Samples From:
Drums: Foo Fighters-Everlong
Bass: Van Halen Jump
Guitars: Blink 182 - What's My Age Again
Voc: M&M's
Noise: Don't Remember :)

Real slim YOOO

"Pero Tocaste el Pandero"

I do not own this fucking song, though I would very much like to fucking own it. FUCK.
Song recorded as a school assignment, very funny, very educational. I very much enjoyed it, it was beautiful,  fabulous, just like myself. I would've enjoyed tracking like 100 more guitars, but hey, life's a bitch right? You can't always track every single fucking thing you want to track. But no worries, no worries. Karma will get you life. She fucking will. She will... So, without any further ado, I present to you: Polly, by... Nirvana. 

This song is taking forever to upload, so Imma tell y'all a story. Taylor Swift makes me horny. Why? Why, you ask? Well, It's not like I planned it, it just happened. I used to think she was this bimbo blond from: "No-One-Cares, Tennessee" But Then I realised, Man, she looks like an angel, then I realised, Man, she can sing, (and we all know how musician girls turn me on) Then I realised she was a woman!!! And so I was hooked for life. And let me tell you, it's not just the boobs and the perfect bone structure; nor the way her eyes say: "I'm a monster in bed". It's just her height. Her legs go on for days! Why? Why, you ask? Well, I don't fucking know. Ask god or something. The important thing here is that she makes me horny. While I was writing this, waiting for this song to upload, which by the way, it's 12 seconds left, I've decided I will marry Taylor Swift, you can go tell her now. Tell her that she can marry me so I won't be horny anymore. So, that's that, enjoy the song. Bye!

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