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YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS BATTLES

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette
Eddiefrb as Phone Guy (cameo)

Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Grill ya like Afton so that this kid cannot spring her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milks you so hard, call you Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And then suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -

Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
What’s a little tacky gross out horror to the modern internet’s jumpscare king
It sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A manic that’s as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for Episode 12 like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Quit giving’ gifts to little kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other friends, Puppet, I’m wicked with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… for once I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The bars I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma left scars more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Were poor in the past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is all that loves ya
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You’re detached from reality and this battle was your last chance
So try to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t.


Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Salad Fingers Illustrated by CyanCoat

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Connor Quest as Arceus
CamVGRB as Giratina

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Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

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Just a cool guy that loves music video games and pizza

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Ok the last 20 people who followed me can tell me what you’re gacha life of (because i am getting a YouTube gaming and gacha life coming next winter) and if you don’t have it give me you roblox fortnite discord and more and you will be in my YouTube videos and you get to choose what songs i post love you guys 😘.
Decode my name  do not tell anyone tell me and i will get the first 5 people get something........

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And you get to choose a side story in my gacha life (btw I will make a YouTube channel and I game and do gacha life tell my by my bio what I should name it)





  I love Pokémon and my favorite is greninja and unberon and my favorite legendarys are zygard and giratina.I love FNAF my favorites are Foxy, Mangle and Nightmare, golden freddy and puppet..(and I ship Foxy and Mangle plz don’t judge.)I love marvel my favorite superhero’s are Iron man and venom (he is a anti hero so it counts)
My favorite villains are Galactis and thanos.And I love God with all my heart.And I love gacha life.￼And I love fortnite.I am a boy.I am 12 and my bday is March 4.




(I am bulled a lot if it is cyber bullying are just bullying. That happens because I am nice)
 Plz find the love in your heart to not bully kids like me anymore don’t bully anybody WHO IS ON THIS EARTH!!!!!!!!


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I can not see my mom and my dad is in a better place now I want to feel loved the only thing I have is God and that is all I need.




I lost every bodie love...😣😖




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