Aviators: Welcome To Paradise (Techno Cinema Remix)

FINAL TRYOUT yeah

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

MASHUP - DAGames - Build Our Machine (SayMaxWell Vs. MiatriSs Remix) (W  TriforceFilms) - C013 Huff

When two ultimate things collide... This is a Super Smash Bros Ultimate parody of Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Old King Koopa was stompin' around
Big Battlefield like a big playground
When suddenly Samus straight from Metroid
Hit Bowser with a missile and now he's annoyed
So Bowser starts to run at Samus to attack
But didn't expect to get countered by Mac
And then he gave Bowser the good ol' one-two
Then he's blasted with Hadoukens coming from Ryu
Then he started to beat up the Bruiser from the Bronx
But Samus knocked them off the stage with a POW Block
And just when she thought it was safe to give a taunt
Solid Snake from Metal Gear came out of his box
Took a Super Scope and it's Samus who he aimed at
Blew Samus away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 
Cause Simon Belmont came to save the day

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

[Verse 2]
Bowser took a bite out of Simon Belmont
And just to be a dick, he followed with a taunt
Then Mac came back, another punch he wants to pack
But Diddy Kong jumped and he landed on his back
And Samus' shield is broken and now she's all dizzy
And Solid Snake went to end her in a jiffy
But something pulled him in when his leg got caught
Link brought him in using his Hookshot
Then he saw Bowser sneaking up from behind
Then he reached for his bow which he just couldn't find
Cause Samus stole it and she shot and she missed
But it hits Diddy Kong and now he is pissed
He jumped in the air flying with his jetpack
While Solid Snake jumped trying to land on the back
Of Simon Belmont but they collided in the air
Then they both froze up by the Villager's glare

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down 

[Bridge]
And then came a warning about a new foe
Descending from above, the Duck Hunt duo
Who delivered a bite with his mouth full of foam and drool
Into the leg of the Hero of Hyrule
He's biting real hard, Link tries to get him off his boot
As Samus Aran changed into her Zero Suit
The duo saw Samus and her vulnerable thighs
And then they jump for Samus for another bite

[Verse 3]
Then Marth, Roy, Lucina, Robin, Chrom, Corrin, Meta Knight
Did I skip a Fire Emblem character? Oh, Ike
And then came Luigi and both of the Inklings
And both the Ice Climbers and big man Ridley
Mario, Wii Fit Trainer, Captain Falcon, Star Fox
Pac-Man, Mega Man, every single Pokemon
Bowser Jr and all seven Koopalings
And Pit, Pittoo, Young Link and Toon Link
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked Duck Hunt and his chuckling ass
It was the most hype battle Smash fans ever saw
With millions looking in a total awe

[Outro]
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, this had to be done
Waluigi number one!

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

"The Ultimate Smashdown in Nintendo History" - A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Parody by B-Lo

I recently heard about the existence of this incredible Lumpy Touch animation and it came to my mind to make a musical theme that went to Garfield Gameboy'd and here it is ...

Garfield Gameboy'd - Single

Mathias Shenk's Garfield Gameboy'd Theme

Showdown Bandit - "Off The Rails"

Megalovania but its made out of memes

This track was originally made in 2017, but for some reason I never uploaded it then (or at least from what I can recall/remember). Not sure why I didn't, but here it is now.

FINAL TRYOUT yeah

Diamond Armada

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