goddamn, the bass. this shit would scare so may people on the streets. i like it.

i forgot how funny this track is till now lel

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Fake ID

Flashlight Fight

It wouldn't be a real Trial of the Golden Witch album if there wasn't at least one song that blows your fucking eardrums out. Apologies in advance to @MZShaidu for blasting the gain on his beat way the fuck up, but I love the way it sounds. This was one of the main songs that I needed to write for this album, so it's gratifying to have gotten it done.

Lyrics:

I thought I couldn't get any bigger than 180 but baby
I'm neckin' beers like Colt Corona, goin' crazy
My persona ain't no gimmick, I'm in it, pushin' my limit
Like tellin' me alcoholism ain't a joke, bitch, isn't it?
Nothing could be funnier than death,
And the scent that's on my breath
Once I vomit up the Arby's that I walked to get
Cause I was too drunk to turn the car key
Lemme give you some advice before you say I'm unhealthy

I'M GAYER THAN GOD, AND I'M DEADER THAN CHRIST
I'M FATTER THAN THE DEVIL, AND I DON'T PLAY NICE
COME FUCKIN' WITH MY FLOW AND YOU GON' GET ICED
SO DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT, YOU WON'T GET WHAT YOU LIKE
FAT AND DANGEROUS

Gangrous, and bloated, overloaded
On malt liquor, gettin' sicker, but I own it
Don't need you to condone it, or phone it
Just run far away
Cause I'm stompin' through today, on whatever's in my way
'Till the day I'm well laid and well paid I'm gonna stay
Fat and dangerous and strange and abrasive with pain
Got no shame, that's my game, and I'm playin' for keeps
You don't never have to look up if you wanna be me

I'M GAYER THAN GOD, AND I'M DEADER THAN CHRIST
I'M FATTER THAN THE DEVIL, AND I DON'T PLAY NICE
COME FUCKIN' WITH MY FLOW AND YOU GON' GET ICED
SO DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT, YOU WON'T GET WHAT YOU LIKE
FAT AND DANGEROUS

Please deep fry my whole life
Clean these botflies from my lemonpipe
And tell Stripe I want that quarter back
So my fat ass pockets can break my Wii Fit stats
If I knew how to act, I would not be this thrashed
Why aint' flasks of reasonable size?
I don't wanna be able to see outta these eyes
I want the liquor blockin' out the mirror sight
And if I could just die blissed out, that's alright
Nothin' about life ever gonna make sense
So I gotta dispense all the cents I got left
On the few things I like, all the bringers of death
Suicide - the result of the things I ingest, it's the best

I'M GAYER THAN GOD, AND I'M DEADER THAN CHRIST
I'M FATTER THAN THE DEVIL, AND I DON'T PLAY NICE
COME FUCKIN' WITH MY FLOW AND YOU GON' GET ICED
SO DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT, YOU WON'T GET WHAT YOU LIKE
FAT AND DANGEROUS

Fat And Dangerous [Beat by MZShaidu]

All songs written, recorded, and performed by Sam Tabor
All songs produced by Protostar (@protostar)
Copyright 2018 Sam Tabor / The Farewell Friend

Fat And Dangerous [Beat by MZShaidu]

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