CAN YOU FEEL (DIDDY'S) HEART

SEAN COMBS - DIDDY DO IT?

DIDDY SICKO MODE

i nud wotr

Instrumental: Dynamic Duo 2

[DDD: J and M]
J:Yeah, i just shot up a McDonald’s, and I’m on my way to home Nigeria

J: I’m mad as hell the weed man just shorted my weed
J: I was finna copy that song but my name is Steve
M: I just popped out with my 9 to a gay pride parade
M: And I just saw my lil cousin choking on some Gatorade 
J: Bitch got dementia she don’t remember how to say my name
J: Gave me head while I was asleep and I fucking came
M: These goddamn Jews keep running and boonking my money (goddamn I hate these Jews)

J: I went to a costume party with my babysitter
J: I saw that motherfucker Kanye dressed up as Hitler
J: Had to take a pic with him and put it on my tinder
J: Bitches matching with me asking me if I am friends with Hitler 
J: Lil bitch name is Lequeefa?

*queefs* what the fuck?

J: Bitch named Lequeefa this bitch is bad as fuck
M: Vegan teacher goddamn this bitch is bad as fuck
J: Had to go grocery shopping the cashier was bad as fuck
M: My uncle fondled my dick shit got me mad as fuck
J: I am on my Michael Jackson shit cuz I'm bad as fuck
M: I done blew up my teacher's car he got mad as fuck
J: Do not test me cuz I always keep my glizzy tucked
M: I will NEVER drink Dasani Water

J: Ay, you know what bro? Fuck Dasani Water
M: Just killed my fucking father he drink Dasani Water
J: This bitch was constipated cuz she drank Dasani Water
M: I just roofied this motherfucker’s Dasani Water

J: And you know, we making the money
J: I got a lotta jokes but this shit really aint funny
J: And she gon hop on my dick like a mf bunny-

M: Nah Fuck that, fuck that

M: I keep staring at this girl ass I hope she dont notice
J: I just bought a male pomeranian dog named Otis
M: Cheated on this bitch 20 times I dont think she noticed
J: I literally dropped a nuke on a BLM protest

M: I got too many hoes I got a fine selection
J: I haven’t reproduced yet I just failed natural selection
M: I just ran over by a scooter I failed natural selection
J: I got ran over by a bus and failed natural selection

M: Hold up… Im boutta spit some game real quick…
M: Trust me bro, I got this shit just watch

M: Down syndrome hooker gave me the fattest erection
J: Michael Obama gave me a fat erection
M: I just shot up Red Cross bumping One Direction
J: Honey Boo Boo just gave me an erection!

M: Stole a opp bus I just ran over his wife
M: Bitch a catfish she on My 600 Pound Life
M: Autistic cousin tried to beat his dick with a knife
M: His fucking dick looks like a Dasani water bottle

J: WHAT?! 
J: Bitch car exploded combustiongly it was a Dasani car
J: Dumbass engineer designed the Dasani car
J: You cant rap for shit bro you got Dasani bars
J: Try to run a marathon with Dasani you will not get far

J: This bitch didn’t give me head so I screamed at her
M: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
J: This bitch was so ugly I was like AHHH- YOURE UGLY
M: SO UGLY GET OFF ME GET OFF ME GET OFF ME

J: Me and my bros just walked into the Gucci store
J: Bought some jewelry and now we just want some more
J: Bitch gave me head, gave me some good dome
J: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

J: My brother totaled his car he cant fucking drive
J: I just got sucked off by a grizzly bear and I cried
J: My brother had a nightmare that he got fucked by Megatron?
J: Went to a baseball game, they put me on the jumbotron

M: Playing Fortnite for 12 hours smell like a Dasani water bottle
M: My dick look like a Dasani water bottle
M: Yo ugly ass car looks like a Dasani water bottle
M: —— got his ass clogged with a Dasani water bottle

FUCK Dasani Water

late upload, but it was recorded on st patricks day

Fuck Dasani Water 2 - Leprachaun Version

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Recorded and Mixed in Long Beach Island, New Jersey, on June 11th.

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Can i, can i? 

Only the diddy diaper dinosaurs have the answer to that question...

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