Scenes of a Frightful Nature EP

The first demo EP from Dirty Vagrants

The Swan

Free download. 
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New EP 'Of Filthy Degenerates And Other Such Crooks' coming soon.

Lights Out

Track 2 from the new EP 'Of Filthy Degenerates And Other Such Crooks'

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Grim Fandango

"Established now as the 'go-to' act for when rock comes to Liverpool." - Mean Fiddler

"Next to play were punk band Dirty Vagrants. They gave the most raucous performance of the night with singer Lazlo Hockerville (great name) leading the way. They were heavy and energetic and the best track of their set was the catchy ‘Dead Man’s Shoes’. Worth checking out in the future." - Nicola Denton, www.ericslive.com

Dirty Vagrants are 4 dick heads from somewhere. They have no sense of decency and lack the basic understanding of society to function properly as individuals and certainly not as a unit. Their rash, indiscriminate decision making may make them look slightly intelligent but often leads to a sense of mind-numbing indifference for everyone involved in their shenanigans. In certain cases this had lead to death. 

While there are no indications to suggest any kind of health issues amongst this group it is widely suspected that they may have been the cause of the infamous ‘swine flu’ epidemic. Although it can never be assumed that anyone can live without the ability to string more than one rational thought together at any one time, the enduring existence of these four delinquents suggest there is hope for the ‘Celebrity Gossip generation’ yet.

Consider this to be a public service message. Do not be sucked into the morally bankrupt vacuum that is Dirty Vagrants, do not listen to their music, do not like their facebook page and please, please do not approach them. Any form of physical, mental or telecommunicational contact will surely render your life null and void.

People of the world I urge you DO NOT PAY ANY CREEDENCE TO THIS PACK OF PHILISTINES and justice may yet prevail.

Sincerely

Clementine Sprucenik
Deputy Sheriff
Urmston Crime Unit
Greater Manchester, UK