(prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)


WHITEDIRT, Hoe
I’m Jed the sloth they know
I can say anything that I want 
Anytime that I want
Who gon pop me tho? 
Don’t act like you my bro
Really you was my foe
I’m cuttin all this dead weight 
Then hanging them by they toes 
Surrounded by nothing but pussy
Only thing left in my city
You painted a BLM picture 
Then print it & sold it on Etsy
You hangry you act like a Becky
You bitch about all the graffiti 
Let’s gets some margs & tacos  
You faker than Jay Decote 
Back in the heat of the summer
You was still standing right with me
Winter turned your blood cold
You only can do what is easy
You say you never saw a dime
You know now that’s a lie
You was blowin all your money on them cocaine lines
I’m sick & tired of fuckin being the only bad guy
You know I ooze machismo 
Just like Razor that’s my hero
This is an insurrection 
I row up in my peereaux 
Attacking redneck incels 
You can call me chemo 
It’s bonsai time like Yoko
Big Sexy like I’m Diesel 
Big cap boy that’s a nono 
They stitch you up like Lilo 
Got 4K for my slow mo
Amore for my people 
Rosanna I’m like Toto
You thought you was my equal 

So is you through or is done done done done
Anytime I drop a song that bih gon bump bump bump bump
I lick that pussy with my tongue tongue tongue tongue 
I’m all up in your shit I don’t hear nun nun nun nun 

Bout to hold the strap like Hitman
Bouta kill a rapist like hitman
pussy boy the heeby Jeebies 
Boy it’s on sight if you see me
Betta hope ya homeboys don’t jump in 
All these crack heads wanna be me
Boy you couldn’t get wish from a genie 
Dog I been knew you was creepy 
Fucked up zoomin on the coffee
Never be lazy couldn’t be me
Woke up girl right beside me
She said daddy will you put it up inside me 
built my own brand like I’m Nike
Bonemold belt that Telvoni 
Even if you paid could sign me 
Been a couple days couldn’t find me
Yeah that big Jed he the papi 
All the me hate cuz I’m cocky 
Got the blade on my like hockey 
Got my own way like I’m pocky

Walk up in the place
Straight up in your face
What was that you said 
Yuh yuh 
You thought I was playin

HEELTURN

(prod) DJJEDTHVSLOTH
She get hers and I get mines
She be with me on the grind
Doin make up bakin pies
She gets hers and I gets mines
And she always stay fine
——————
I’m the MILFHUNTER but she call me my name
She grew up louisiana surrounded by sugarcane
Yeah she got a lot of pride
She know how to play the game
She know how to shoot a pistol
how to love on a mane
Her baby daddy miss her
But she don’t feel the same
She love how I kiss her on her neck in the rain
She make me a drink and then go fix me a plate
She want to take a picture when we out on a date
—————
She be stepping over legos on her way to the mall
She be outta town this weekend with her son playin ball
As she lay in the sun lookin good than a mug
She been bumpin Lainey Wilson
Got a dump like a truck
We be slidin down highland with her hand on my nuts
I just took her to Mansuiers
Cause she a good lil slut
When my mind fucked up she dig me outta my rut
She Someone I can trust
She know that I’m the big buck

PLAYBAW

(prod) JEDTHESLOTH

She an Alphamilf 
She be on her shit
She taken care of her children 
Hang with nothing but queens cause she say it take a village 
Never late for work 
Now she never safe for work 
She say she made 100 bands just from starting a Twitter 

She a wonder women 
She take her family to Disney 
Baby daddy cool 
But he always keep her stressin 
Put her in the mood 
I’m Jed this my profession 
Take her by the necklace 
Next thing now we naked 
Hit the slippin slide 
Birthday party for her youngest 
Power Ranger cake 
We slip away and now she toungin 
Toungin on my dumplings 
She stay way out in the country 
She know all the cops 
So she be doing what she wanting 
She want to fuck with me 
Dad body but I’m still hungry 
I don’t need no munchkins 
She submit to my gumption 
She a good girl 
I’m addicted to that monkey 
In in a milfs world squirrel lookin for something

ALPHAMILF

Notorious But Glorious

*VIDEO*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhXLE6KoWw
Turn Up the Dopethrone
Living happily for me - was never meant to be
You search the seven seas - but you won't though
Too busy just chasing pussy - I promise I never sleep
Sometimes I forget to eat - So I come of the street
And I pull up a seat - and I put on my headphones
And welcome the Silence of Me Eternally
Who has but yet to turn on me?
Express these emotions - handle these matters internally
Underground residency - I stared at $10 a beat
Now I went overseas - the Virus can enter me
Louisiana to Tennessee
The sixes they come in 3's - I'm and Ebeneezer (or - "I'm in Ever Need")
So just watch your knees 

Have you been getting lazy podnuh? - With laser rifles
Grand Theft Auto - Through them flood waters
Attention from your daughter - Leave her with relatives
She start bangin Type O Negative - Taking resin hits
Her father her neck will never be red as his
Ain't it a shame how you cannot complain in America
Fuck Tomi Lahren - Got bat shit in Mascara
Chaos and terror - my flow got a case of Cholera 
Bubble head lights - shining in the night
It'll be alright - if we make this high tide

TVRN UP THV DOPXTHRONE (prod. The Virus And Antidote)*VIDEO IN THE DESCRIPTION*

Prod. https://soundcloud.com/gasbeats
MUSIC VIDEO 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iIz00MXPsk

Bark At The Dark (prod. GV$ Beats) *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

Prod. https://soundcloud.com/hnrk93
Featuring - WXLFE of the https://soundcloud.com/graveyardboyz

JOHNTHORNE

Mr. Clout ft. WXLFE (prod. HNRK)

Prod. https://soundcloud.com/tayonthetrack

Black Confetti (prod. Tay on the Track)

Prod. https://soundcloud.com/stereoryze
Featuring https://soundcloud.com/project-pat-official

Shirley Temple ft. Project Pat (prod. stereoRYZE)

Prod. https://soundcloud.com/willie612
Featuring - https://soundcloud.com/blackksmurf

James Rolfe ft. Black Smurf (prod. Willie G)

(prod. @djjedthvsloth) 
Cover Art: @Phosfiendish 
The Underground of the Underground
Erase the mage of siege
The overlord & the gate to keep
The only one who sees

Propagate to the secret creed 
For those who need to eat
Come forsworn lord with his sword unsheathed
Accommodate for the dragon's keep

There'll come a day 
weather the wondered way
Someone will pay 
Under the thunder way down under 
where they plunder all the graves
Digging through the hay
Brimstone & Them Bones
Where temples bang Deftones
I watched you change
Never pay to play
This is how you make a day
Slashing every single peasant in your way
Making every single president a saint
All the details is irrelevant  
Let that chain hang mane
Let that thang bang, dang 
Vet that young dame mane
Catch that young thang mane
Suck that bee sting
Your succubus sees me
& I bring the pain
While the lamb is still screaming 
As I wipe the stain

Ride that dragon through the crimson night
My love lost alot of blood tonight
Old man used to be alot like me
The apple don't fall too far from the tree

COME FORSWORN LORD

(prod. @Djjedthvsloth)

featuring @Xvnnieclvus

Cover art: @Phosfiendish

DJJEDTHVSLOTH
I just drank a pot of coffee now it's really up
If you gonna pull it pull it make decisions with your nuts
I'm tryin to fuck with Gwenith Paltrow put that enema in her butt
Shoot my shot I shot my shot normalizing with precision cuts
I'm fixing to hit your sister up see if she wanna play put put
Got her bangin Jesus Piece & now she wanna sleep with me
I'm dangerous
Open up a circle pit until we form a cloud of dust
Even your moma fuck with us
Push a mother fucker if he try to act tough
Push a Mother fucker, get him in the corner, loving on his woman, never seen in coming, sworm him like a hornet
I'ma leave her wet cause I'm coming live from the swamp
She say sashay by & I say ce bon
You know I'm on fire Your ol man a ponk
I work my ass off to get what I want
I bring the rain and you bring the salt
So then we smash off with her in the trunk

XVNNIE CLVUS
Pull up to the spot with all them drugs on me
aint nobody flex like me askin for a feature thats gon cost a fee
Aint no shit for free aint nobody passin me
Bitch I keep that recipe Xan man on a killin streak
Fuck boy up up out your seat cause HB got that fuckin key
Hustle bros on the fuckin streets all that barkin you gon catch this heat
Fuck boy obsolete you sippin on that cut ass lean
All my drugs is so supreme my whole squad we stay on fleek
Cause we chasin for that cream bitch boy you can catch that fade
When you go and change your face aint nobody switchin lanes
Head walks when we drop that bass stackin mulah with my gang
Bitch I'm in and out the bank I'm really bout a paper chase
Ain't no time for petty games check these faggots for a change
Cause rap just ain't the same all these rappers so called grindin bitch you lame
Xan man put these pussy rappers in their grave I bring the real underground from the city of hate

HOOK
This is a Mf Crovvkill a Crovvdkill
Don't stand still there ain't no man chill

#WHITEDIRT

CROVVDKILL ft. XVNNIE CLVUS

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

featuring: @Blackksmurf

They say I'm nothing but a river rat 
Who the fuck is that?
I threw them a change up 
Came back with a plaque 
Grew up on that River Queen 
Moved to New Orleans
Find me down on Willow Street
I'm white like Pistol Pete 
Marching like a second line 
Pumas on my feet 
Wassup to my listeners 
That keep me on repeat
I do not complain no
I just tend to mane up
I never thought I'd see 
All these women after me

For the past two years I been busting my ass
Came a long way since Dark Green Cadillac
Pull up in the Hummer throw you in the back 
Pretty white woman want a sip of my jack
Wanna reach in my sack 
I do not react
Peel back that green hat as I link to the past
Break a bitch in half
Just like I'm Project Pat

RIVXRVT feat. Black Smurf

V I D E O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZALUyYWHwUc

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Outside 
of the city light
Can you remember where they had dumped your wife
Just a little child 
On a little isle 
Will you stay here with me 
Just a little while 

Take that light away 

As I draw my cape 
You can still see my eyes
Sunk into my face 
Hidden cypress knees 
What's inside of me
Not what used to be
The anxiety 
Of just being mean 

Inside 
Rewind 
Be mine 
Blood drawn 
Swamp songs
Break dawn
Forsworn 
Before long

Hidden Cypress Knees *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Hit the shell station 
For the red bull fix
Shawty don't know 
Who the hell she playin with
Put her in the Sharpshooter make her moan like a bitch
I deliver pelvic thrust like im Das Wunderkind
A good Christian woman 
With a head full of sin
Dabble with the role play cause she like to pretend
I'm a deep dark secret as she let me in 
Everytime we play the game she gon let me win

I can't fit the the magnum so I hit it rawdog
Yeah she raw dog 
We had it thumpin like a sawn off
A thing for domination 
Screaming under black light
Grip that neck tight for that act right

Back at it again
Cause she got a twin
Plus she got some friends
I'm up like up like a blimp 
The life of a vamp 
Now I gotta camp
I got her damp 
I pull out the stamp 
& nipple clams
I be like damn 
I come from the south 
So I be like mam 

Come on over baby you could fuck me up
Now we in the clear she got that new mirena
Without a question lady this was neverlove
She just want it now, she want it raw, she want it rough

Bitches running up cause they know I'm tough
She just want a hug 
But she let me fuck 
Dont know who she for
Hit her in the tub
Everything consensual
Before the show she wish me luck
She still try to hit me up

She a pawg 
She work at the mall
She don't fuck with yal
Had her speakin Spanish up against the wall
Met her in the fall
She don't like to talk
She just like um tall 
So I got the call
Hit her in the stall

Plus I hit her raw 
She don't care at all 
Sit up on my log
We just like to ball

Good golly Miss Molly
She ready like Freddy 
And body posi
I'm the assignment
My shakra alignment 
I fit the climate
I guess I'm inspiring
I'll never hate
I will & my praise you 
Dont let it phase you
That I'll never date you 
Ok boo

Mirena

(prod. @the-virus-uk)

Was you looking for someone to blame?
Well blame me

Not fuckin with none of yal fuckboyz
All of yall are fuckboyz

I am the keeper of the crypt 
And I am the demon of every single entity 
Every passion to pit 
All the mother's they love me 
like my name was Dr. Lipschitz
Im Jed Lugosi 
Down the dark hall 
Where the creepers can creep
Come closer come closer
Cause I need to drink
The walls just keep closing 
As you start to sink

Nothing but headlights 
As you dip underwater
I grip your neck tight 
baptism by your master
I cam to undertake
Too late to call the paster
You take your final blink
Come forth eternal bastard

BLVME MX (prod. The Virus and Antidote)

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Ive waited a very long time
For you

I wanted to blow brains
Looking in the mirror make me wanna slit my vein
I needed to heal my pain 
I wanted to hurt myself
Until you felt the same way
Sludging through the rain
Cigarette after a cigarette 
Bumpin the Zigurotte
I could not keep all my feelings at Bay 
Torturing myself 
with visions of you every moment of the day

Came here to watch you play
cause I missed you so much 

They murdered my unborn child
Seems I am free of the devil for now
The same way the same way
I fucking hope she feels the same way
Cause God forbid you take that dream away 
The selfishness was there a better way? A better way? 
One day I'll have to pay 
My mother cried 
My father ran away

Cause you was never such a father to me
Just a bother to me

I'm just the same way

Otis Jedding

V I D E O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKnPZF5MD4

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Look I come from nothing 
But rednecks pushin my buttons 
Single mother mother made me something to behold 
I'm Drippin blood 
Running in & out the front door
Just to be honest I'm the only one that knew this was coming
You was stuntin

Money do you love me?
Sometimes I can't say
But money make me ugly 
That's why she reward for the loyalty

Money do you love me? 
Them houndogs running 
I'm cutting 
This wind I'm suckin 
Got me duckin 
Through the shrubery 
Im lucky cuz lil Moma still want to suck me
No lubby dubby 
but Don't hug me 
When I be hiding from the authority

She is but a slave to the nummy gummy 
She break it down & pass it around to all of them other hoes 
It goes up her nose
Premium snaps 
A shotgun shack with 10 rented rooms 
Walk down the hall all the way to the back 
The walls is painted black

Money do you love me? 
Perchin in the swamp 
Open the spillway 
Spinners in my box 
Love when I get paid 
Venison in the Crock-Pot 
Bring the shit my way 
I'll leave you in the waste high

Fuck what a bitch say 
I'm Acadian Jedi 
I'll put ya moma on my team 
Gotta bangin ghetty green 
When you father walk in 
She'll tell him baby it ain't what it seem
As I got her by the neck where she can barely breathe

Servin up creampie cause her tubes tied 
Is it too tight? 
Man She love it when I whip her with a pistol 
then she tell me that she miss me 
And them other mfs never really been about that life
It's gon be a hot one tonight
She love on herself as I pull out the knife
Setting up the cam at the hunting camp
Rented minivan 
VHS up on the stand 
She do not care bout her man 
As I hit record 
Something that I must have said done struck a chord 
She don't want no more 
She fall to the floor
She said that it took a piece of something from her soul
Lucifer scorn 
Let it take control
the life of a whore

Acadian Jedi *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Ever since I was a child I've been 
Steadily digging holes

You put your faith in God 
Do what you're told
I'm walking where the weathers hot
Make your body cold 
Time to get the fuck out of Dodge
I feel at home
You feel alone
As it starts to snow 

You could get vexed
Hand through your chest
I loot your nest 
I took your ex 
Infinite Jeds
Embalming is calming
I'm summoned through fire 
Like I'm Pumpkinhead
This is your last hoorah
You stranded with a flat tire
You feel like you might die
Suprise 
Blood drippin from the sink
I see this in your eyes
I put you up under the ground
I just cannot sympathize
You cower just like a fearful child
Your woman been cheating
You turn a blind eye 
Cause you ain't got not pride
Now you meet your demise

The lies, the feelings 
The pride, the pain
The flies, Deceitful
The swamp, the rain
The phonk, the heathens
The demons , you see them 
I am the Undertaker & I've come to undertake

Underground Undertaker

(Prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJvo6u7YBcM

I'm that big motherfucker from the swap 
Pussy boy what you want 
You either want it or dont
Electric Wizard in my trunk 
I'm Tabby Thomas with Phonk
Give me that record I'ma make that bitch bomp
I'm the two headed dog
I'm Sleep with the drone
Bumpin TrillPhonk
Rasin canes with the sauce 
I'm lookin for that bank roll
Hell bent 
Eating steak & srimp
the Vampire Pimp
Environment Violent 
808 & Violen
401k Retirement
Now you know a little bit about me dog
About to dig a ditch for a rich bitch
Said the big mane down by the sugarcane 
I gotta brain 
But they rather bring you this pain
So when the rivermane came 
Play the game bring the chain
Just to let that man hang
Dang

Vampire Pimp - *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

*VIDEO* 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WoCO7JBrSE

(prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH) 

Tallest MF in the room won't stop
They mad as a MF cause they ain't no sloth
Bow down 
Pussy boy now down 
I'm not the one you want to fuck with 
I put these wannabe rappers in the ground
Don't need no crown 
I need a rack I need it now
I see the crowd
I'm off that loud 
You in the back 
Scared to come out
I got two women on my couch 
They making out
Promoter hand me that envelope 
What I'm supposed to be worried about

X2
Digging holes is all I know 
I put you in the ground you gone

It's the peak season for hot peppers
Pop your white head like pressure
I love a bad dirty ass bitch like Kesha
Excuse my banter
I was raised up on project patuh
I'm bout my chetta
The cheese 
The bread 
Understand what I'm sayin
I come up with nothing but dumb mfs in my class
Now you working for the city cutting grass
Or these face ass rappers 
JC Penny's folding pants
You really one of my fans
If I put you on
You'd dap me off 
You'd say "Im really sorry man"
Meanwhile I've worked for all I ha ve
My shows be going up but you just a Hologram

Yeah you just a holagram
I come from the dirt 
I come from the land

Sound like you know who I am 
You know what next
You know this the end

Bow down pussy boy bow down
I'm the Undertaker of this whole Underground
Keep running your mouth I'll write a hit about your moms

Return Of The Living Sloth (VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION)

Y E A U X S H I

Blackjack John

Thankful For My PAWG

HONKEY PHONK MANE (prod. Apoc Krysis)

(prod. @djjedthvsloth)

VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JasyyftRS5w

Jed the Hitman Hart *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

(prod. @apoc_krysis)
V I D E O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjUC3gpbT0

M I L F H V N T E R (prod. Apoc Krysis) *VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION*

SAVAGE GARDEN (prod. Swiger)

Soulja Rees (prod. Swiger)

M I L F C I T Y

(prod. DJJEDTHVSLOTH)

Blessed are the forgetful in life
I wonder where she is tonight 
Have I gone way too far this time
I’ll see you on the dark side

On the dark side
I could stay for the rest of my life 
Now I know you could never be mine
Take a leap girl I hope you can fly

It’s too late for the tears don’t you cry
It’s too soon I can hear don’t you lie
Took a chance on the man that I am
Now I float into space again

Place a foot on the window seal 
Grow wings and forget your fears
Do you think that God’s asleep
Take a drink hope it ain’t that deep

#WHITEDIRT

Dark Side Of The Milf

"C'MOWN" prod. SWIGER COMING SOON
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