bOwncin'

mimi dancy (fast snail song retwerked >:)

dale_gacy

iamtired

bad gal

Bruise

L.U.V

☎ ON HOLD  ☎

:-)    smiley standard
:-( hung over
:-) 8  Dolly Parton
%*}    very drunk
:-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
%+{    lost a fight
:-))   double chin
%-(I)  laughing out loud
:-)))  very overweight
%-  drunk with laughter
:-)–  98-pound weakling
%-\    hungover                      
:-)X   wearing a bowtie
%\v    Picasso                       
:-)}   has goatee/beard
&amp;.(..  crying                        
:-,    “Hmmmm.”
&amp;:-)   curly hair
:————) big liar
‘-)    wink                          
:-/    skeptical
( o ) ( o )    hooters
:-7    smokes a pipe
(-)    needs a haircut
:-9    smiley licking it’s lips
(-:    Australian                    
:-:    mutant
(-::-) Siamese twins
:-&lt;    real sad smiley
(-_-)  secret smile
:-=)   Adolph Hitler
(00)   mooning you
:-&gt;    happy
(8-)   wears glasses
:-?    smiley smoking a pipe
(:)-)  likes to scuba dive
:-@    extremely angry
(:+)   big nose
:-C    really bummed out
(:-#   smiley with braces
:-D    laughing (at you!)
(:-$   ill                           
:-E    bucktoothed vampire
(:-&amp;   angry                         
:-I    thinking
(:-(   frowning                      
:-O    Wow!
(:-)   surprised                     
:-P    sticking out tongue
(:-*   kissing                       
:-W    speak with forked tongue
(:-D   blabber mouth
:-X    A big wet kiss!
(:-\   VERY sad
:-\    Popeye
:-X    bow tie
:-]    biting sarcasm
:-[    pouting                       
:-`    spitting out chewingtobacco
(:&lt;)   blabber mouth
:-c    bummed out
(:&gt;-&lt;  thief: hands up!
:-e    disappointed smiley
(:^(   broken nose
:-l    yet another smiley
(@ @)  You're kidding!
:-o    surprise
)    Cheshire cat
:-s    after a BIZARRE comment
*!#*!^*&amp;:-)  schizophrenic
:=)    has two noses
*:o)   Bozo the Clown
:&gt;     midget smiley
:-r    sticking tongue out
:&gt;)    big nose
+-(:-) Religious leader
:?)    philosopher
:-{    mustache                      
:@)    pig
:-{}   heavy lipstick
:^)    broken nose
,-)    one eye ... and winking
;-)    winking smiley
-:-)   has mohawk  &amp;
&lt;:-(   dunce
:-}    drunk                         
&lt;:-)   dumb questions
-=#:-) wizard    &amp;nbbsp
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;(:-)  hat salesman
-&gt;=:-)X  Zippy the Pinhead &amp;nbbsp
=):-)  Uncle Sam
:/)    not funny
=:-)   smiley punk-rocker
::-)   wears glasses
=:-H   football player
0-)    Cyclops                       
&gt;:)    a little devil
:&lt;     midget unsmiley
&gt;:*)   Bozo the Clown
0-)    scuba diver
&gt;:-(   mad, annoyed
0:-)   angel                         
@:-)   wavy hair
3:*&gt;   Rudolph the reindeer
B-)    Batman
3:-o   cow                           
B:-)   sunglasses on head
3:[    mean pet smiley
C:-)   large brain capacity
3:]    pet smiley
E-:-)  ham radio operator
4:-)   George Washington
E-:-I  net.ham-radio
5:-)   Elvis Presley
P-)    Colonel Klink
7:)    Ronald Reagan
Q:-)   new graduate
7:-)   Fred Flintstone
[:-)   wearing a walkman
7:^]   Ronald Reagan
d:-)   baseball player
8 :-)  wizard                        
{(:-)  wearing toupee
8(:-)  Mousketeer                    
{:-)   hair parted in the middle
8)     frog                          
:(     sad
8-#    death                         
:)     midget smiley
8-)    sunglasses                    
:*     kisses
8-)    wide-eyed                     
:*)    drunk
8-*    just ate a hot pepper
:-#    punched in the mouth
8-o    Mr. Bill
]:-&gt;   The Devil
8:-)   glasses on forehead
:-$    uncertainty
8:]    gorilla                       
:-%    smiley banker
8=:-)  Galloping Gourmet
:-&amp;    tongue-tied
:###)  Jimmy Durante
}:-(   bull headed
:$)    Donald Trump
}:-)   wearing toupee in an updraft
:%)    an accountant
:-[    particularly angry
:'-)   crying with happiness
o== or *== flame on!!!
-==    a doused candle (tto end a flame)
-(    always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
%-)    after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
':-)   accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
-:-(   punk rocker (real punk  rockers don't smile)
0-(    scuba diver with a broken mask
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-F    bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

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