FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH STEEL WOOL. GIVE ME A FUCKING JUUL POD NOW. IM DYIN OVER HERE. 

Please bline mice, 
please bline mice,
see how they run?
see how they run?
All the little spiders,
all the little spiders,
(repeat)

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 1: A nicotheme

Lyrics: 

I don't wanna quit the juul
cause it feels very good
I don't wanna quit the juul 
cause it feels so good in the morning

I don't wanna quit the juul
cause it feels very good
I don't wanna quit the Juul 
cause it leaves me with no money 

(Verse 1 repeat) 

Meerkat interrupts: 

Smoke that ciggarette 
Smoke that ciggarette
you're addicted!
You're addicted!
Everybody hates you!
Everybody hates you!
You're addicted!
You're addicted!

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 2: Juuling

I hate my choices. 

Lyrics:

Oh my mouth is full of bagel and Im sure enough
Oh my mouth is full of bagel I want ciggarettes 
Oh give me the juul and I will smoke it everyday
Oh if you give me the juul you cant take it away

I just want a cigarette so I can smoke them all
If you give me cigarette I will smoke them all
I just want my juul because it feels so very good
It makes me feel heady  and I like it cause I would

(Piggles Monologue) 

Tag;

Stop smokin cigarettes now! 

Right now, (and this is meerkat) 
Right now (don't stop!)

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 3: Intrusive Thoughts

I left the fucking click track on. This is the opposite of an educated political statement. 


Lyrics: 

The Earth's gone round the sun a hundred-million fuckin' times, 
Hundred million fuckin' times
Hundred million fuckin' times
The Earth's gone round the sun a hundred-million fuckin' times
All throughout all time

Repeat ad nauseum

The Anthem Of Political Disagreement

7 day no nicotine celebration. Piggles and Dingle Dog write a song to branch to a new audience

Lyrics: 

Verse: 
Punk Rock!
Is Cool!
I like!
Punk Rock!
Folk Punk!
Sucks Ass!
Fuck You!
Punk Rock! 

We're havin' lots of fun and we're listening to punk!

Chorus: 

Put on a sweater and listen to punk rock!
We're havin' lots of fun listenin' to punk rock!
We're havin' lots of fun and we're at the beach 
and we're havin' a good time yeah!

And we're listenin' to the rock!
And we're havin' lots of fun cause we're cool!
And we're not smokin weed and we're not doin' anything
that would hurt our bodies yeah!

And we're havin lots of fun its true!
Cause we're listenin to punk rock now
And we're havin' lots of fun
cause w'ere listenin to punk rock yeah!

Backgrounds: "punk rock, punk rock, do what you're told!"

Verse 1 repeat:

Yeah we're rage-in' against the machine guys yeah let's do it!

Verse 1 repeat again: 

oh:oh:oh:oh: YEAH!

Chorus Repeat:

Punk Rock

Lyrics:

"I wanna hit the juulie cause it feels so guudd!
(I never wanna have sex again if I can have the juul high everyday) 
I miss the fuggin juulie and it feels so guudd
Yeah I just wanna hit the juulie cause it feels so fuuckin guud
Oh I miss the fuggin juulie and it feels so guud
Oh and it's across the street and twenny dollars cheeeep
Oh I know I cant forget the juulie cause it feels tuu guud
Oh, it feels so guud

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 4: Horibjuul

Its Dungle's Birthday!!! Hear Dungle on: 

The Promise
Salty Mike Diss

BirthHenr

This is the ORIGINAL SCOOPY DOO THEME SONG FEATURING ORIGINAL SOBB...SCOOB!!! 

Lyrics:

Well, a-well, a-well the weddin' bell? 

If you're happy and you know it scoopy doo (calp clab) 
x16
Dooble Dayyyyy, yeah!

Original Scoopy Doo Theme Song!!

Audition results: Denied

Lyrics:

Mary had a little lamb:


Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
who's fleece was brown as shit
Every where that mary went 
Mary went, Mary went
Mary had a little lamb 
who's fleece was brown as shit

It followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day
it followed her to school one day 
and then it ate her ASS
And then it ate her ass. 

Lamb song: 

Wah, wah, 
I'm a little lamb
Im a little lamb and I cant do anything
because Im a little lamb
the only thing I can,
do is eat shit
because I am a lamb
oh shit, Im a little lamb

Audition #2: Lamb ("Mary Had a Little Lamb"/"The F*ckin Lamb Song")

Audition results: Denied

Lyrics: 

I eat from my dick, and I drink from my ass
I'm desti-TOOT and I'm an owl cause I HOOT!
Uh... That's all I had
Owls are the BEST! Hooray!!

Audition #3: Owl ("Owls Are The Best")

Audition Results: Inconclusive

Lyrics: 

One, a two, a three four five!
A motherfuckin nicotine in my life!
A ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

I wanna put a shotgun in my mouth (x4)
I fuckin hate the nicotine in my mouth
I wanna put a shotgun in my mouth
Get the fuckin nicotine away from me!
Im a fuckin nicotine rabbit, cant you see?

Audition #5: Nicotine Rabbit ("Mambo Number Nicotine")

Audition Results: Inconclusive 

Lyrics: 

Well,
Mr. Bear went a-walkin' in the woods
and he saw a rabbit that looked really good,
so he ate the little rabbit with a CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
then he spit out the bones, and went deeper in the woods

Mr. Bear went a walkin' in a river 
and he saw a salmon that looked really good so 
he ate the little salmon with a CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
then he spit out the bones and went deeper in the woods

Mr. Bear went a walkin in the woods 
and he saw a hiker that strayed from the path 
so he ate the little hiker with a 
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMp.

Mr. Bear (ft. Mr. Bear)

Hello, and welcome everyone to my exposure centre. I intend to expose my music, in its truest and rawest form, to you without fail and with enjoyment and consent by all parties. Lovely day. Have a good one, and dont let the cringle cats get you down. -Dingle Dog

The Secret of the Inn

Goodbye, here's a song for you. Good one there, I gotcha. Woopter. Hello. -Dingle Dog

Where Am I

Hello my good fellow friends. You look absolutely pulchritudinous today! I hope you have a nice frolic through the farm with this wonderful rendition of an original, called the Horse Goes Neigh. Hopefully the horse stays with us and doesn't go away to frolic in different fields with the Cringle Cats. -Dingle Dog

The Horse Goes Neigh

I guess I'm with my friends and man, milk is so great. 

Epitaph Blues (Man, Milk)

This is a good ol' tune I wrote when I first heard Chris Dorsey's (https://soundcloud.com/chrisisu) poem called "Poem by the campfire. I knew exactly what to do. Taking the opening theme from "The Summer of My Life" (also on his channel) to make this a "prequel" of sorts, we turned the poem into a song. Enjoy. #CringleCats

Lyrics:
Whose got a ciggarette? Rodley odley odlen. 
I’ve got a cigarette!        Odley Odley Odlen 
An Elephant never forgets!
An Elephant never regrets!

They ruined us all with the iron horse.
(Shoesy shoesy shoes shoes)
I can’t find my shoes
But Elephants don’t wear shoes!
Do Elephants get the blues? 
I find they’ve all to lose. 
Laughter gives us clues,
That we pay tax and dues.
Find us where we can so we can screw the man.

Pull the trump card every day
Living life a red flag
They beat us down to pray
For right to call us fag
They throw us from the homes
To keep the peace alone

But this is a dream, but I can’t wake, but find me up the nut tree. 
Someone’s got my shoes, 
but elephants don’t wear shoes!

Here we go burning down the barn,
Sweeping up the mistakes. 
Elephants don’t pay dues. 
They just look for shoes. 
Stop giving us methamphetamine! 

Gonna take a shower and wash my clothes, 
And work my way to Wednesday. 

Poem By The Campfire

Joy it's the day, the bathroom light is on. Have fun listening to this new dingle track. 

M II: Joy, It's The Day, Day! (Rememberance Suite)

This is the final piece of the suite. I wrote this at a wonderful dingle camp known as Landmark College. It was a beautiful experience. 

Lyrics:

Where can I run,
to find the sun?
There's nothing fun.

I got lost once,
in my mind. 
Hope to find.

Broken body
sitting down
on the ground

M.III: Rememberance (Rememberance Suite)

I love the guy, you should too!
Lyrics:
Here's a Weedle-ee
Here's a Weedle-ee
I know where's Evan, 
but I know whose Jesse. 
Well, here's a weedle-ee well here's a weedle-ee
doo dooby dooby doobe doobe doobe doo

Oh whats this song, Oh whats this song? 
I don't know where I went wrong!
Oh whats this song? Oh wheres this song?
Jesse too! And whoevers in the room it's bopty bopty boo. 








A Tribute To My Friends

A stegosaurus made this. Not me. Not Dingle. Stego. Stego. 

American Education

Produced by Piggles@gmail.org

This is a song I wrote for my best friend piggles. 

Lyrics:

I just want my love to last
here we go now christmas past
nobodies poopin' oh, dodlen day. 
Here we go now doodlen day. 

OH SHIT! HERE COMES PIGGLES
WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD, HERE COMES PIGGLES
PIGGLES DOESN"T GIVE A FUCK
THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A STUFFED PIG

Just a stuffed pig you say, my friend? 
Piggles is a friend till the very end!
Nobody makes bacon out of my friend, 
he's a better friend than you, Ill tell ya what!

Trumpet solo

Verse


Best Friend Piggles

This is a biarthday track ofr craong and keru my two (3) best friends in the whole wide universe -Dingle

"Atonal" Habby Birthday Ft. Aaron and Kyle

So guess what, shits fucked and dungles out. Nobody knows what the name of it is

Lyrics:

Alright, we're gonna play a game now (GAME)! 
Whats the name of the game? (WHATS THE NAME OF IT!)
What's the name of it? (Vanilla!)
What's the name of it? (Chocolate!)
What's the name of it? (Strawberry!)
What's the name of it? (Xanax!)
Whats the name of it? (Cell Phone!)
Whats the name of it? (Hydrogen Peroxide!) 
Whats the name of it? 

Alright, I think you got the name of the game, now what's the name of the game? (make up your own words here)

Eatin' Carrots and doin' dis shit, what's the name of the game? (make up your own words here)

We're off the grid here motherfuckers.... good luck and hang on. 

Whats The Name Of It (Ft. Piggles)

Here he comes it's the man himself candy man jenkins back from a long absence. Ill try to put the lyrics down...

Nevermind they are absolutely unintelligible have fun.  

Cnady Man Jenkins!!

Is this beautiful enough for you?  Enjoy the fake horns and real ones. Thanks for listening. -Dingle


Also, yes, that's A Love Supreme Part II by John Coltrane. Hence the title. 


Thief

This song came to me after a dream. I hope y'all enjoy, leave a follow and a like :) 

The Early Morning

And here we go it's a dingle rap track with Dingle and Dingle II and
Crash bnadicot!

My name is Dingle II
I gotta sumn for you
Swing-and-a-miss and now we gonna sing it through
Whatcha gonna do
When you hear me through
Watcha gonna do when you gonna see me through?

My Name is Dingle II
My name is Dingle II
(fuckem)

My name is Dingle V
And I'm glad to be alive
Don't you scorn my jive
Because I'm Dingle V

Guillotine Guillotine
cut their heads off
Who knows what I did
Cut me head off
And then we go and we play the bass
I don't know what it's like to have a face

Oh shit, Death Grips shit
(Death Grips is a cool band)
Holy shit and here we go fuckem
(Here we go it's fuckem)
I don't know but I got that truckem
I'm drivin' a truck and I'm drivin' a train
And I've driven eight trolley cars in my brain
And in real life and it's been really cool
I don't need to go to Sunday school

(Sunday school is boring)
I don't need to go to Sunday school
(Sunday school is boring)
(Sunday school is boring)

You and me forever walking
All together all alone
You and me forever walking
All together all alone

All together all alone
All together all alone

Dingle Dog II

Hey hey hey hey hey hey welcome to my album album album album, IT"S CHRISTMAS NOW!!!!!! I SAID IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!

Used to smoke a Juul but Dingle II and Cowboy made me #Throwitinthetrash!!!!

The Christmas Juul

HEY GUESS WHAT, SANTAS COMIN DOWN THE CHIMNEY!!!!!

You know the lyrics

Dingle Bells

This is the debut track of "Bad Songs by Shitty Children. Welcome to hell.

Bad Songs for Shitty Children

((LISTEN TO ALBUMS INSTEAD OF TRACKS!!! TRACKS ARE OUT OF DINGLE ORDER!!!)) Some will find the ramblings of an insane man. Others will find the struggle of an  man lookin' for a place in the world. But hey, it's funny, right??????????? Also enjoy the music I made 4 u.

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