Goodbye Horses

Sick N Tired

SWFC

It's here p¡$$-heads:
Not the track you deserve; the track you need!!!

Per frontman Devinn McMichael III:
Well Grry [guitars] had this idea for a track that was, like, dude, what? Y'know, just like a fuckin lullaby or some shit, so I had to step in and make this shit FLY!"

Øwls (Part II)

p¡$$-heads rejoice! The new Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ single is right here, right now, and exclusive to Soundcloud!

In "Bøvine Cønspiracy (F*ck the Motherf*cking Cows Until They F*cking Die Die Die Bro)" Devinn shows his political side, expounding his philosophy of militant veganism: 
"I watched Cowspiracy man and, like, a few other things on youtube, and y'know I saw that it's the cows, man. They are, like, making us fuck up the whole planet. So, like I decided to be a good vegan, y'know, and so ya have to kill and eat the cows before they take over and, like, ruin the planet for the rest of us. That's kinda what this song's about, y'know? Down with Bovines man!"

Bøvine Cønspiracy (F*ck The Motherf*cking Cows Until They F*cking Die Die Die Bro)

World of Rock You Up There exclüsive:

N€Ø-P¡$$ Lives!

With Devinn sidelined indefinitely in parts unknown, battling demons (read: substances) unknown, the boys from N€Ø-P¡$$ have not been resting on their laurels. Per Grry "Grrrr" Grrgson, stalwart geeetarist:

"Well, we know all the P¡$$-heads out there are as tired as we are waiting for word if the band has split, if Devinn is callin' it a day. We are right fuckin here with you and we are still making music. Yes, it's just an instrumental - we've gotta make do with what we've got right now, but we are giving this to you - our loyal P¡$$-heads - because in this current global climate and the impending age of Trump, you need N€Ø-P¡$$ like a hole in the head... Which at the moment is a pretty darned tempting prospect... Stay strong and keep rockin' P¡$$-heads. We'll be coming in your ears quick as you can call it consensual. Keep on Rockin'!!! N€Ø-P¡$$ out. "

Here's what the critics are saying:

"A somewhat premature return from the rockers of schlock, they sound as one might expect from a band that doesn't know if it's coming or going." 
- Metal Falcon Death Squat Monthly

"This SUUXXX. Wat no djent?!?! Soooo '90s guys. Pls retire!?!?! Embaresing"
- Trey, Greenfield WI

"Your mum"
- User 102356743

N€Ø - P¡$$ Jam

A huge metal merry p¡$$mas to all the p¡$$-heads out there!
Keep on Rockin!

Merry p¡$$mas

Brain Drip

Music Box Interlude

Here at World of Rock You Right Up There, we are always working hard to find you the latest exclusives, and it doesn't get much more exclusive than this:
A mega-rare, never-before-released Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ b-side!

Purportedly a cover of The Sound of Music's "Edelweiss", the  guys have stripped away any vestiges of the original song and created... well, see for yourselves, p!$$-heads!

Blasting this one out here at WoRYRUT Towers provoked irritability, bleeding ears and even violence among colleagues and a your intrepid reporter almost ended up with a black eye and a laptop being thrown from a 10th-storey window.

--Listen with caution - you've been warned!--

SWFC

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