The life and death and life again of Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy

Music is the strongest form of magic... 


...beside fireballs.

Wizard Mix Vol. 1

Mash your bananas
Heat your potatoes
Cool your spaghetti 

Mashed Banana

Give Betty Botter some better butter for her bitter batter

Betty Butter

This one is for all the pheasant mother pluckers. 

Pheasant Plucker

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.

If you must cross a coarse, cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross, coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. 

Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed

Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. 

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit

A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym

Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. 

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

Grimey Tongue Twister

An old man learning new tricks. 

GEN-R8 new dreams.

DJ Wizard

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