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Get ready for a sizzling, unapologetic anthem with Girls' Night Out (We Came to Play).
This track celebrates fearless fun, wild nights, and the unstoppable energy of a crew on a mission to own the spotlight.
Featuring Miss Muff, Beaver, and Fancy the Panty Hamster, their night is packed with confidence, allure, and a touch of mischief.
With infectious beats and cheeky lyrics, the track captures the essence of owning every moment, chasing thrills, and reveling in the chaos of unforgettable memories.


Girls Night Out

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A roaring, rebellious rock anthem, Georgie & Clyde tells the wild, untamed love story of two misfits who collide on a fateful Friday night.
Georgie, a fearless free spirit with leather boots and a thirst for chaos, hails an Uber that changes her life forever.
Clyde, the quiet driver with shades and a sense of mystery, is thrust into a raucous world of laughter, lust, and reckless abandon.
From the moment Georgie invites him into the madness, their chemistry explodes, lighting up the night with passion and unpredictable fun.
Perfect for cranking up loud, this anthem is a celebration of breaking rules, living boldly, and discovering love in chaos.

Georgie & Clyde

Beneath the flicker of truck stop neon, Lizzy Lot Lizard strides confidently into the night, her high heels clicking with purpose and her dreams shining as bright as the chrome rigs around her.
A savvy and determined woman, Lizzy works the lot, connecting with the drivers who pass through, always with a glint in her eye and a bigger dream in her heart.
This cheeky, spirited anthem follows her quest for the ultimate prize: a sugar daddy with a ride as bold as her ambitions.
With humor, grit, and a touch of mischief, Lizzy’s story proves that even in the most unconventional places, dreams can roll in like an 18-wheeler.

Lot Lizard

Step into the icy wonderland of the North Pole, where snowflakes turn into fetish dreams, and frozen adventures come alive.
Frozen Fantasies tells the wild tale of a bearded clam finding her place among a colony of party-loving penguins.
With icy toys, pearl strings, and an orgy that turns the tundra into a sultry spectacle, this anthem embraces the chaos and humor of a frosty, forbidden playground.
Packed with tongue-in-cheek lyrics and a lusty sense of fun, Frozen Fantasies proves that even in the coldest places, things can heat up fast.

Frozen Fantasies

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Slicker than lube on a Slip ’N Slide and twice as filthy—DJ Pan Ham is servin' up the nastiest beats this side of Custard Creek. From Bologna Pony to Busty Blaze at Gobble the Goo, this ain’t music for the faint of heart. It’s a full-throttle, tongue-in-cheek joyride through the back alleys of innuendo, satire, and everything your mama warned you about.

I turn horny toads into headliners, panty hamsters into legends, and every one-eyed trouser trout into a goddamn anthem.

This is cartoon chaos meets dirty rap opera. Welcome to the swamp—where the beats are wet, the rhymes are raw, and the fantasies are freakin’ feral.

Buckle up. DJ Pan Ham came to play dirty.


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