Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Yo
This song is for anyone
who likes to drink fuckin heavily
and then drive.

In this town
i'm dumbfounded
and down with a frown
on my face
cuz i'm outta those downers
that make feel
so outrageous
this place is so tasteless
I gotta get beer
at some station
and get wasted.
Jump in my whip
and drive somewhere far
i'm too drunk to find a bar
so i'll drink in my car
and i'm drivin 
and tryin
to not crash and die
but my eyes are so bloodshot
it looks like i'm cryin.
So why am I flyin
so fast down the road?
damn
Cuz Budweiser puts me in the mode
to be bold
and I'm told the po-po
could pull me right over
my fuckin life
will be over.
But who wants to grow older
and always be sober?
Not me mofo
I'd rather be loaded
and gather my hoes
shoot loads in their holes
I'm outta control
I'm a drunk asshole
So I'm riskin my life
cuz tonight I feel like
I can do anything
I can fuck a dyke if I'd like to
so next time you tell me
not to fuckin drink and drive
I'll do five snake bites
and drive just despite.
Hit your wife with my Chrysler
and get a DWI guy
I'll only be satisfied
if the fuckin cunt dies.
It's no surprise
I'm a fuckin psycho 
since alcohol came
into my life.

(Chorus 1)
So fuck it I'm gettin drunk
and I'ma jump into a truck
and if you don't like it punk
you can suck my fuckin nuts

(Verse 2)
As I drink these Budweisers
I feel a bit wiser
I stand and I stumble
I fall and I fumble
for these keys to my car
I'm not drivin that far
My friends think I'm crazy
I do about 80
down Main Street
please save me
from these po-po
these piggys
Give me some more swiggys
on this Gin
on this Rum
Don't it feel so yum yum
in your tum?
Don't it feel so yum yum?
If I do get pulled over
my life will be over.
I swear that I'm sober
(but) my eyes are so bloodshot
from all of this pot
and these pills
and this coke
and this beer
and this smoke
I just hope I don't choke
when the cops get behind me
By then I'll do 90
I'm swervin
I'm slurrin
My vision is blurrin
Stomach is churnin
Can't wait to piss urine
Fuck it i'll just puke in my car.

(Chorus2)
I got the liquor in my trunk
So fuck it i'm gettin drunk
and if you don't hit this blunt
I'm gonna smack you like a cunt.

(Interlude)
JDubbz: Domer, D-Block whatup?
D: Dubbz, where you at?
JDubbz: I'm fuckin drivin in my car right now.  Whatchu doin?
D: Gettin fuckin silly
JDubbz: Yea I'm fuckin hammered
D: Yo meet me at Allen Road, we'll puff
JDubbz: Alright yo.  Aight I'll be there... Oh Fuck... Dude I think the cops are followin me right now I gotta go.
D: Yo
JDubbz: I gotta go, I gotta go, Yo I gotta Go

(Car speeds off and crashes)

(Verse 3)
Can't believe I just seen
Joey's Jeep go full speed
right into a tree
now this cop's after me
But i'd rather have my
fuckin body buried
in the cemetery 
than make this
cocksuckin pig happy
No he's not catchin me
He ain't givin me a D fuckin W I
This cop's gonna die
I don't care if I die too
I'm gonna try by
slammin on my brakes
and drivin beside
then purposely crash
as he tries to fly past
His seatbelt was fastened
So he didn't smash
his head on the dash
But I'm still laughin
the spark hit the gas.
That's what you get
you fuckin bastard
you fuck with me
and i'm killin your ass.
So right before the blast
I pulled down my pants
lean my butt out the window
yo kiss my ass!

(explosion)

Dewey Crew recorded a raunchy rap and mixed media album between 2002 and 2004 in Mechanicville, NY.  With shock value as the goal, these songs are shocking, sick and twisted.

DWI

DeweyCrew