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Top-notch dirty talk--emphasis on the "dirty"-- from everybody's favorite democratic-socialist senator. 

In this episode, Vanessa from Portland and Timothy from Seattle really want to "feel the Bern," but in their pants. Bernie's got no problem givin' it to 'em. Listen as Bernie gets dirty with the yearning. 

Episode 1: Bank Pens and Banana Peels

In this episode, The Peoples' favorite filthy-mouthed democratic candidate swaps spit with Bill "Plimpton" and self-proclaimed ammosexual Ammon "Mundy." 

Politician "Bill Plimpton" needs a release after spending a long campaign week on a short leash, and Mundy's lonely (and hangry!) for some democratic, telephonic attention after spending a few weeks cooped up in a remote location in eastern Oregon. Tune in, rub one out, and remember: You can't spell "socialism" without a little "jism." 

Episode 2: Go-gurt and Pizza Grease

Against his own professional interests, Dirty Bernie cools the circuits of a political rival who's powered-down in a cornfield somewhere in Iowa. Then, his hot talk inspires an Oscar-Winning orgasm from The Revenant's Leonardo GarBagio.  

Episode 3: Corn Cobs and Tarantulas

On this episode, Dirty Bernie looses his temper with recently incarcerated militia man Ammon "Mundy" and refuses to grant the land grabber the release he seeks. 

Then, Bane calls up the democratic presidential candidate. The villain from the Batman universe was gardening in his Australian cucumber patch when suddenly he started to feel the Bern. 

Episode 4: Bear Mace and Buffalo Semen

This week, Dirty Bernie confronts a "Bernie Bro" who calls up from his mother's basement in Iowa City. The Bro is fresh from a night of hard caucusing, and the red state's uncertain results has left him with a big case of blue balls. DB's reluctant to relieve him, but you just can't win with some people. 

Then takes a call from a self-described hockey mom / pit bull in lipstick. She used to be able to see Russia from her window, but now it seems as if that big ol' country is floating farther and farther away. She needs the Bern to make her feel whole again--he guesses. 

Tune in, rub one out, and remember: you can't spell "socialism" without a little "jism." 

Dirty Bernie

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