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Steel and Mud – Imperial Guard Anthem by 40k Joshie is a raw, fast‑paced punk war chant built for stomping boots and raised fists. Driving guitars, snare‑heavy marching drums, and rowdy gang vocals collide with folk grit to create a sound that’s dirty, defiant, and proud.

This track celebrates survival and unity in the face of chaos—born from the trenches, fueled by camaraderie, and carried by sheer rage. It’s not polished or pretty; it’s loud, aggressive, and unapologetically human.

If you’ve ever felt the fire of standing shoulder‑to‑shoulder with friends against impossible odds, this anthem is for you.

Steel and Mud

Steel and Mud - Imperial Guard

Midwest emo soaked in post-hardcore volatility so messy, poetic, and loud. This track captures the emotional wreckage with brutal honesty and lyrical grit.

Learn what calm people do?!

It’s a survival anthem for the ironically self-aware. You’re not thriving, but you’re not gone. The joke is that you’re still here — and somehow, that’s kind of heroic.

Still here (guess that’s the joke)

This is a song about working at Five Below while cute socks keep you sane. Everything sucks, customers act crazy, but you stay rude, bored, and dripped-out. It sounds like dusty phonk mixed with retail rage and Hello Kitty attitude

💀🎀Five Below shift got me dead in the eyes🎀💀

“GOOD CHRISTIAN CHAOS (Mike’s Theme Song)” is a sarcastic indie-pop breakdown about that one dude who somehow manages to be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons. It’s a smiley, upbeat track about silently suffering through Mike’s constant oversharing, fake holiness, weaponized laziness, and his tragic commitment to showing his disgusting feet to the world like it’s a spiritual calling.

The song vents every unspoken thought from everyone too polite to tell Mike he’s annoying as hell — turning bottled-up rage into catchy hooks, jangly guitars, and passive-aggressive sunshine. It’s basically a musical version of forcing a grin while internally screaming:
“Jesus can’t fix this, bro — please stop talking before I ascend.”

GOOD CHRISTIAN CHAOS (Mike’s Theme Song)

Jittery by Ctrl Alt Jelky

“Jittery” is a high-energy country-trap anthem built for anyone running on way too much caffeine and zero sleep. Blending twangy acoustic guitar with heavy 808s and a swagger-filled vocal delivery, the track captures the chaotic rush of chugging energy drinks, late-night runs to the Dollar Store, and the shaky hype that comes with living life fully charged. It’s loud, fast, playful, and wired — the perfect soundtrack for anyone who’s ever felt their heartbeat race after one can too many.

Jittery (Caffeinated Country-Trap)

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“Janky / Bigger Than KAWAII” is a trap-infused flex anthem that flips cute culture into pure dominance. Ctrl Alt Jelky blends soft visuals—pink drip, charm keychains, Hello Kitty socks—with heavy bars, bass, and big-energy swagger. It’s all about owning your lane, breaking out of the box people put you in, and proving that “kawaii” doesn’t mean small. This track rides glossy, gritty, and confident: cute on the outside, unstoppable underneath.

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