It's from my experiences on the streets of Honolulu and Dallas to a lesser extent that i derived this little diddy. it's the short version. I haven't uploaded anything new to Soundcloud in a few years but i intend to keep working and discovering new avenues of expression and platforms. I used to kinda want to write only happy stuff but i learned that real crap stuff lyrically speaking can make us feel happy or better. Outdoor cellphone recording.

Fucked Beavior

Layered. Not so weird weirdo shit. Stop motion funk with breathy vocals. Drums, Bass, Guitars, Vocals all done by myself...late night solo. me. Admiration of a female imaginary or real it doesn't matter cause i made it all up anyway.... like a dream looking in from the outside. I eventually might have found her or whatever. Did she break my heart? maybe. Keep on moving? FKN right.

Following You (wav)

it's really more of a funk track to me.
I played and recorded the drums and upon listening, found a loop that was "palatable" and then I added the bass, piano guitar etc etc and sang and it turned out halfway decent.
  It was more of an experiment and the concept is that I'm writing about a girl I've never seen or met,  that basically doesn't exist except in my mind or heart or imagination. it's meant to sound a little #creepy #horndogish. 
#enjoy
#funk #fun #indie #sexy 

Following You

this is beautiful re-interpretation of a beat i made and Quiet worked on before called "under the cunt gun", a working title for the beat that doesn't really have any bearing on the fun and teasing wordsmithery applied to the track. the first interpretation is a bit more straight up rapping where as this one brings in several elements that really cool it down like a sonic hug under the mist of a waterfall you cheesy fut.  

Heart Breaks/Mothership(by Quiet, Marina, Bret [digitaljesus)

It's pretty simple and it was done rather quickly but this track features the acapella vocals from the  "Life's a Bitch" track which was on Nas' world changing LP "Illmatic". i Used 3 different Dubstep tracks throughout the track and this whole style is normally outside my take on what i consider to be original music. this is more like Live Curation,or something but at the time i was really into these dubstep tracks and i could see a need for there to be something much more crunchy and gruesome to match the cadence and subject matter of the Nas song. Just trying to do em both some kind of good.

Nasty Nas Life's a Bitch Dubstep remix

i remember making this on reason then ableton and at the time it was HUUUUGE

Midi Joint Refined

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS i just wanted to show how it was going. and this cat will fucking kill the shit out of a lizard. Kitty Kitty (that's her name WHAT) rid the house of all rodent forms and is bored slaying those dumb ass blind japanese turtle doves, wing all obliquely angled, fucking pussy does the mangle, hold dead bird over the can is called a dangle.
 
    i have to take a step back and reorganize my thoughts. on this particular acapella they left in much of the instrumentation but no drums. way easier. 

Bjork "Hunter" Kitty Kitty go Boom Bap Remix

remember that these are rough mixes. this one the highs fuck with me. but hey dont worry. it's gonna be doper in a quick min. 
  back to.....!!! SLUTS AND WORLD PEACE: First off when i say slut i mean it in a way that most don't. A positive one.  because for whatever reason a chick (in my case i like girls) decides to be a filthy slut, from balking the skewed double standards to bad breakup revenge to childhood issues unresolved to my favorite being a normal human woman between the ages of 18 to 23,  it's an adults prerogative to do it. And in all actuality women who are single or almost single should fuck whomever they want whenever and as long as there aren't any unfair advantages in the chemically synthetic department, they aren't getting duped with a overzealous amount of seduction lies or the lowest of low... the "roofie", then people should fuck guilt free. if there was less cultural rules about sex and (mostly)women this world would have less bullets and bombs flying the hate/revenge mantra. Who cares about the other guy's  "stupid customs/talked shit/lame religion" etc... when you all got your brains fucked and sucked out and your neck is stiff and sore from licking pussy. sluts are awesome, just don't play by the slut rules and shit is fine. 

THE SONG:  beautiful in it's not subtle lyrics. We don't make "love making" songs like they used to and that's true. no more double entendre and hidden meaning or cleaver metaphor (unless you count slang words for penis). not "james bond slick" more like the fat headed one in "a Clockwork Orange" just a Fuck Song or whatever. so, I hope you liked or will enjoy Suckin One and i hope you get to either suck one or get sucked or licked or fu

Suckin One

some guy u probably never heard of however this acapella he did has been recei 

SWEET featuring Dobjuk Félre

remix of one of my tracks. at least a few years old but still fun

Bretfivetedit Mix 1

you all realize this is a Bahamadia track that i love so i put it on so i could listen to it from anywhere whatever without going to the ytube. 

Purity Of Essence*. Simple eloquent TRUTH. the 3rd verse: 
"-Media slogan we uphold negative promotion
-To pigeon hole attention of the weak and the hopeless
-Telling lies through vision thinking no one is decoding it
-Few who do will get discredited for even noticing
-No wonder generation X remains emotionless
-Misinformed then entertained on ignorance by hypocrites
-Circulating seediness validated by leadership
-Whose primary motive is to make the public more obedient
-Everybody plays the fool
-Sometimes the main ingredient 
-used in ploy confirming what was stated previous
-But if the anchor realizes his position is a gift
-He'd truly honor what his mission is
(and) talk about ..... "

  This is the evolution of Hiphop's poets to this point in time. The "Millennium year 2000" has futuristic connotations but the message is the same ancient song of the would be oppressed. These are artists who have accepted the responsibility of "radical" teacher. In this piece and so in her existence she is the opposing light to the conditioned thinking of Orwell's "Big Brother" nightmare. Like King KRS she carries a teachers torch as a Queen, and the corner she and many others "hold down" is in the minds of those listening. An Anchor evolved like none at 6 O'Clock. 

*the phrase Purity Of Essence is from "Dr. Strangelove"
Stanley Kubrick, 1964

Bahamadia - Beautiful Things Feat. Dwele

Glitchy futuristic bad trip vibes and weird shit

People Lookin At Me Hella Weeird (Ted de'Oliviera)

Take Four (Ted deOliviera)

November 18 by:Johnny Danger  "Aloha for the Fam Edit" by BRT

tribute to hawaii and a woman i never knew.

Vibra a tribute to Maggot Brain

just using that one break. the 9th most common one mostly and putting some sample something...bla bl

Haas Grosjean Full Mix

6.15.2010 was when i first started it i think.  it is a 25-3? second repetitive Reason arrangement put through effects (grain delay and friends) and recorded onto Live. This was repeated 3 times with different results giving this fairly standard beat/intro an undulating digital wobble warble and shock waves. the fourth and final repetition is the first one again, bringing it full circle then the Second Movement is a contemporary -psychedelic funky drummer breakbeat affair and then it all radically smooths out in the refractory period.

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