Demoman, Engi, Medic and Pyro hit the hardest

I shoot you take the loot and take my suit to dry cleaning

“I’d like to see you outrun bullet”
Faster than a speeding bullet starts playing

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

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The Most Fashionable Faction - TF2 Rap by Stupendium

Engineers are your friend

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

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This song was not made by me it was made by Schell Games.

Link to the original audio:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHalNCDgHSc


If schell games wants me to take this down tell me and I will do so.

I Expect You To Die 3  Intro(Schell games)

Rap by skullkrucher13 if you like to hear more of his music the link is right here: https://www.youtube.com/user/skullkruncher13

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