LYRICS: DiB

YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME MAN, I'M CUKOO DUDE
I'LL TAKE YOUR GIRL HOME... TOMORROW SHE'S ON YOUTUBE NUDE
A MILLION VIEWS OF ME WEARIN NOTHIN BUT 2 NEW SHOES
AND STICKIN HARD DICK UP IN HER POO-POO CHUTE
... YEAH SHE LIKES THAT
I'LL HAVE HER SQUEELIN LIKE A NIGHT CAT,
NOT TO MENTION DRIPPIN FROM THE 10 INCHES I MIGHT PACK
PLUS MAN, SHE'S GOT AN ITCHIN FOR A NIGHT CAP
SO DUDE YOU'RE SCREWED, CUZ NOW SHE'S FIENDIN FOR MY RIGHT NAD
... AND I MIGHT JUST TEASE HER WITH IT, YOU LIKE THAT?
I KNEW THE SECOND I SAW YOU, YOU LIKED TO EYE BAG
MEAT GAZIN, SON OF A QUEEN AND DYKE DAD
FIGHT BACK THOSE FEELINGS YOU'RE HAVIN, CAT I'M NOT LIKE THAT...

DUMB SLUT WOULDN'T SWALLOW MY SEED, SO NOW YOU'RE A FATHER OF 3
DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT'S BOTHERIN ME?
CUZ IF IT DOES, I GOTTA SPEAK HONESTLY...
I JUST FUCK EM, CHUCK EM, AND LEAVE THE PROBLEMS WITH YE
TWENTY DOLLARS IN WEED,
AND THAT SWEET LIL GIRL OF YOURS TURNED INTO A BALL POLISHIN DREAM
NOT TO MENTION, SHE TOOK CALLS IN BETWEEN
WHY IN THE HELL AM I MEETING MY MOM TOMORROW AT THREE MAN?
I DIDN'T ASK HER TO KEEP NOTES
I LEFT HER GASPIN, AFTER ACTION FROM DEEP THROATS
I GOT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS LAUGHIN AT THESE QUOTES
SO DO THE SUBTRACTION CRACKHEAD, YOU'RE LACKIN & NEED VOTES
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE DiB KID
A MUSHROOM TATTED ON THE BACK OF YOUR THICK LID
IMPRINTED'S THE LIPSTICK SHE LEFT ON MY DICK TIP
AFTER SHE KISSED IT, AND SPIT ITS VENOMOUS LIQUID...

INSTRUMENTAL: Nym - Redwood

Redwood

LYRICS: DiB

YOU CAN LICK MY BALLS AND MY SHAFT TOO, RAGU
POURIN FROM MY CORNGUN & MY RUSTY SHERIFFS BADGE DUDE
SHE'S GOT A TACO IN HER LAP TO
FIESTY LITTLE CAT WITH THE CLAP, AND IT'S ITCHIN TO SCRATCH YOU
I GOT SOME JELLY ON MY MEATSTICK
PEEP THIS, SHE REACHED QUICK...
AND GOT A LITTLE SEMAN ON HER BEEF STRIPS
I CAUGHT HER PEERIN AT MY PEACH PITS, I SKEET SKEET
AND REPEAT CLEARLY, AS I SMEAR IT INTO EACH LIP
THAT'S RIGHT... PUCKER UP, CHEAP BITCH
I'MMA LEAVE YOUR CUNT A CLUSTERFUCK, WHEN I RUN AMUCK
AND EAT CLIT
I LEFT YOU STUCK UNDER YOUR TUMMY TUCK,
NOW YOU'VE GOT A CHUBBY SON, A BUBBLE BUTT & NO HUBBY FOR THE WEEKEND
I'M KINDA FIENDIN FOR YOUR THROAT THOUGH
BLOW SLOW, ROGUE WHOE
SCREAMIN WHILE I'M REAMIN HER IN CHOKEHOLDS
I GOT HER DREAMIN OF MY YOLK BRO
SHE WAKES UP EVERY EVENIN CREAMIN & TEETHIN ON A GHOST'S POLE
NO SHOW... OLD PRO

... SO I'MMA USE HER AS A COCKWASH
TWAT FLOSS, DROP HER OFF RUBBIN AT HER NUBBIN WITH MY HOT SAUCE
I GAVE HER DOUBLE WHAT YOUR MOM GOT
WHAT'S YA THINK OF THAT HOT SHOT?
SHE LOVED SNUGGLIN MY BALD KNOB...
AND SHE CALLED ME DADDY WHEN SHE HOPPED OFF

INSTRUMENTAL: J-Zone "Spoiled Rotten"

Highly Offensive

I WAS LOST IN A REFLECTION FROM A WISH IN A WELL...
BUT UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, JUST A PRISON OF SELF
WAS CALM, BUT THEN DEPRESSION MADE IT'S PRESENCE AS STEALTH
AS THE LESSONS IN THE MESSAGES, MY LISTENERS FEALT
I... FLUNKED DIVISION, AND I'M STUBBORN AS HELL
AND RUNNIN' MY OWN BUSINESS IS A STRUGGLE AS WELL
I'M JUGGLIN' A MIX OF SHIT, AND RISKING MY HEALTH
PLUSS, TOSS IN A KID FOR SOME DIMINISHING WEALTH
... NAH FUCK IT. I'MMA LIVE A BIT
I'M KIDDIN MYSELF
GOT STUCK PLAYING THE KING...
AND YOU'RE A MINIATURE ELF
SO QUICK, HOP IN THE RIG, I NEED A HAND ON THE HILL
I GOT TEN GRAMS OF POT, AND A CANISTER FILLED
WITH MORE TOXIC SLOP, THAN A JANITOR SPILLS
I GET KNOCKED OFF MY BLOCK, AT RANDOM, AND STILL...
MANAGE TO LEAVE YOU BRANDED WHILE ENHANCIN' MY SKILL
I'M A MAN FROM ANOTHER PLANET & I'M HERE FOR THE KILL
AND I'M CRAMMIN' A KNUCKLE SAMMIGE, DOWN YOUR MANDIBLES GRILL
I'M LAMPIN IN MY PAJAMAS, ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PILLS
AND I'M CHANNELIN' MARLON BRANDO...
I'M A FAN OF HIS FILMS
WHILE PLAYIN' A GRAND PIANO IN A CANIBUS FIELD,
I'M DRY AS A FRIGGIN' CAMEL... "WHERE'S MY HANDLE AT, BILL?"
CHUGGIN' ON GRANNY SMITH WILL LEAVE YOU FRANTIC AS HELL
WOULD YOU RATHER BE IN A PANIC OR A MANNEQUINS SHELL?
I'M DRIVIN' A TAN CAMARO,
BLARIN' PATTY LABELLE...







BEAT THIS FRIGGIN MEAT
THEN STICK THIS PENIS, IN BETWEEN YOUR CLEEVAGE
EAT IT, SLEEP IT, BREATHE IT, FIEND IT
CLEAN IT WITH YOUR BEAVER SEEPAGE
I'MMA TAKE MY TALLYWACKER OUT
AND SCRUB YOUR CLIT WITH VENGEANCE
THEN I'LL STICK MY PHALLUS IN YOUR MOUTH
AND MAKE YOU SPIT, LIKE DENTISTS
I'MMA RUB MY BAG ALL ON YOUR COUCH
CUZ I'M A FRICKIN MENACE
I DON'T GO THE SALAD TOSSIN ROUTE
I LIKE TO EAT THE SPINACH...

~DiB~

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