Tee hee happy birthday Jack uwu

Lyrics:

Konichiwa, Jack it’s been so long 
But I write you now to tell you i’ve moved on
From these silly games that I’ve played with you 
Cos I thought my dreams would come true
But I see it now I’d lost myself and I needed to be found
And I’m sorry that I bothered you my former oni chan
 
Wah?! Nani?! (なに - what?) Jack it’s really you...I didn’t know you were coming to this party...Oh no my heart….I’m falling in love again! 

Nooooo how could you do this to me *damasu!* (だます - to be tricked)   
All of this pain that I’ve fought through now will have been done in vain *Yameru!* (やめる - stop it!)
No calm down baka (バカ - stupid) musume (むすめ - young woman) STOP! Do not fall for this again
You are stronger than this and you’ve got to resist you must make your own unmei (うんめい - destiny)

Hey baby the name’s Jack. Do we know each other? You’re lookin pretty cute there, honey. I like this song, wanna dance? Tee hee onegai (お願い - yes please!)

Here in your arms is where I’ve always belonged 
I knew it from the day I saw you, I’ve waited so long
But finally I think you see we are meant to be just you and me
My heart is beating doki doki (ドキドキ - heart beat onomatopoeia) you’re my kareshi (かれし - boyfriend) 
 
Jack? Yeah baby. You make me so happy. And I’m so glad we could be here on your big day. Happy birthday!

Bruhin De6

Another wicked tune from Dj Cray...but this time with a French twist!!!!!

Ou est le Pomplemousse?

Remixing Jacky B's fav track to make it even better u no?

So Easy -Röyksopp (DJ Cray Jack Bruhin Remix)

So Here I am Smoking the Ganja -DJ Cray & Willy Dizzle D

Jack you’ll be 25 soon 
But our love’s timeless, no it cannot age
Together for a while now
But something’s missing and I need it to today

Won’t you get down on one knee soon? 
But there’s no pressure I guess I can wait
Ugh no I will not lie to you 
I need a ring to stop me going insane

Please Jack I’m begging you, ask me to marry you now 

I’m waiting for the man of my dreams
Who makes me feel weightless like a bird on the breeze 
To propose   

Could a bishounen (美少年: A beautiful young guy) really love someone like me? I’m not sure
Has he woken up and seen that I’m just not good enough to be adored
Oh jack my love I need your touch but if I’m not enough, don’t make me wait it hurts too mu-u-u-u-ch
Cos I will never love again but I‘ll endure the pain if that is what it takes to make you happy

But what if I have got this all wrong?

Oh Jack I know that I can be so insecure but I have just got to believe 
(and trust that) you will never leave because you love me so - I know I just need to have faith
The fact that you have not proposed yet means that you must want to make a fairytale
(with all the) romance that our love deserves but Jack I just wish you would hu-rry up

Oh my god I’m going crazy with  the waiting
Losing my mind while I’m waiting for a wedding
Jack I gotta tell you that shikkari shiro (しっかりしろ): Pull yourself together! Buck up!)
I wanna be your tsuma (妻: wife), I’m bored of being kanojo (彼女: girlfriend)
Fuzaken (ふざけん): A very rude way of saying, don't mess with me), Jack cos I’m not your little play thing
Why won’t you kizuita (気付いた: To have realised) and see that I’m amazing
Jack be hayai (速い: Quick. Fast.) this is hazukashii (恥ずかしい: Embarrassing)
If you want my love then you’re gonna have to catch me

Oh my god I’m going crazy with  the waiting
Losing my mind while I’m waiting for a wedding
Jack I gotta tell you that shikkari shiro 
I wanna be your tsuma
I’m bored of being kanojo
Fuzaken, Jack cos I’m not your little play thing
Why won’t you kizuita and see that I’m amazing
Jack be hayai this is hazukashii 
If you want my love then you’re gonna have to catch me

JACK I WANT IT NOW
TELL ME YOUR VOWS
I WEAR THE CROWN
DON’T LET ME DOWN
JACK DON’T CROSS ME- shhh

Oooh my love, it’s me, Jacku chan, please take my hand
Koibito (恋人: Lover) no koto ga suki desu (のことが好きです: declaration of love)
I know this is overdue but I want to marry you

Protagonist: Jack why did I ever doubt you?
Jack: You know that I’d be lost without you
Protagonist: I’m so excited I cannot wait
Jack: Everyone’s here, let's get married today!

My love it’s been so long
But we’re together
That’s all that matters
And though the journey’s not over
We will live on
Happily ever after

Bruhin De7 feat. Ollie Beard

(Verse 1)
Sitting in the park and I’m tryna roll a fatty
My weed is running low and I haven’t got my backy
My hands are getting shaky and head is getting sore
I’ll need to call up Funky Pete so I can get some more

Walking down the street and I’m feeling kinda funny
Cos I rummage in my pockets and I haven’t any money
I already owe cos I didn’t pay last week
I think he’s gonna kill me but I’m knocking as we speak

(Chorus)
I’m picking up picking up picking up picking up picking up picking up now
If you wanna smoke up too let me show you how
Grind it, tap it, roll it, twist it, put it in your mouth
Spark it, toke it, puff it, pass it, now we’re getting loud

(Verse 2)
Plant life - feeling good I’m feeling nice
I’ve hit the green light - get high all the time
Head to Danny Doob’s he’s got loads of bongs
When I get there I bet we’ll listen to some songs

Pull out the glassware put it on the table
My mind is willing - willing and able
I wanna smoke til I feel unstable
We don’t like hash - to pot we’re faithful

Danny packs it heavy, he doesn’t fuck around
What a fucking legend mate he’s proper sound
Rip the bong hard - I don’t fuck around
Reload the bowl ready for another round

(Chorus)

Pickin' Up feat. Willy Dizzle D

Man sat down on toilet
yeah dem paigons fuckin know dat
When I walk in don't lock it
Fam dat smell is fuckin shockin

Crack dat window turn da fan on
Pull pants down I'm on a mad one
Wipe my bum as soon as I'm down
Flush dat bitch and go tell my mum

Splash splash pull up release and squirt
Whoopsie all down my nice new shirt
Doctor's orders sit on toilet
Man don't care cos I enjoy dat

Strictly flakes and fibre
Should have worn my daiper
Skid marks down the bowl 
Kaka scores a goal

Shit man's pants and then man dash
Ops don't want to smell my stash
Don't wanna be around when my bowels are gettin violent
Always got my strap on my but my bullets are fuckin silent

If pooing was praying I'd be fuckin Buddha
Wipe my arse yeah maybe I shoulda
Dirt in my undies, roast every sunday
Yorkshire puddings, toilet's ruined

2 Man 1 Cup

It’s the Freya rap
It’s the Freya rap
She’s never had a song before 
We need to fix that

They have the same birthday
Now that’s a win
And arguably she’s the cooler twin 

F R E Y A
It’s your birthday 
F R E Y A
It’s your birthday 
F R E Y A
It’s your birthday 
You’re also nearly thirty
It’s your twenty fifth birthday

The Freya Rap

(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning
You weren’t beside me
Body still drippin
From when you were inside me

I know you have to go
To work some days
But you don’t understand  
the price i pay

Stumbled out of bed
There’s beans in the sink
The cat’s thrown up
It’s starting to stink

It’s just not the same 
When you’re not here
Down my face there rolls
A single tear

(Chorus)
Cos jackin off can’t beat jackin bruhin
And he’s left me here with my arsehole ruined
My body is weak and I can’t stop pooing
It’s out of control and I’ve done the loo in

I’ve got to fix this mess, it’s such a bummer
So lost and alone, I need a plumber
  
(Verse 2)
When I’m sitting at home
Just me and my farts,
And you’re at the pub
Stealing some hearts

It turns me on
But it makes me sad
The thought of you  
With another man

I may be crying
But i’ve got a boner
It’s not the same without you
My little sperm donor
 
All I have is your pants
That sweet sweet smell
I love that ass
That big bouncing baby-bel

(Chorus)

Sad Man feat. Puffy Great Dad, Little Daughter & The Fiddler

(Verse 1)
Mid mid twenties gettin old nearly thirty
But the J A Bruhin feeling young and getting dirty
In a welsh town by the coast bitches wanna die for him
If he leave cardiff then some bitches gonna cry for him

All good cos he running the show
Got a Volkswagen he don’t need a Lambo
Iced out wrist and the yeezies on the toes
How you really flexin on the gang now tho?

Ooo let me say it again 
Jack a nice guy yeah you bet he my friend
We been homies through the thick and the thin
And that ain’t gonna change we gon’ ride til the end

Yuh Eh we met in year eight gonna celebrate
Who’d’a guessed the friendship we would cultivate
I’m an aries and he a taurus 
Here’s laurie with the mother fuckin chorus

(Chorus)
Yeah we got a birthday boy
Everybody put your hands up in the air
Blow the candles out
Make a wish and I know it will come true

I could jump for joy
Jack’s twenty five so everybody cheer (ayy)
We gon scream and shout
We love you Jack and we know you love us too

(Verse 2)
You don’t know Jack Bruhin? Yo that’s my friend 
Don’t see him that often but that’s my friend 
If I see him in the street I’d say that’s my friend 
I’d invite him to my house cos that’s my friend
Burn down your house if you hate my friend 
If your name is the police then you ain’t my friend 
This one i dedicate to my friend 
Cos the the boy Jack Bruhin is a saint my friend

Landed in wales like I just flew in 
Came to see ma lil homie Jack Bruhin 
Head to the pub and we go get two in 
Hit the strip club and see what them things doing 
Smack up the town like Jack Bruhin 
Homies the king of the barbecuing 
Time to bounce like we kangerooing
Jack forgives me for my evil doings

(Chorus)

Birthday Boy feat. DJ CR4Y, Pornbot Michael & LOZZA D

When I fell in love with your twin brother
It felt like the world was starting new
I had always dreamt of having siblings
Now those dreams are coming true

I can be your best friend
We can be an army
You can always talk to me, call me

They will never break us
Jack brought us together
We can be best friends forever

FREEEYAAA
FREEEYAAA

You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour

Help me pick a white dress for the wedding
We can do the things that gal pals do
Who knows what our fate is - where we’re heading
I just know I’m always backing you

I can be your best friend
We can be an army
You can always talk to me, call me

They will never break us
Jack brought us together
We can be best friends forever

FREEEYAAA
FREEEYAAA

You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour
You’re my maid of honour

Maid Of Honour

Filthiest Drop Ever - Matty Woodcock

JWLHBJB - DJ Disqus

Fuck Off Doswell feat. Nick Manij & MC S-Cool

A trance remix of Christian Soul artist, Linda Nnene's 'Surround Me'.
Original here: https://youtu.be/6FcSSm3XXwQ

Worthy To Be Raved

Hash Is Trash - DJ CR4Y x Willy Dizzle D

You Are The One - DJ CR4Y x Lozza D x Nick Manij x William Sanders

Credit to Freya Bruhin for the amazing artwork

Bruhin Desu (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Bruhin De2

Jack Bruhin it has been looong time
But in my heart I know you always will be my senpai
Please notice me it’s been so long since I have felt your touch 
I’m begging you oni-chan could you please play with my crotch

Ok maybe before I’ve come on way too strong, desu
But it’s because I cannot stop myself from loving you
This bond we have is way too strong for you to break apart
Please find a place for me somewhere in your kawaii heart  

^poetry

Bruhin De3

Fuckin down yo chimney with my motherfuckin present sack
Homies best been good or you aint gettin your possessions back
Mince pies laid out on the table i don’t want that pussy shit
There gon be no presents if you don’t leave me a  blunt, bitch

Three hos at a time is my motherfuckin catch phrase
Four hoes at a time now that’s how i like to get laid
Second day of christmas my main bitch gave to me
2 stinky nugs and a couple pounds of extra…

WEED is my shit and you better not forget that
Snooping round your house with my whip on your rooftop
Creepin on yo momma who be sleepin in her bed and
Sniffin on her stockings that you hung up downstairs

Bitches, weed, bling, mansions, money, sleighs, reindeer
Don’t talk to me about anything else cos i just don’t care
Got elven homies in the trap house wrappin up yo shit
If you’re listening and ain’t smokin then i’m rapping to a bitch

Don’t confuse coal with my mixtape if you’re stocking is on fire
Going round the world in one night but i’m never gettin tired
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen
With my main homie Rudolph up front fucking blazin

Got the presents all delivered and it even RNH
Fuckin up the mic with the way I enunciate
Christmas over i don’t give a fuck I’m always celebratin
See you next year, i got money to be generating

God Rest Ye Lit Gangstas Vox Mix

Fugabihwidalidon

Vocals: Puffy Great Dad & Little Daughter

Additional writing by Sass Holmes


It’s five pm. I’m running a bath
Pre-dinner disco with a face mask
I heard his voice for the first time
Had no choice, he had to be mine

That sweet little giggle, the norfolk twang
That sweet little tickle, on my wang
I slipped out the bath, my body was drippin’
From hearing all the records that he’d been flippin’

I had to find out more, what was his name?
My body was shaking, he’d set my heart aflame
I sent in a tweet, I was timid at first
Need a reply to quench my thirst

I did some searching I wanted answers
I found what I needed so I took my chances
It’s a long way but Brighton is the place
I’d do anything just to see your face    

Cos his name’s Jack Bruhin (ooh) oooh yeah (uuh)
And I think he’s the one (yeah) for me yeah
Cos his name’s Jack Bruhin (ooooooh say it again) 
And I think I’m in love (mmmmMMMMMM)

Walking round Brighton, seagulls in the sky
Looking for love and a real good time
Spot the fountainhead pub, fancied a sipple
Who knows what’s next?...square man nipples!

And there he was behind the bar
My dream man, my shining star 
Hair like ice, style like fire
And then he saw me staring, he sensed my desire

He beckoned me over, my heart was racing
Nervous at first but it felt amazing
We locked eyes, no words spoken
Back to his GOD his body was smokin’

Lost in deep blue eyes and hairy thighs
Think I woke up the neighbours with my cries
No one night stand, this was forever
Jack Bruhin’s the man who delivers the pleasure

Bruhin (ooh) oooh yeah (what what what)
And I think he’s the one (who now?) for me yeah
Cos his name’s Jack bruhin (what’s his name? What’s his name? Oh no. It’s Jack) 
And I think I’m in love (Heey I’m in the penis)

Cos his name’s jack bruhin (duh duh) oooh yeah (mmm mmm)
And I think he’s the one (I’m finished) for me yeah
Cos his name’s jack bruhin (yeah... that’s it) 
And I think I’m in love (thanks for listening…….baby)

Pleasure Man feat. Puffy Great Dad & Little Daughter

tee hee x

Jack Bruhin me love you so long but you make me cry (notice me)
Jack Bruhin me call you so much but you don’t reply (notice me)
Jack Bruhin me wish you’d see the love that’s in my eyes (notice me)
Jack Bruhin me cannot wait, I’ve got to be your bride (senpai)

Bruhin De4

Happy 22nd birthday to Jack Bruhin! Sadly this is the only track this year and due to technical difficulties, this isn't the final mix but it's close enough :P

Lyrics:

Jack bruhin I’m getting sick and tired of all these games
Namenna (なめんな - Don't underestimate me!), be mine, our love can’t wait
But oh, your blue eyes, they just won’t look my way
But if they did, they’d see kawaii (かわいい - Cute) koibito (恋人 - Lover)

Kokuhaku (告白 - Declaration of love). It’s true. My heart won’t beat when you are in the room
No doki doki (告白 - Heart beat). Please Jack whisper these words softly:
You’re the one, I see it now
I’ve been so blind but nani (何 - What)?! Wow!
To grow old with you is my heart’s desire
Makeru mon ka (負けるもんか - I’ll never give up) our love is on fire!

DJ CR4Y

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