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"Fletcher Drive Hoochie" is a hilarious and nostalgic parody of Alan Jackson’s classic "Chattahoochee." Dive into the adventures of an 8-year-old me and my best friend Frankie as we pedal our BMX bikes down the powerlines in Phenix City, Alabama, dreaming of reaching the Chattahoochee River—until my no-nonsense granny shows up in her Buick and turns our escapade into a life lesson we’ll never forget.

Filled with humor, country vibes, and a touch of childhood mischief, this track is a fun twist on a beloved country anthem that everyone can relate to.

Listen if you love:

90s country nostalgia
Comedy and storytelling through music
Alan Jackson parodies
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Fletcher Drive Hoochie

Pegasus Protocol dives deep into the shadowy world of government experiments and quantum espionage. This track unravels the conspiracy of Project Pegasus—an alleged secret time travel initiative run by DARPA. With glitchy synths and heavy basslines, the lyrics expose how technology blurs the lines between freedom and surveillance, leaving us questioning the very fabric of reality. It's a digital rebellion against the unseen forces pulling the strings.

Pegasus Protocol

Red Door Rituals takes listeners into the heart of infamous secret societies, weaving biblical symbolism with the chilling reality of occult practices. The red door symbolizes the blood of the Lamb, marking the point of no return for those who cross it. With eerie melodies and hypnotic hooks, this track explores the duality of man, the checkerboard floors of hidden chambers, and the esoteric rituals that bind souls to dark pacts.

Red Door Rituals

Growing up between Phenix City and Chicago, back and forth every year, I never stayed long enough to feel settled. But every place left a piece of itself in me. Half Packed Boxes is a coming-of-age anthem for the ones raised on the road, never quite from one place 

Half Packed Boxes

A submariner, a coach, a deacon, and the kind of man whose presence filled a room before he ever said a word. General Patton Blvd is my salute to the hero who shaped me, even when I was too young to understand it. This song marches with his spirit and carries the legacy he left behind.

General Patton Blvd

heartfelt ballad about first crushes, syrup-drawn hearts, and late-night childhood talks at that iconic yellow-signed diner. Set somewhere between innocence and imagination, this track captures the feeling of being 8 years old, sitting across from someone who made your grilled cheese taste sweeter — even if you didn’t understand why at the time. It’s a love letter to simple times

Waffle house Windows

280 Bypass Ballad is a road-weary reflection on the detours we take in life — both literal and emotional. What started as just a route to skip downtown became a metaphor for avoiding pain, circling lessons, and eventually confronting who I really was. This song is about learning the long way, and realizing some roads don’t take you farther — they take you deeper. For anyone who's run from something and finally turned around to face it

280 Bypass Ballad

a deeply reflective, haunting, yet honest song about growing up near the Chattahoochee River behind Fletcher Drive, capturing the darker side of childhood discovery, balanced with the innocence lost and wisdom gained.

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