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Lyrics: 
The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog. 
And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off. 
You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye. 
I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit her house on fire. 
She came home on acid I was holding A shotgun. 
I was dressed like tina turner in "beyond thunder dome".
"She said don't shoot", I said I won't I love you you're my friend. I handed her my wig and shot myself in the head. 
Then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull. 
And i got in my mazda and drove to the mall. 
I bought a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits.
 When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit. 
And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine. And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines. 
I ate every single one without even noticing the mold. You said you're gross my darling, I said no baby I'm rock and roll. 
Even though I've never ever ever ever been in a band. 
I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand. And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared. Of burning in hell well I was already there. 
And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain. And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train. And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills. We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill. fereal. Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar. And then some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car. When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor. You said don't go to bed yet, Yo let's go get a 64. And the beer I had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam. And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny D. And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out. I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth. Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth. And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth. You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life. Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife. I guess by now you all know my friend danny broke his neck. He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck. First I cried for him and then I cried for me. Haunted by the ghost of the boy I used to be. But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands. And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand. And the silver pink pony kisses me and says. You've come a long long way and you deserve to be really happy.

Every Story Has A Beginning

Dakota Effler - The Beer

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LYRICS: 
she said her heart was a tickin when i met her in the kitchen at home.
i said i might start picking other subjects to write about.
she got a little upset when i told her that i quit on her and i, cause it would never work out.
no, it'd never work out.
and it's alright with me. and it's alright with me. 
and its alright with me. and its alright with me. 
she said baby i've been missing all the nights that we were kissing at home.
i said maybe baby it would be a pretty good time to move on.
it's just my heart can't take all the cheating and the lying and the fussing and the fighting.
it'd never work out. 
no, it'd never work out.
and it's alright with me. and it's alright with me.
and it's alright with me. and it's alright with me. 
i used to look at love like it's something that i wanted.
i used to look at you 4 o'clock in the morning. 
waking up at night just to watch you sleep.
so now we're back to square one.
now we're back to square one.
i'm sleeping all alone. and you'll sleep with anyone.

Dakota Effler - It's "Alright" With Me

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LYRICS: 
i've been wanting to say this for awhile, Your the reason that i smile. Your The Sun Up In The Sky. 
And when your around i get butterflies. Oh no, theres no one else who even knows me like you do. 
Your on my mind Almost all the time, and my feelings for you i just can't describe. 
And i keep singing this song for you. And your heart just keeps singing along you know its true. 
theres no one else that i would tell this to, i'm in L-O-V-E, Love with you. Yeah i'm in L-O-V-E, Love. 
If you were Mario i'd be Luigi, Goku and ChiChi, or Scooby And Shaggy. Romeo And Juliet.. Yeah You And i are the perfect fit. 
Because i would swim the seven seas for you. If thats what it took for you to be with me. 
And I Keep singing this Song for you. And your heart just keeps singing along you know its true. 
theres no one else that i would tell this to, i'm in L-O-V-E, Love with you. Yeah i'm in L-O-V-E, Love. 
You know how to make me happy when i'm down. Make me smile even when your not around. 
Theres just something about you and i. Cause i just can't see to ever get you off my mind. 
And I Keep Singing This Song For You. And Your Heart Keeps Singing along you know its true. 
theres no one else that i would tell this to, i'm in L-O-V-E, Love with you. Yeah i'm In L-O-V-E, Love. 
And i keep singing this song for you. And your heart just keeps singing along you know its true. 
theres no one else that i would tell this to, i'm in L-O-V-E, Love with you. Yeah i'm in L-O-V-E, Love.  Yeah i'm In L-O-V-E, Love. With You.

Dakota Effler - Her Song

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LYRICS: 
It seemed like everyone i knew was dying
i looked in the mirror and i was on fire
somebody yelled out "hey, stop, drop, and roll!"
i said "that might save my skin, but it won't save my soul.
that might save my skin, but it won't save my soul" 

You swallow hard and you bottle it up
try to pretend you're a half full cup
believe what they're feeding, yo you're eating it up
while i'm reading books about how they're corrupt
i'm reading books about how they're corrupt

He says he's protecting us but he's a liar
i know deep down that it's down to the wire
my heart will stop if i put out the fire
as long as i'm burning
i'll keep on yearning
to save the world
not sure how but i'm learning

Since what they call the beginning of man
blood has been shed for the rape of the land
they call it "civilized", i call it CRAP
our only hope is to look further back
our only hope is to look further back

If we really want for this world to survive
we'll just take what we need to stay alive
it's a mistake to just take and not give
it's not true we must murder to live
it's not true that we must murder to live

He says he's protecting us but he's a liar
i know deep down that it's down to the wire
my heart will stop if i put out the fire
as long as i'm burning
i'll keep on yearning
to save the world
not sure how but i'm learning

And telling the truth the best way that i'm able
i'm placing my cards all face up on the table
it's okay to be scared, you don't hafta act tough
take all that pain and turn it into love
take all that pain and turn it into love<3

Dakota Effler - An Attempted Song To Save The World

The Fifth World

Path Of Totality

Path of Totality

Lyrics:
I've been wanting to say this for awhile, yeah awhile.
You're the reason that I smile. 
You're the sun up in the sky.
And when you're around I get butterflies. 
Ooh no.
There's no one else who even knows me like you do.
You're on my mind, almost all the time.
And my feelings for you, I just can't describe.
And I, keep singing this song for you.
And your heart just keeps singing along you know its true.
There's no one else that I would tell this to,
I'm in L-O-V-E love with you.
Yeah I'm in L-O-V-E love.
If you were Mario I'd be Luigi, Goku and Chi-Chi, or Scooby and Shaggy.
Romeo and Juliet, yeah you and I are the perfect fit, fit, fit. 
Because I would swim the seven seas for you.
If that's what it took for you to be with me.
And I Keep singing this song for you.
And your heart just keeps singing along you know its true.
There's no one else that I would tell this to,
I'm in L-O-V-E love with you.
Yeah I'm in L-O-V-E love.
You know how to make me happy when I'm down.
Make me smile even when you're not around.
There's just something about you and I,
cause I just can't seem to ever get you off my mind.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
And I keep singing this song for you.
And your heart, keeps singing along you know its true.
There's no one else that I would tell this to,
I'm in L-O-V-E love with you.
Yeah I'm in L-O-V-E love. With you.
With you.
With you.

FUTURE MEMORIES

Her Song (Ukulele Remix)

Lyrics:
Arizona sunshine how I love you so.
I've been missing my family.
But I don't miss that old small southern town back home.
Where nothing ever changes and nobody ever grows up to be shit. 
It's the natural law of attraction, 
what you think and you speak you'll always get.

I've been alone since the age of seven.
But I always knew in my soul, one day, 
that I'd be the one destined to make it.
Money and women along with fame and fortune I just knew that it would naturally come. 
I'm the tatted up rolling stone, the one man band on the run.

Arizona sunshine how I love you so.
I've been missing my family.
But I don't miss that old small southern town back home.
Where nothing ever changes and nobody ever grows up to be shit.
It's the natural law of attraction, 
what you think and you speak you'll always get.

They say money can't buy happiness,
but it sure provides comfort. 
A wise old man once told me son,
it's easier to cry in a new Lamborghin then on a bicycle in the rain. 
Man up, don't be a drama queen. 
So I took that to heart and headed out west to chase my dreams.

Where the people are so fresh and the air is so clean. 
Look at me now momma,
Ima be on the tv. 

Oh, Arizona sunshine how I love you so.
I've been missing my family.
But I don't miss that old small southern town back home.
Where nothing ever changes and nobody ever grows up to be shit.
It's the natural law of attraction, 
what you think and you speak you'll always get.

Law Of Attraction

Lyrics:
It seems I've been on the road to nowhere. 
But nowhere is somewhere to me. 
When you live in the desert, 
you start to miss the smell of those North Carolina pine trees. 
But I'm okay, and you best believe I'm doing alright. 
I got a pretty young thing on her way coming over.
And she says I'm just her type.

Road to nowhere, 
where are you leading me?
I've tried to drop the alcohol,
but she still haunts me in my dreams.
Oh, Road to nowhere.
Where does my salvation be?
I keep looking ahead,
but desert sand is all I see.

I loaded up the car, decided to take a trip. 
Down to ol California, 
where the movie stars and the models live.
They all quickly took interest, 
said that with all these tattoos I could fit right in.
But I'm a southern man at heart,
don't know if the big city and bright lights are for me. 
But right here in this moment, 
I'm just blowing in the breeze.

Road to nowhere, 
where are you leading me?
I've tried to drop the alcohol,
but she still haunts me in my dreams.
Oh, Road to nowhere.
Where does my salvation be?
I keep looking ahead,
but desert sand is all I see.

At first I went Midwest,
met some good friends and company.
Then I traveled the world, 
sea from shinning sea. 
But my purpose is still absent. 
And I'm starting to miss my family. 

Road to nowhere, 
where are you leading me?
I've tried to drop the alcohol,
but she still haunts me in my dreams.
Oh, Road to nowhere.
Where does my salvation be?
I keep looking ahead,
but desert sand is all I see.

Untitled

Road to nowhere

Lyrics:
Found a feather in my coffee. 
Tangled dreams in my bed. 
Saw a cat riding a trolley. 
Thoughts are playing games in my head. 
Got a phone call from the ocean. 
Whale songs on the line. 
Stars flippin like they’re jokin.
Space is having a good time.

Life’s a twisted carousel. 
Spinning us around so wild. 
From a cloud to a seashell, 
we’re all just reflections of our own peace of mind. 

Got a phone call from the ocean. 
Whale songs on the line. 
Stars flippin like they’re jokin.
Space is having a good time.

Life’s a twisted carousel. 
Spinning us around so wild. 
From a cloud to a seashell, 
we’re all just reflections of our own peace of mind. 

Saw a mouse drive a taxi. 
Pigeons hitching a ride. 
Traffic jam with some aliens. 
Laughing out loud side by side. 
Got a letter from the future. 
Signed with love and a sigh. 
Said today’s just an adventure. 
And tomorrow we’ll learn to fly.

Got a letter from the future. 
Signed with love and a sigh. 
Said today’s just an adventure. 
And tomorrow we’ll learn to fly. 

Life’s a twisted carousel. 
Spinning us around so wild. 
From a cloud to a seashell, 
we’re all just reflections of our own peace of mind.

Twisted carousel.
Ooh, ooh.
Twisted carousel.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh.

Future Memories

Twisted Carousel

Twisted Carousel (Mixed)

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Bitch Nicca Please - Shut Up And Take This Dick

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