Taken from Dirtramentalz Vol.1
Get the full album for free here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hzkb8lgi3pli221

06 On Fire

From my 2006 debut Dirtmatic.
A nice polite tune for the whole family.

Rape Fear

A couple of verses over the Quakers Fitta, Happier.

Fatta Lazier

New Dirtramental download to celebrate the launch of Dirtle Wax's official Facebook & Twitter. www.facebook.com/DirtleWax & www.twitter.com/DirtleWax

A solo Rico track in preparation for his forthcoming LP Wake Up & Smell the Offie. Going in hard over Jay-Z's Death of Autotune Rico disects and demolishes everything that is wrong with music today.

Rico: Death of All You Cnts

A little taster of Dirty Joe: Lowest Common Dominator. Everything done by Dirty Joe. Not mastered yet as LP not finished. Spread the word.

Face Me

Semi-Prose: Drop Heaven. Semi-Prose are Dirty M*ther Fucking Joe & Uncle Rico.

Drop Heaven

Dirty Joe produced beat off his forthcoming Dirtramentalz beat tape. Any emcees/rappers wanting to work together get in touch.

I was bored so I hastily mastered this beat & put it out for everyone to enjoy. So, erm... enjoy it.

Grow (Dirtramental)

A remix of Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep fom the 8 track sources. Just the drum, percussion & vocal tracks. There is some guitar bleed through, but that's how the drum track was recorded. I left it as raw as possible so there are vocal mistakes & the percussion track is a lot more prominent. Enjoy.

Whole Lotta Drums

Dirty Joe (Dirtle Wax Records)

Another fucking artist biography:
There are only so many words to describe Dirty Joe: Rapper, producer, DJ, obese, cunt, bearded.

He is currently preparing his 3rd LP (Lowest Common Dominator) as well as a few instrumental albums, but you don’t care, of course not, you’re looking for a spark of intelligence/humour amongst the name-dropping and inevitable self-fellation that the average bio is. You are probably also wanting some free music too, a few free full lengths enough for you? The links are at the end (and probably in any email I spammed you with).

What is this annoying fuck trying to promote this time? Only the first of the Dirtle Wax Instrumental Series, that’s what. It’s a Hip-Hop beat-tape showcasing his natural talent as a producer. Emcees/rappers/vocalists/beatniks/etc can use these tracks as a backdrop to their shouty-poems about ‘the game’ (whatever that is).

All tracks are free to be used for promotional use only, but email a copy/link of the finished track to dirtle@msn.com. Any commercial use (e.g album, mixtape, etc that is for sale) please email dirtle@msn.com for legal and monetary negotiation/offers.

Name Dropping:
Dirty Joe is the team mascot for the 3x UK DMC team champions (2x 3rd in the world) Bionic Stylus Crew. Consisting of 3x DMC World Supremacy champ DJ Switch, long-time friend Furious P, battle veteran DJ Loop Skywalker & king of swag DJ Cable. Dirt is also regular drinking pals with Endemic, owner of No Cure records who has produced for Ill Bill, Sean Price, Ruste Juxx, Timbo King, Cappo, Cyrus Malachi, Tek, Killah Priest & Planet Asia to name a few (well, OK, quiet a lot)

Dirty Joe has met these vaguely famous people in various professional capacaties (supported unless otherwise noted): DJ Shiftee (Drank with, cut with), DJ Grandmaster Supreme (Cut with), KRS-ONE (rhymed with), Apathy (rhymed with, over own beats), Cappo (rhymed with, supported several times), Souls of mischief (Rhymed with & supported), Master Ace (rhymed with), Punch & Words (rhymed with), DJ Noize (Cut with), Supernatural (rhymed with), Joe Buddah (worked with numerous times), Jehst, Asaviour, Mr Thing, Skeptik, Chima Amor, PUTS, Christie Z-Pabon (Chilled with), Cyrus Malachi, P Brothers, MR45, Sally ‘Hip-Hop’ McLintock (Drank a LOT with @ the DMCs), Charlee Brown, Out Da Ville (DJed for, rhymed with)

Blah, blah, de-fucking blah. Enough of that list of people.

Self-Fellation:
Dirty Joe is fucking awesome, in the literal sense, he induces awe. He is the best rapper ever, that raps about being Dirty Joe & swears a lot. Dirt has a large vocabulary, but prefers the words ‘fuck’ and ‘cunt’ to more poetic words of description. He’s the best gosh darn fat white rapper who also happens to be a vegetarian. Dirty Joe can travel through time, but only forwards, and only at the rate of 1sec/sec. Dirty Joe. DIRTY JOE. Brilliant on the MPC. Good on the turntable, bad at not drinking & ugly to most. Dirty Joe is a believer that you are what you eat, which is good because he is a twat.

Links to free shit:
This is the bit you cared about, so here you go:
Dirty Joe: Friday the Dirteenth (2nd LP)
http://www.mediafire.com/?7k07m5yk5oq4v5t 

Dirty Joe: Call of Dirty (the non-album)
http://www.mediafire.com/?2ky2yjmjjzenmhn 

Dirty Joe: Dirtramentalz Volume 1
http://www.mediafire.com/?hzkb8lgi3pli221 
