Double Toasted: SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SH*T

FIGHT CLUB – This episode of Sammy Ain’t Seen Sh*t (our retro review show) has Sammy, Korey and special guest Miss Mia discussing the 1999 cult classic, Fight Club! This was one of the most requested episodes and we go all in as we discuss the deeper meanings of this film!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN S**T!!! - FIGHT CLUB

DIE HARD – In the LAST episode of the year of Sammy Ain’t Seen Shit (our retro review show) Sammy and Ian are joined by Will Valle as they discuss the grandfather of modern action movies, Die Hard! Will is known for his unpopular opinions, but what will he have to say about something he actually likes? Tune in as Sammy finally learns what the true meaning of Christmas is!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN S**T!!! - DIE HARD

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BATTLEFIELD EARTH – We continue our voyage through some really bad Sci-Fi movies with what some would consider the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME, “Battlefield Earth!” Sammy and Ian could not do this one alone, so we brought on another dynamic duo to join us, Korey Goodwin and Patrick Girts!!!

Can the four of us really review something that has destroyed many a friendship and filmmaker mind and keep our shit together? Will Ian finally punch Sammy in the face for making him watch garbage? FIND OUT NOW!!!

SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SH*T - BATTLEFIELD EARTH (Retro Review)

INDEPENDENCE DAY – In honor of the upcoming 4th of July holiday, Sammy and Ian are reviewing a film from both of their childhoods, “Independence Day!” Will Sammy still be welcomed to Earf? Will Ian be able to handle Jeff Goldblum’s virus? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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Independence Day is a 1996 American science fiction action film directed and co-written by Roland Emmerich.

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: INDEPENDENCE DAY (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

PLANET OF THE APES – Korey is gearing up for his wedding this week, so Sammy, Ian and Special Guest MARTIN THOMAS will be getting a head start on next week’s show with 1968’s “Planet of the Apes!” Will Sammy realize he’s home? Will Ian blow it up? Will Martin goddamn us all to hell? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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PLANET OF THE APES - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
Planet of the Apes is a 1968 American science fiction film where an astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet in the distant future where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species, and humans are the oppressed and enslaved.

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: PLANET OF THE APES (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

BLUE VELVET – In this week’s SECOND Sammy Ain’t Seen Shit, Sammy and Ian take on, in honor of Twin Peaks, one of the most strangely intense movies that Sammy has seen with David Lynch’s “Blue Velvet!” Will Sammy understand why King Koopa is asking weird sexual things? Does Ian want to go for a ride? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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DAVID LYNCH'S BLUE VELVET - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
In honor of the return of Twin Peaks, we are watching Blue Velvet, which is a 1986 American neo-noir mystery film, written and directed by David Lynch, where the discovery of a severed human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a beautiful, mysterious nightclub singer and a group of psychopathic criminals who have kidnapped her child.

Check out the full episode of Sammy Ain't Seen Shit where we go into further spoilers and deeper discussions about Frank Booth's freakouts, sexual violence, Kenneth Anger's homoerotic films, avant garde film and a pre wedding interview with Korey Coleman and Mia!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: BLUE VELVET (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

THE FIFTH ELEMENT – Sammy and Ian are back on an early version of Sammy Ain’t Seen Shit, where we take on Luc Besson’s “The Fifth Element” in anticipation of his new film “Valerian!” Will Sammy find his MultiPass? Will Ian find love in a cheetah print costume? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!!

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THE FIFTH ELEMENT - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
In honor of Luc Besson's newest film "Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets" Sammy and Ian are reviewing his previous Sci Fi film The Fifth Element!

The Fifth Element is a 1997 English-language French science-fiction action film directed and co-written by Luc Besson. It stars Bruce Willis, Chris Tucker, Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich.

Primarily set in the 23rd century, the film's central plot involves the survival of planet Earth, which becomes the responsibility of Korben Dallas (Willis), a taxicab driver and former special forces major, after a young woman Leeloo (Jovovich) falls into his cab. Dallas joins forces with her to recover four mystical stones essential for the defense of Earth against an impending attack.

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: THE FIFTH ELEMENT (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

DAWN OF THE DEAD – Sammy and Ian pay tribute to the passing of George Romero by watching the zombie classic “Dawn of the Dead!” Will Sammy blow the head off of someone? Will Ian find any more room in hell? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: DAWN OF THE DEAD (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

JOHN WICK – In honor of Atomic Blonde this weekend, Sammy and Ian are trying something new as we take on a more recent film that Sammy Ain’t Seen, with David Leitch’s directorial debut “John Wick!” Will Sammy be able to find John a new dog? Will Ian be able to avoid the Baba Yaga? FIND OUT NOW!!!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: JOHN WICK (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

THE OOGIELOVES AND THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE – In honor of The Double Toasted 3rd Year Anniversary Extravaganza, Sammy and Ian take on one of the strangest films to ever see a movie theater “The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure!” Will Sammy be able to stop saying “OOH, OOH?” Will Ian want to have sex with a window? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: THE OOGIELOVES (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

CHILD’S PLAY – Sammy and Ian, in honor of “Annabelle: Creation,” are taking a look at another spooky doll coming to life with the original “Child’s Play!” Will Sammy want to give Chucky a hug? Will Ian be able to kill it with fire? FIND OUT THIS AFTERNOON!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: CHILD'S PLAY (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

THE TERMINATOR – In honor of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” being released in theaters next week, Sammy and Ian take on the first film in the series “The Terminator!” Will Sammy be back? Will Ian come with us if he wants to live? FIND OUT TONIGHT!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: THE TERMINATOR (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

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TERMINATOR 2: Judgement Day – In honor of it’s 3D re-release in theaters this week, Sammy and Ian review one of the highest regarded action films of all time, “Terminator 2: Judgement Day!”

T2 is a 1991 American science-fiction action film co-written, produced and directed by James Cameron. It is the sequel to the 1984 film The Terminator, and the second installment in the Terminator franchise. Terminator 2 follows Sarah Connor and her ten-year-old son John as they are pursued by a new, more advanced Terminator, the liquid metal, shapeshifting T-1000, sent back in time to kill John Connor and prevent him from becoming the leader of the human resistance. A second, less advanced Terminator is also sent back in time to protect John.

The film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Robert Patrick, with Edward Furlong also in its principal cast as John Connor

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

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POLTERGEIST: In honor of the passing of Tobe Hooper this week, Sammy and Ian review his iconic horror film “Poltergeist!” Will Sammy’s Catholic upbringing influence his reviews? Is Ian creeped out by tiny blonde girls? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

Poltergeist is a 1982 American supernatural horror film directed by Tobe Hooper. Steven Spielberg wrote and produced, but had a clause in his contract to prevent him from directing another movie while he made E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Therefore, Hooper was selected to direct based on his work on The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. It is the first and most successful entry in the Poltergeist film series. 

Set in a California suburb, the plot focuses on a family whose home is invaded by malevolent ghosts that abduct the family's younger daughter.

STARRING: Craig T Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Heather O'Rourke, and Zelda Rubinstein.

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: POLTERGEIST (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

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IT (1990) - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: 
With the release of the new “IT” film this week, Sammy and Ian review their first TV miniseries with 1990’s rendition of the classic Stephen King novel! Will Sammy be a fat boy and kiss Pennywise? Will Ian float too? FIND OUT NOW!!!

IT is a 1990 American-Canadian supernatural horror drama miniseries directed by Tommy Lee Wallace from the Stephen King novel. The story revolves around a predatory alien shapeshifter which has the ability to transform itself into its prey's worst fears, allowing it to exploit the phobias of its victims. It mostly takes the form of a sadistic, wisecracking clown called Pennywise played by Tim Curry. 

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: IT (1990) (RETRO MOVIE REVIEW)

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Requiem for a Dream - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
In honor of Darren Aronofsky’s new film “Mother,” Ian joins Sammy in his first experience with Darren Aronofsky with his 2000 film “Requiem for a Dream!” Will Sammy get his proper fix with this movie? Will Ian get tired of them using the same damn song all the time? FIND OUT NOW!!!

Requiem for a Dream is a 2000 American psychological drama film directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Ellen Burstyn, Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, and Marlon Wayans. The film is based on the novel of the same name by Hubert Selby, Jr.

The film depicts four different forms of drug addiction, which lead to the characters’ imprisonment in a world of delusion and reckless desperation that is subsequently overtaken by reality, thus leaving them as hollow shells of their former selves.

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: REQUIEM FOR A DREAM RETRO MOVIE REVIEW

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Raging Bull - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: RAGING BULL: 
In honor of the passing of legendary boxer Jake LaMotta, Sammy joins Ian in HIS first time watching the classic biopic “Raging Bull” in a very special episode of “IAN AIN’T SEEN SHIT!” Will Sammy be an animal? Will Ian fuck your wife? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!! 

Raging Bull is a 1980 American biographical black-and-white sports drama film directed by Martin Scorsese. From Jake LaMotta's memoir Raging Bull: My Story, it stars Robert De Niro as Jake LaMotta, an Italian American middleweight boxer whose self-destructive and obsessive rage, sexual jealousy, and animalistic appetite destroyed his relationship with his wife and family. 

Also featured in the film are Joe Pesci as Joey, LaMotta's well-intentioned brother and manager who tries to help Jake battle his inner demons, and Cathy Moriarty as his wife. The film features supporting roles from Nicholas Colasanto, Theresa Saldana, and Frank Vincent. Despite receiving mixed initial reviews (and criticism due to its violent content), it went on to garner a high critical reputation, and is now often considered Scorsese's magnum opus and one of the greatest films ever made. 

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: RAGING BULL RETRO MOVIE REVIEW

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THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: Sammy and Ian get a head start on “The Spooktacular Series” of horror films during the month of October with the modern day classic “The Silence of the Lambs!” Next week we have to skip due to “Blade Runner 2049’s” release! Will Sammy enjoy some fave beans and a nice chianti? Will Ian do that weird sucking noise? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS RETRO MOVIE REVIEW

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Blade Runner - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
BLADE RUNNER: In honor of the release of “Blade Runner: 2049,” Sammy and Ian skip “The Spooktacular Series” of horror films this week as they take on 1982’s “Blade Runner – The Final Cut!” Will Sammy watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate? Is it Ian’s time to die? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SHIT: BLADE RUNNER RETRO MOVIE REVIEW

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Jason X - RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:
JASON X: Continuing “The Spooktacular Series” this October with scary films Sammy Ain’t Seen, we take this Thursday the 12th to prepare for Friday The 13th as we take on the 10th film in the “Friday The 13th” franchise, “Jason X!” Will Sammy be able to handle all the early 2000s CG? Will Ian want to make his own sexbot? FIND OUT TONIGHT!!!

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Double Toasted: SAMMY AIN'T SEEN SH*T

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