Bullies watch yourselves
Got voices in my head
I'm the fuckin elf
Thats what Santa said

I'm the local freak
In my neighborhood
I haven't killed myself
But they wish I would

I hate the local kids
'Cause they bully me
But when I shit on them
They gon' fuckin see

These bitches on crack
They all think I'm retarded
You'll need a gas mask
The way I fucking farted

Don't know what I'm about
Cause I'm just getting started
My underwear can vouch
That I just fucking sharted

You think you're such a genius
You don't know dick from penis
I'm 'bout to be the cause of
Some fucking inconvenience

I'm leaving trails of poo
Around the whole school
Cleanup on aisle two
But bring a hazmat suit

And if you see my crew
Just take that as a clue
That you should watch where
You put your fucking shoe

'Cause me and all my friends
We don't wear depends
Just let that poop fall out the ankles of our pant legs

Yeah they don't know me yet
But they'll smell me soon
You know they didn't bet
On my poop typhoon

Crashing shit waves
Diarrhea rain
How that diaper taste
Check that poop stain

Board up your windows, y'all
'Cause there's a storm warning
I'm in that bathroom stall
From the night til the morning

And that shit might get boring
So I'll get right to storing
More poop for next time
You bully and ignore me

So just remember how 
that number two was pouring
When you think you can change
The way I write my story

Fart Planet

ATTENTION BULLIES

Shitting on the bullies

LYRICS:

Bullies watch yourselves
Got voices in my head
I'm the fucking elf
Thats what Santa said

I'm the local freak
In my neighborhood
I haven't killed myself
But they wish I would

I hate the local kids
'Cause they bully me
But when I shit on them
They gon' fuckin see

These bitches on crack
They all think I'm retarded
You'll need a gas mask
The way I fucking farted

Don't know what I'm about
Cause I'm just getting started
My underwear can vouch
That I just fucking sharted

You think you're such a genius
You don't know dick from penis
I'm 'bout to be the cause of
Some fucking inconvenience

I'm leaving trails of poo
Around the whole school
Cleanup on aisle two
But bring a hazmat suit

And if you see my crew
Just take that as a clue
That you should watch where
You put your fucking shoe

'Cause me and all my friends
We don't wear depends
Just let that poop fall out the ankles of our pant legs

Yeah they don't know me yet
But they'll smell me soon
You know they didn't bet
On my poop typhoon

Crashing shit waves
Diarrhea rain
How that diaper taste
Check that poop stain

Board up your windows, y'all
'Cause there's a storm warning
I'm in that bathroom stall
From the night til the morning

And that shit might get boring
So I'll get right to storing
More poop for next time
You bully and ignore me

So just remember how
that number two was pouring
When you think you can change
The way I write my story

dj fart stain