always wanted to use this thing. it's gnarly and sounds like something blew up.

this is for someone to just drop bars on non-stop.

you dare give Jeff Walker a detonator?!?!

it's been 3 years, and i did more shit.

this ones full title is "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world bilinda didn't make a deal with him"

the greatest trick

so, instead of Borknagar this time, I flipped an Enslaved track.

it's great, because the trippy sounds are already in it.



see you in valhalla (New York)

this beat was made for a diss track that never got finished being written.

thank you king diamond.

princess toadstool's voicemail is full

a filthy drill beat . . . .

 you may notice some tracks vanishing, because dammit I AM FINALLY MAKING MY DAMN BEAT TAPE DAMMIT!!

get cheffed ya filthy animal

a flashback, if you weeeeeeel.

this is from a split with (fuck, who was this split with?!?! . . .COATHANGER 84!!!!! shoutout Xdietenroutey!!!!)

back in the Zombie days (I swear, I will get back to this stuff one day. . .I just haven't). A rare sample light track.

 . .. oh crap, actually, it's kind of fitting because they wanna remake Big Trouble. Yeesh.

. . .even in a life as short as yours

Asogi Rin Memorial Jetliner

They'll Fix You, They Fix Everything

true sacriledge not yet committed til today

pastor of muppets. . . .soon to be the table

One Day I Will Be The Table But For Now I Am Pastor Of Muppets

you're not gonna get the title unless you've heard Zazen Boys IV album . . . . . . . . . .
(i went to that cake shop show too)

DJ Ninja Schmoe

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