I won't seeing you soon...

W.D Gaster vs. Lemon Demon | Comet Rap Brawl! #1 [RE-EDITED]

Welcome back to another edition of Comet Rap Brawl! We have 2 characters from Mysterious Object Shows battling it out. We have the host of ONE, Airy. Against the killer/former antagonist of The Nightly Manor, GPS.

Lyrics:

GPS Verse 1 -
I'm impressed you got me here without kidnapping,
But no cared so allow me to do the clapping.
Your show is just a bore, Viewers left within a snore.
Striking you down within this rap storm.
Soon your entire show will be left seeing red,
With the victims you played, all wanted you dead.
I'm crushing your defeat, just like large rocks,
Cause kill you off is when the beat drops.

Airy Verse 1 -
[Beginning]
Hello? Just thought I let you know..
Your rhymes aren't the only thing that blows.
This seems like a fight I already won.
To the score points, GPS 0, Airy... one.

[Actual Verse]
What with the sad talk? Ain't scaring me what a shock.
Your memories can be erased if they were to be blocked.
I'm not about to get dissed by this tokia,
Isn't your show just ripping off Danganronpa?
Seems like I'm doing a good job within this fight,
Sadly by the end you won't be seeing the light.
Well This was a challenge that you'll lost easily..
I'll.. just be going quiet and peaceful-
(glass breaks) AH!

GPS Verse 2 -
I'll leave more then a crack to break you down.
The world would've been better if you weren't around.
You're fandom design was more then a fake,
Just like your relationship with Liam, left you drowning in that lake.
Trapped with your own world that you have created.
With no one to remember you just left to be faded.
What's the matter little Airy, Feeling like your gonna fall?
I'll leave you radio silent with no one to call...

Air Verse 2 -
You know, quite funny you say radio silent..
If I remember weren't you the one that got silenced?
I'm just doing my job for fun, that's why I'm the host.
And you didn't even hit me with any good roast.
Dawn will be awaken within your Nightly Manor,
With you gone, nothing really matters.
I'll cut the link between you and me if you want to survive,
To bad your friends aren't with you cause you didn't make it out alive.

GPS vs. Airy | Comet Rap Brawl! #5

Long time no see, Random Rap Battles has returned for it's 3rd entry of whatever the hell is this series. We bring you a tremendace battle between the giant lizard of Tokyo, Godzilla. Against the Llama lover or Retrovile, Carl Wheezer.

Lyrics:

Carl -
Uh Jimmy, I don't wanna face Godzilla,
He's scary and mean and it brings alotta frilla.
I've seen scarier things like a Three Eyed Monkey,
But this lizard over here seems more fat then Bolby.
Gonna eats your rhymes up like a Crossiant!
Then burp it all out cause I'm allergic to lizard breathe.
Kicking your ass outta my time square,
Cause you're gonna be afraid of me when I'm Carl times Squared!

Godzilla -
Never thought I see a day where a human fights back,
but you're gonna need more then Llamas if you're gonna fight me.
I listened to your songs and gotta say, FUCKING TRASH!
Shit, wrong wheezer but fuck you anyways.
Stomping all of Retrovile and I won't need Ultralords,
You're raps are more stinkier then your dead ass memes.
Killing you into Neutrons like your name was Jimmy,
Gonna end this battle like your logos..
(Paul: HI I'M PAUL!)

Carl Wheezer vs. Godzilla | Random Rap Battles #3

hope your ready for an unforgettable rap battle :)

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Hello there, the names Devena (or you can call me Comet or Luna). This page will contain rap battles.. yeah, simple as that.

Discord: DevenaComet#3634 (devenacomet)

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