Alphabet Soup - All instruments and lyrics written by Devon Sean Ewy.

Lyrics:

Lick a soccer momma 
Hair growin like a llama 
Yeah I voted for Obama 
Thank fuck they found osama 
Hiding in the back valleys away from the peaks
Away from the scene, away from the noise away from the guilt that it brings 
But that fucker got sliced, Swiss cheese
If you know what I mean, buck lead and and gold teeth 
Grab your crew by their v neck crew tees
Take the uppercut sending you 180 degrees 
Slap the towel 
That’s a party foul
Slither spick and spam, defecate you like a bowel 
You’re the peanut to my butter 
I’m the fruit to your jam 
Now turn up the volume 
My eyeball sitting at the bottom of my cup 
I’m three sheets to the wind 
But I can’t help it, and I peed 
my pants it’s so embarrassing 
I just got these new dickies 
Just hung up on my landlord cause she said she’s going to evict me 

Everybody looking for love that’s why you’re online 
I’m said I’m not interested in men, you just aren’t my type 
I’m not your patient I don’t consent to be on your conversion table 
Mathematician, politicians, always missing important angles
Beware of these empty parts 
Don’t stay out in the dark 
You’ll be mangled, entangled in fate, trickling faucet, a crimson fable
The story ends
Book closed 
Librarian pose 
Tight skirt 
No shirt 
Just a blouse I don’t want to close up
And check my pockets, feel for things you like 
Coloring books, crayons and a computer that types
Oh what the fucks the problem now 
You thought I came to crash your quiet party to get some Punani 
I’m a vending machine 
I’m not broke 
Check out my new Bugatti 

Is it too expensive for you, probably 
You’re not my type, not sorry 
You follow just to unfollow me,
Your mom loves to swallow me 
I probably shouldn’t say this but I may even be your daddy 

Alphabet soup 
Alpha is me beta’s you 
You said you’d destroy my guts
I said “that’s gay”
I bought your breakfast because apparently you don’t know how to pay 
me
back, for the sandwich and the 3 fucking tours 
Or wave goodbye to your career, and fucking cheap buff whores 
This is a turf war 
Remember my name
Conquest, nonsense, to rest is where you’re about to be laid

Alphabet Soup

Collective Soul is one of my favorite bands ever, I've grown up with them. So I'd like to pay tribute to them for all they've done in my life with a cover of 'Precious Declaration' from their album, Discipline Breakdown. I also did a cover of 'Where The River Flows' I'll be posting soon. 

I recorded every single layer of drums, bass, guitar and vocals on this cover.

I hope Collective Soul can hear it! Thanks for everything! Enjoy! 

Precious Declaration (Collective Soul Cover)

An experimental/ambient orchestrated track I created with tons of different layers and instruments. 

Ascension

This is a new track I wrote, recorded and produced all myself. Share and spread the word! I love this track and hope you enjoy it too! 

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