Welcome! Brief Thanks for listening to 
Netflix & Chill then Blockbuster & Bust comedy by Dillan Rankin. 
Enjoy a drop of much needed escapism. 
Backing music by the incredibly generous Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/). 
If you enjoy it, please let me know. Cheers!

Netflix & Chill then Blockbuster & Bust

Netflix & Chill then Blockbuster & Bust Comedy

What is Hardcore Explicite? A Fermented pondering session where I delve into a wide variety of subjects in a comedy fashion. It’s like huffing paint then a having sex with a comedy sheath over your genitalia. It’s the 1st part of a video series, so  you can check out the full visual package at dillanrankin.com or on my Youtube channel.  

Come suckle from Dillan Rankin's comedy teat, which resides in Geelong, Victoria, Australia. 

For more visit my website: https://www.DillanRankin.com

SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE & SOUNDCLOUD https://soundcloud.com/dillanrankin ‘Dillan Rankin Comedy’ to filter me into your life-feed for an 'organic pick me up' & instant KARMA bonus!

Hardcore Explicite AUDIO ONLY

Hardcore Explicite Audio Version

Allow me to guide you through the banshee lands in this 13min audio comedy journey, which features:
Pinocchio Children, Krocodilla Scabs, Low Scale Luxury, Barbed Horse Cocks and Albino Xenomophs!

The Wisdom Banshee

The Schizoid Embolism = 17+ minutes of Comedy Vice. I cover feasting on Scottish blood, last words before going worm side, the horrific story  of Joan Murray the skydiver, bunking off work while at the NSA.

Dillan Rankin Fermented Comedy

The Schizoid Embolism AUDIO VERSION

Fallopian Justice = 12 minutes of #ComedyVice. It’s a new Comical Pondering Session where I explore such subjects as death by home delivery, getting intimate with cyborgs and sabotage via Dulux paint!

To filter my comedy into your life-feed for an 'organic pick me up' & instant KARMA bonus all you need to do is hit the subscribe button on my Soundcloud & Youtube account, or do one of the following:

Find me on Instagram: DillanRank1n
Find my Facebook Page: @DillanRankinFermentedComedy
Find me on twitter: @AbsintheDillan

Come suckle from my comedy teat.

For more visit my website: https://www.DillanRankin.com

Comical Pondering Session Fermented Comedy

Fallopian justice AUDIO ONLY version

Fallopian Justice Comedy Audio Only version

I’m talking bowel spillage, the traps of ancient fame, knives up the ass, McDonald’s manufacturing process, fermented jailhouse ketchup, hooded figures, drug hysteria and, of course, 350ml of shit! 

Here is the AUDIO ONLY VERSION of my Comical Pondering Session RECTAL CARNAGE for all u gum-slappers out there who like new, refreshing comedy!

Bathe in the neon glaze and gaze upon dillanrankin.com as I fill ur glass with Comic Vice! Thanks for listening!

Dillan

Rectal Carnage Comedy Audio Only version

Quench that existential dread with manuka honey steeped in a latte. Fight back the tears from not having consumed any new, surreal comedy created right here in Geetroit city…Welcome to Geelong Caffeine - the AUDIO ONLY VERSION! A spiritual struggle through the caffeinated depths of depravity scooped up from all the discarded coffee cups abandoned in dustbins.

Here is the AUDIO ONLY VERSION of my Comical Pondering Session GEELONG CAFFEINE for all u gum-slappers out there who like new, refreshing comedy!

Glaze your innards by gazing upon dillanrankin.com as I foam milk your Keep Cup with Comic Vice! Thanks for listening!

Dillan

Geelong Caffeine Comedy Audio Only version

Do check out the original VIDEO VERSION of this comedy on Youtube! It's another psychedelic #comicalponderingsession for your dry palms! 
I'm talking: Moist Handshakes, Vomiting into Waist-Deep Water, Musty Pubic Hair, Celebrity Undercarriage, Bear Intestines, Anus Conferences, Womb-like Slumber, Poseidon's Butt-Gallery, Inflatable Chainmail, Marty McFly's Hoverboard, War-Tested Machetes, Gallivanting with a Cocktail, Beaked Phallus and Billionaire Sex Pests!

To filter my comedy into your life-feed for an 'organic pick me up' & instant KARMA bonus all you need to do is come visit me at:
http://www.DillanRankin.com

Find me on Instagram: DillanRank1n
Find my Facebook Page: @DillanRankinFermentedComedy
Find me on twitter: @AbsintheDillan

Come suckle from my toxic comedy teat.

AQUATIC comedy

AQUATIC comedy Audio Only version

An extra large scoop of comedy! Kinda like a theme park ride, but with more profanity and comedy, rather than the usual vomit-dodging. So, sit back and absorb Swamp Eyes...like a fine wine, or a puff of smoke. 

If you're travelling to/from work - stick your headphones in and enjoy this 13 minute paddle through the swamp! Created by Dillan Rankin.  

www.dillanrankin.com
@AbsintheDillan

Swamp Eyes Comedy

2020 has been a tough old year, so this is my comedic contribution to provide a bit of reflection on 2020 and COVID19 with the aim of bringing a smile to those who are in dire need of cheering up and hopefully a bit of optimism for the future....and yeah, as per usual, it's a bit weird ;-)
Love,
Dillan Rankin   (Music - The Golden Present by Jesse Gallagher)

Peering Out of the Bin (audio version) Comedy

I create  #FermentedComedy/Comedy Drama from the ground up - write, act, direct, edit & produce my own stuff! Creator of #Comedy #ComicalWanderingsAndPonderings

Dillan Rankin Comedy

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