I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one
Don't. Touch. My. Gun!
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When I'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet

If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn't any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2

Howdy! The engineer's in the field
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield
I've got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, 'cause I've a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood, you'll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill cou

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I'm cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder

Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don't be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum
That snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? Blur to me
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I'll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that's no fun

If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red
If what's on your mind's what's on your head
Who wants to battle
When there's catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It's not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn't any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2

Watch out! The scout's out and about
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger's on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang

I'm the Demo! BOOM goes my M.O
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming piss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell

Boom, headshot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vital's just my rifle and a set of jars to piss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain before you know what's happening
Safe to say, no way that you'll be wearing hats again

Right behind you

The Most Fashionable Faction - TF2 Rap by Stupendium

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Right Behind You

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Right Behind You (Team Fortress 2 Remix)

Song was made by The Stupendium. Show them some love on YouYube!

The House Always Wins by The Stupendium  (2023 Remaster) [Fallout New Vegas]

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

The second song in my Team Fortress 2 Remix Series. I'm working on Medic's theme next, and if you're confused to what I'm doing, I have embarked on a quest to remix every song in the Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack. Enjoy the track! Woohoo! xD

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Rɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ Yᴏᴜ

The Balatro Song by The Stupendium, now without an intro or outro

NUMBER GO UP ｜ Balatro Song! - The Stupendium (no intro or outro)

@SKEPCORE

Hoi! I think I'll redo a lot of my old TF2 tracks to get that updated 2017 sound and continue where we left off (Pop It Don't Drop It, I'm At Soup, ect). I decided to do Spy's theme first since it was one of the very first TF2 remixes I ever did x3

I recently got back into TF2 after a year long break, and I'm excited for the next update, whenever that drops xD

The Most Fashionable Faction - TF2 Rap by Stupendium

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