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Commemorating One Year since the End of VvvvvaVvvvvvr. Featuring numerous VvvvvaVvvvvvr jokes and more...
Rest in piece V

Konga Conga Kappa (King VvvvvaVvvvvvr)

I didn't intend this to be a Valentines Day thing but now it is cause I forgot Valentines was a thing and this mashup just happens to fit the theme of love/relationships. And yes I'm technically late cause I'm Australian, but it's fine we don't exist anyway.
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AReaLfJIVms

Song list in order of appearance:
-INSTUMENTALS -
Say so - Doja Cat
New Light - John Mayer
-VOCALS-
Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
This Love - Maroon 5
Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy
In My Head - Jason Derulo
Die Young - Kesha
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Touch Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega
Stay The Night - Zedd

El Oh Vee Eee (Video in Description)

Soundclown ((!!!MAX FUNNY!!! GOES RIGHT TO THE FUNNY BONE!!!1))

here's a bad joke i made a while ago, finally put forth the effort into actually MAKING it

also, if this joke has been made before, i'm sorry

Doin It Mom

Fire Bon

Can't go a day without mama's filthy ramen. Mmmmmmmmmmm...
Acapella by Czechquors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUDxWl-VNxM
Video version by TheEditerEMH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRpzg_Ys1co&feature=youtu.be

Mom's Ramen

Mirage is a musical phenomenon that arises in the atmosphere due to refraction and total internal reflection of analog sound rays at the boundary between layers of trance of varying density, tribal ambient, and futuristic dub.

Thanks to this effect, the observer sees imaginary images of distant objects that are normally hidden behind the horizon, as well as their distorted shapes or reflections.

A mirage you can hear.
Right here.

Music by @lvrin-1
Mastered by Justin Drake.
Artwork by Igor Skaletsky.
Designed by Nikita Erokhin.

Golden Axe - Mirage

Hotline Paint

EDIT: if i knew this would get 300k plays i would have used a better thumbnail

Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Daft Punk - Get Lucky
Queen - Another One Bites The Dust
Big Sean - IDFWU
Linkin Park - Faint
Eurobeats - Discord
Smash Mouth - All Star
Toby Fox - Spider Dance
Eminem - So Far
Lazytown - We Are Number One
Rick James - Super Freak
Nirvana - Smells Like Team Spirit
and finally, Renai Circulation

one week but whenever he says a unit of time (except for two days) the instrumental changes

For Mashup Days. 
Here's an instrumental version that might go well with other acapellas:
https://soundcloud.com/noisemade/darety-eastwood-2000-instrumental-edition

DAREty Eastwood 2000 (Superfast Edition)

Jermbous

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗽𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 @midcall4 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗼.

The remastered version of this is now available on "Nevertheless, It's Time to Go.": https://soundcloud.com/midcall3/nevertheless-its-time-to-go-album
Also, how the hell does this track have 20k plays?
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Reuploaded because I just realized that Kazotsky Kick sounded offkey.

For anybody that can't understand what she's saying during the choruses, she says "I'm your little Russian spy."
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gttMk-ONjL8

Sources:
Boney M. - Rasputin
Mike Morasky - Soldier of Dance (Kazotsky Kick)
Smile.dk - Butterfly
Carlito - Russkij Pusskij

Little Russian Spy

actually made something good

i am David Lunch

follow my real music: https://linktr.ee/BRADOIS

Doin It Mom

David Lunch

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