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Inspired by and titled for recent time spent with my son in Los Angeles

Three Nights in LA

on wings of wax into the sun

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

"Twat Rot" is the first single off our album "Whorlando", a song about when your girlfriend smells funky.
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LYRICS:

Ooh girl, you smell like seafood
Your hygiene routine ain't that good
Smells like the Seattle Pike Place
Your stench is such a disgrace
Wash your hooha with some douche
Squeeze it in and give it a swoosh
Nobody here is in the mood
For any stanky, stanky seafood

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchy drink 

Vagisil will kill that smell
Hit those odors where they dwell
Practice feminine hygiene
Keep that hoohoo very clean
Like a Long John Silvers dish
Stanky like a rotten fish
I don't know why you can't tell
You've got a funky, funky smell

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be Corvina? (No!)
Is it Barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got a nasty case of twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee you!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

Bitch, you smell like dead fish
Ma'am you smell like clam
Don't wanna be mean
But you smell like sardine
Don't mean to be crass
But you smell like sea bast
Won't you take it from me?
You smell like anchovy

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee yew!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

"What's that smell?"

Twat Rot

Jam-P.N on the Decks
in the mix:
the last unicorn-amerika
white paper-sonic propaganda
centipede-steve redhead
faliekant-steve redhead
sincfala-steve redhead
gestas-stigmata
mantis-stigmata
the chosen of prophecy-steve redhead
native-sonic propaganda
kwaidan-stigmata
amorphous-andre walter, stigmata
memory biases-stigmata
void alluvion-stigmata
black hush-stigmata
nothing left-non cyclic
dance of dispair-steve redhead
schizophrenia-danny wabit

Listen to this and make some trouble

Closer	3:08	Iceboy Violet/Nueen	Closer	2024
Cold Blooded (original mix)	5:17	Afrasyab	Cold Blooded	2024
Your Art	1:57	Peggy Gou	I Hear You	2024
Affirmations (feat Tendai - extended mix)	4:55	T.Williams	Emotions	2024
Mt. Miss U	2:48	Cor.Ece	Been Here Before (Explicit)	2024
Alone	6:04	A.M.R (DE)/Idd Aziz	Alone	2024
Optimism From 2019	5:46	???	HEADSET006	2024
Six Tributaries	4:16	Nye	Head Beamz	2024
GEWITTER IM SOMMER	2:13	AceAcer	GEWITTER IM SOMMER	2024
Sensitive (extended mix)	4:12	T.Williams	Emotions	2024
Scram City (Brendon Moeller House dub)	5:07	Lost Souls Of Saturn	Scram City (Brendon Moeller Remixes)	2024
Far Away	3:56	Bobcat	BALLISTIC DISCO	2024


#475 / ELECTRONiCS / Far Closer Mix

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Krispy Kreme

Essential MIX 7

GOGO GADGET BLAST

Guitar-centric sound painting with multi-layered sonic colors. Recorded in Studio One Professional using a Fender Tone Master Pro pedal board, and a PRS SE Custom 24 guitar. Other sounds triggered with a Komplete Kontrol S49 keyboard, as well as some loops.

I'd Do It All Again

Crazy Afrobeat	4:54	Tony Allen	Home Cooking	2002
Water No Get Enemy	6:06	D'Angelo, Femi Kuti & Macy Gray Feat. Roy Hargrove, Nile Rodgers, The Soultronics & Positive Force	Red Hot + Riot	2002
Life Is A Trip	5:44	BROWN, Gypsy	Life Is A Trip	2008
Superfunky Bird	4:05	LIGHTNING HEAD	Message To The Tribes	2009
Sugar Cane (Lack Of Afro remix)	4:33	BAHAMA SOUL CLUB, The	The Mighty British Series (remixes)	2009
Nassau Jam (SMOOVE's Funky Jam remix)	6:00	BAHAMA SOUL CLUB, The	The Mighty British Series (remixes)	2009
Positive Vibe (original 7 Inch Boogie mix)	3:48	BAH SAMBA/ROY AYERS	Positive Vibe	2010
Let's Funk	4:34	Quasamodo	Manmade Feature Funk Vol 1	2010

Funky funky World' Mix

#3 / BLACK-MUSIC / Funky Funky World Mix

Interstellar Smoke	7:11	WiSE	Electrology	2003
Mr Magic	8:42	RHYTHM OF ELEMENTS	Guitar Suite	2008
Ever Since I Was A Kid (Pt I)	4:57	Fink	Fresh Produce	2000
Over The Horizon (Soulphiction remix)	5:08	SOULPHICTION/Quasimode	Featured Artist EP	2010
It's The Beat	4:01	Tommy Largo	Mushroom Jazz 7	2011
Come Together	6:09	Bob Belden Project, Cassandra Wilson, Diane Reeve	Phonography: The Blue Note Remix	2001
Little Angel (Jung Collective Rehash)	5:16	Loretta Heywood	Seven Heven: Perfect Little Slices Of Soul Funk & Funky Jazz From The 21st Century (compiled by Mark Webster)	2011
Agua Y Luz	5:31	Sasso	Seven Heven: Perfect Little Slices Of Soul Funk & Funky Jazz From The 21st Century (compiled by Mark Webster)	2011
On The Run	7:36	MOODYMANN	Mahogany Brown	1998
Blue Soul (Suobho Blue Groove mix)	5:33	MOP MOP	Ritual Of The Savage Remix EP Vol 2	2011
Blackman	5:15	Osunlade	Paradigm	2001

Happy Hour Black & Blue Mix

#84 / HAPPY HOUR / Black And Blue Mix

Oxossi Da Focha Branca	3:46	Osunlade	Paradigm	2001
Why	4:29	Beatrice Simpson	The Art of Electro Swing Vol 2	2011
Jet Sounds (Nuspirit Helsinki remix)	8:06	CONTE, Nicola	Jet Sounds Revisited Vol 2	2002
It Remains To Be Seen	6:02	AFRO ELEMENTS	It Remains To Be Seen	2008
Natural Thing (Domu's Mutant Soul remix)	6:11	PANIC/JINADU/CHI/BAMBU	Bitches Brew Nu Soul	2010
Little Things (feat 1 Luv)	6:32	COOPR8/VARIOUS	Presents: Our Music Our Culture	2008
Arabesque (Micatone vocal mix)	6:28	CONTE, Nicola	Jet Sounds Revisited Vol 1	2002
Ju Ju	4:16	AFRO ELEMENTS	It Remains To Be Seen	2008
Bone In Your Nose	7:10	COOPR8/VARIOUS	Presents: Our Music Our Culture	2008
Casa Del Ritmo	5:07	AFRO ELEMENTS	It Remains To Be Seen	2008
Much More (feat Colonel Red)	4:00	Milano Jazz-Dance Combo	Seven Heven: Perfect Little Slices Of Soul Funk & Funky Jazz From The 21st Century (compiled by Mark Webster)	2011

Breaks n' Beats Jet Sounds' Mix

#101 / BREAKBEATS / Jet Sounds Mix

Bernard's Shuffle	4:51	Mr. Scruff	Trip Do Brasil	1997
Vodoo Therapy	7:52	FLASHBAXX	The Changing Tides EP	2008
Changing Tides	6:26	FLASHBAXX	The Changing Tides EP	2008
Forgotten Notes	4:30	Hackman	Gilles Peterson Presents Brownswood Bubblers Nine	2012
Fantasmi (Mock & Toof remix)	7:16	CLAP RULES	The Golden (remixes)	2012
Starting Block (clubstrumental)	5:31	STUBBORN HEART	Starting Block EP	2012
Nowhere (I Can Go) (Clara meets Atjazz)	5:28	Clara Hill	All I Can Provide	2006
Zing Zing	5:54	SOUL HARMONICS	These Times	2009
Volcano (Raydio mix)	4:10	AFRO ELEMENTS	It Remains To Be Seen	2008
Choclat (Mr Gone's club Sandwich mix)	7:37	AFRO ELEMENTS	It Remains To Be Seen	2008
Mistaken (feat Billie Godfrey)	7:08	PANIC/JINADU/CHI/BAMBU	Bitches Brew Nu Soul	2010

Happy Hour Spring Tides Mix

# 114 / HAPPY HOUR / The Spring Tides Mix

Maybes (James Blake remix)	4:35	MOUNT KIMBIE	Mount Kimbie Remixes Part 1	2010
Cloudwatcher	5:00	The WIDDLER/CONTROLLED KAOS	AM PM EP	2013
Making Up Lost Time	7:11	WOLFEN TECHNOLOGIES	Making Up Lost Time	2013
Dreaming Of Fiji	5:36	TRASHBAT	Hanako	2014
Good Old Days	5:49	SPARROW, Jack	Afraid Of Me	2012
Calle F	4:12	MALA	Mala In Cuba	2012
Luv Zombie	8:39	ELGATO	Zone	2012
Variations On A Theme	4:38	GEODE	Smokin Sessions Vol 24	2013
Sounds (feat J One)	4:11	ETCH	Old School Methods EP	2013
I Know	5:21	KID, Tommy	Jetlag	2013

Happy Hour Zone Time Mix

#163 / HAPPY HOUR /   Zone Time Mix

I'll Go	1:04	REED, Sam	This Is Love	2015
Lost Where I Belong (radio edit)	3:35	TRIANA, Andreya	Lost Where I Belong	2010
The Shadow Of Your Smile (2006 Remastered)	3:55	Jack McDuff	What It Is! Funky Soul And Rare Grooves [1967-1977]	2006
Black Woman	4:17	TUCKER, Sharon/JUDY MOWATT/ITALEE	Black Woman	2015
Postlude	3:01	REED, Sam	This Is Love	2015
Are You My Woman	6:34	Frank Maze	The Classic Rise	2015
Count On Me	3:33	ALMA NEGRA	Count On Me	2014
Keep On Loving	4:11	ALMA NEGRA	Count On Me	2014
Dance With Me (feat Avery Sunshine)	3:43	FUNK OFF	Things Change	2015
A Chance For Peace (feat Sara Sayed - DJ Smash remix)	5:54	MOP MOP	A Chance For Peace	2015
Smile	4:35	KOKA MASS JAZZ	Smile	2014
In The Middle Of The Night (Mikos Da Gawd radio edit)	3:04	HORUS	In The Middle Of The Night	2015
Sunday Service	8:10	Tjin Tjin	The Classic Rise	2015

Shadow Of Your Smile Black Mix

#211 / BLACK-MUSiC / Shadow Of Your Smile Mix

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#3 / BLACK-MUSIC / Funky Funky World Mix

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