The Nmi Render is incredibly fucking funny

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Unrequited Martians, The Boss Baby & The Once-Ler
BOSS BABY & ONCE-LER RENDER BY: [@cymancyan]
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Songs used:
Joji, Diplo - Daylight (UNREQUITED MARTIANS - Electropop)
YourFavoriteMartian - Zombie Love Song (UNREQUITED MARTIANS - YFM)
Smash Mouth - All Star (BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER - Dreamworks, Book Adaptations)
The 88 - Biggering (BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER - Capitalism, Money, Business, Book Adaptations, Illumination)
YourFavoriteMartian ft. NicePeter - Whip Your Kids (UNREQUITED MARTIANS - YFM/BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER - Children)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (UNREQUITED MARTIANS - Heartbreak)
Ke$ha - Die Young (BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER - Youth)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (UNREQUITED MARTIANS - Virtual Artists [The Crescendolls])
Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower (BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER - Nature)
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5. UNREQUITED MARTIANS
- YFM, its members/collaborators & artists covered by YFM
- Virtual musicians & artists with one-hit wonders
- Art pop, electropop & electroclash
- Non-VGM Nintendo, Heartbreak/unrequited love and people you used to know

BONUS 1. BOSS BABY & THE ONCE-LER
- Dreamworks, Illumination & book adaptations
- Business, money/capitalism & corruption
- Children/babies, youth & nature
- Spy comedy & clothing

Daylight Stars

track & art by sword (@swordsadventure)

#30 - The Inkbrush // Quote
(RENDER BY ENODEREN)

punk

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE…
- Artists featured in SquirrelKidd Videos, Franchises Quote has summoned characters from and Quote Faces
- Indie Web Animation & the Sprite Battle/VS Community
- HAL Laboratories & Puzzle Platformers
- Battle Shonen & other trope-laden anime
- Art, it’s materials, Fried Foods and PUNKS
BUT CAN PULL MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

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#07 - The Loyalist // BIGIKEFAN7000
(RENDER BY ALTALI)

HELLO. I WAS TOLD BY THE OWNER THAT THEY WERE USING THIS SPACE FOR MY BIO, BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I WOULD TALK ABOUT IKE! IKE GANG FOREVER, PATH OF RADIANCE IS THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES! LOOK AT HOW COOL HIS SWORD IS, I HAVE A BANDANA JUST LIKE THAT AT HOME! AND I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST IKE PLAYER OF ALL TIME AND PROVE HE CAN BE VIABLE!!!!

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE…
- INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS & OTHER MEDIA WITH A SWORDGUY MCJRPG
- HAL LABORATORIES & FIGHTING GAMES/PARTY GAMES
- MEDIEVAL FANTASY & IT'S ASSOCIATED TROPES/FEATURES
- EXCESSIVE SCREAMING/SONGS WITH TITLES IN ALL CAPS
- BADASS PEOPLE/MUSIC AND SONGS THAT FIGHT RACISM
- “ike mains and other people who need therapy“
- IKE MUSIC
BUT CAN PULL MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

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QUOTE:
Kirby: Planet Robobot - VS. Star Dream [GaMetal Remix] (Kirby)
Ben 10 - Theme Song (VS Community)
Kirby's Adventure - Grape Garden [Itoki Hana Remix] (Kirby)
Death Battle - Emerald Heroes (Sprite Battles, VS Community)
One Minute Melee - Roundabout (Sprite Battles, VS Community)
Naruto - Strong & Strike (Battle Shonen)
Kirby: Planet Robobot - The Greatest Warrior In The Galaxy Ever (Kirby)
Yui - Again (Battle Shonen - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

IKEFAN:
GUILTY GEAR STRIVE - FIND YOUR ONE WAY (FIGHTING GAMES)
KAMEN RIDER BUILD - BE THE ONE (BADASS PEOPLE: EVERY CHARACTER IN KAMEN RIDER BUILD)
FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE - AGAINST THE BLACK KNIGHT (IT'S THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES)
RIVALS OF AETHER - FIGHT AND FLIGHT (FIGHTING GAMES)
METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE - THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL (BADASS MUSIC & PEOPLE: JETSTREAM SAM, MEDIEVAL TROPES: BLADED WEAPONRY)
COOKIE RUN: OVENBREAK - GLEAMING CRYSTAL TEMPLE (MEDIEVAL TROPES: OVERLY PROTECTED MAGIC MCGUFFINS)
GUILTY GEAR XRD - HEAVY DAY (FIGHTING GAMES)

BOTH:
Kirby Super Star - Meta Knight's Revenge [Brawl Remix] (Kirby/SMASH BROS, MEDIEVAL TROPES: KNIGHTS & BLADED WEAPONRY)
Death Battle - Falcon Uncaged (Sprite Battles, VS Community/SMASH BROS, BADASS PEOPLE: CAPTAIN FALCON, FIGHTING GAMES)
Pendulum Ft. Steve Wilson - The Fountain (Artists in SquirrelKidd: Knife Party/BADASS MUSIC)
Pendulum - Crush (Artists in SquirrelKidd: Knife Party/BADASS MUSIC)
Waxolotl - Queen VS MrBeast (Artists in SquirrelKidd: Toby Fox/EXCESSIVE SCREAMING)
Pendulum Ft. In Flames - Self VS Self (Artists in SquirrelKidd: Knife Party/BADASS MUSIC)
Undertale - Battle Against A True Hero (Artists in SquirrelKidd: Toby Fox/MEDIEVAL FANTASY, BADASS PEOPLE: UNDYNE THE UNDYING)

MetaKidd's Revenge ~ I Dream Of Starlight Radiance

Art by: Enoderen
Track by: Val

09 - Lukas "Destiny" Graham (THE ONE WHOSE STORY HAS BEEN TOLD)
A requiem of life itself, a tale told through time,
Expressed in chords generic, and an uninspired rhyme,
She bares herself no more to the artist whose dreams she hears,
His destiny a mystery beyond the present year. 

T̲h̲e̲i̲r̲ g̲u̲i̲d̲a̲n̲c̲e̲ s̲o̲u̲r̲c̲e̲s̲ a̲r̲e̲:
- Lukas Graham, other Danish acts, & Pop Soul/Adult Contemporary
- White guys with acoustic instruments & guys who say their own name
- Fame, egotism, time, & the consequences of them
- Alcohol & other things Lukas Graham has done
- 2016 hits, music reviewers, their in-jokes, & notoriously hated artists
B̲u̲t̲ t̲̲h̲e̲y̲ c̲̲a̲n̲ d̲̲o̲ m̲̲u̲c̲h̲, m̲̲u̲c̲h̲, m̲̲o̲r̲e̲.

Sources Pulled:
Lukas Graham - Take the World By Storm
Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Things Lukas Graham Did - Burnin' Liquor)
Lukas Graham - 7 Years
Maroon 5, Future - Cold (Notoriously Hated Artists, Time's Consequences - Separation)
Jon Bellion - All Time Low (Pop Soul, Time)
AJR - I'm Not Famous (White Guys w/ Pianos, Notoriously Hated Artists, Fame)
Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (Fame)
Drake - One Dance (2016 Billboard Hits, Notoriously Hated Artists, Time's Consequences - Separation)
The Chainsmokers - Don't Let Me Down (2016 Billboard Hits, Notoriously Hated Artists)

The World's All Time Low

you guys are so screwed.

Songs used:
Pendulum - Showdown (TBOI Items: The Soul/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - Right Now Red Version (Death/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/Colours)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck x2)
Metallica - Master of Puppets (Hard Rock/Fortnite/Metals/Nenechi's nicknames: Master)
Das Racist, Heems - Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell (Food/The Regime: Discrimination/?̶?̷?̷)
Dr. Steel - Dr. Steel (Metals/Industrial)
Chuck Salamone, Mason Lindroth - Bolt Thrower (TBOI Items: Jacob's Ladder/Hylics, Lightning)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Fortnite/Mental Health/Dance Pop)
Insane Clown Posse - Boogie Woogie Wu (ICP/The Night/Vulgar/?̶?̷?̷)
Mio Honda - Step! (Valve/SFM Animation/Idol)
The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY (Fortnite/Affects Mental Health/Dreams)
Matthias Bossi - Genesis 22:10 (Edmund McMillen)
K'naan, Adam Levine - Bang Bang (Family Guy Funny Moments/Furries)
Madeon - Heir (Anger/Industrial/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - This Comes from Inside (Furries/Being "Inside"/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/?̶?̷?̷)
mudeth - Allnoise (Edmund McMillen/Industrial/?̶?̷?̷)
Bo Burnham - Shit (Comedians/Mental Health/Vulgar)
Mr. Sauceman - Unexpectancy Pt. 2 (Funky Fresh Beats/Food/Weirdcore/Absurdist/?̶?̷?̷)
Shiro Sagisu - KOMM, SÜSSER TOD (Christian Imagery/Death) 
Nekomata Okatyu - Cute Kanojo (Felines/VTubers/Nenechi's nicknames: Cute)
Fortnite - Electro-Fied! (Fortnite/Batman Gadgets: Electricity Suit/Electricity)
Omiyaクラブ -Koro Funk ! (VTubers/Funky Fresh Beats)
Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow (Food/Family Guy Funny Moments/Suggestive/Idol)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Hard Rock/TBOI Items: Charm of the Vampire/Bats/Vampires)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Bedroom Pop/Absurdist, Electricity)

I'm sorry women. - [UDOATK LOSERS BRACKET]

YOUR SECOND GRAND FINALIST IS...

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OMEGA FLOWEY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF LOSER'S FINALS - THE ROCK!

FLOWEY'S FACE OFF: 57.9% (66 VOTES)
BRENDON SPONGIE: 42.1% (48 VOTES)

[LOSERS FINALS] RESULTS

[Camper 04 - Stingy and That Blue Bloon]

"Listen up, everyone! This roster slot is MINE. I don't wanna hear any complaints. Because they're ALSO mine." - Stingy

>Balloons and their Enemies
(Balloon Boy // Hot Air Balloon // Led Zeppelin)
(Dance Monkey // Super Monkey Ball // Cactus)
>Tower Defense / Flash-Originating Media, and Education
(Plants vs. Zombies // Cursed Treasure 2 // The Impossible Game)
(Bill Nye // The Magic School Bus // Brain POP)
>Balloons, The Sky, and Celebrations
(Balloon Boy // I Believe I Can Fly // Happy Birthday)
>Capitalism, Possession, and Things Owned By Stingy
(Paper Airplanes // Whales // Call You Mine)
(Triagonal Sign // Ziggy’s Sweets // The Month of June)

Songs used:
1) Street Party - Bloons Monkey City (Bloons)
2) How Bad Can I Be? - The Lorax (Capitalism)
3) We Are Number One - LazyTown (Lazy Town)
4) Balloons - Confetti (Balloons)
5) Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna (Capitalism)
6) The Mine Song - LazyTown (Stingy)

How Bad Can I Be But Stingy And That Blue Bloon Replace The Fourth Contestant Slot

[Original Songs]
- Toby Fox, SayMaxWell - Megalo Strike Back (Fakeout: MOTHER)
- Yo Mama - Main Theme (Dubstep)
- Set It Off - The Magic 8 (8)
- Pitbull - Fireball (Hispanic Artists)
- The Weeknd - Save Your Tears (Artists on Latam TV, Artists Who've Sampled Classical Music)
- Nene Malo - Bailan Rochas y Chetas (Hispanic Artists)

Youtube Upload: https://youtu.be/q29mkzhxpT4
Discord Server: discord.gg/2KnWs3fS8d

Doesn't Have You Patience

Thanks for the epic collab, Pop Tourney Epic.

Nayukhrome & Joey Animations - Last Chance (SONIC/CREEPYPASTAS)
Middle Milk - One Nipple at a Time ()
Moistcr1tikal Ft. Yeti, Milt Almond - Florida Man (MOISTCR1TIKAL/COMMENTARY YOUTUBERS/COMMON CHILDHOOD FEARS: FLORIDA MEN)
Neil Cicierega - The Ultimate Showdown (NEWGROUNDS/INDIE ANIMATION/WHAT'S COMING FOR YOU: MISTER RODGERS/WHAT VIDEO GAMES HAVE BEEN ALLEGED TO CAUSE: VIOLENCE)
Nelward - Ghost (SUPERNATURAL FORCES/COMMON CHILDHOOD FEARS)
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (SUPERNATURAL FORCES/ALLEGED TO CAUSE: DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN/RESTLESSNESS/COMMON CHILDHOOD FEARS: ANIMATRONICS)
Skillet - Monster (CREEPYPASTA TROPES:  BEING OVERLY EDGY/COMMON CHILDHOOD FEARS: MONSTERS)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Mike Teavee (ALLEGED TO CAUSE: DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN/TELEVISION/TELEVISION-RELATED CONCEPTS)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (THE INTERNET)
Crusher P - Echo (TELEVISION/TELEVISION-RELATED CONCEPTS)
Mother Mother - Arms Tonite (COMMON CHILDHOOD FEARS: DEATH)

OF MONSTERS AND FLORIDA MEN

(NIGHTMARE 02 - xkcd240) 

COOPER’S DEEPEST FEARS WERE HARDER TO PIN DOWN. HE FEARS SOMETHING WITH THE POWER TO FIND HIM. HE FEARS SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE HIM FORGOTTEN. BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT RUNNING FROM REALITY CAN ONLY EVER GET YOU SO FAR. 

-Works by Randall Munroe and media referenced in them
(Modern Major General, You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’, Hallelujah)
-Stick-Figure Media and media with a simplistic artstyle
(Henry Stickmin, Cyanide and Happiness, Frank Stella)
-The Apocalypse, Ruin, Reality and the destruction of it
(Drunk, Radioactive, The Sign)
-Hope, Desire, Time and Specific Dates/Times/Locations
(3 AM Thoughts, Empire State of Mind, Ugly Story)
-The Mind, Dreams, Imagination, Things that are FAKE and Women
(Dream On, The Mind Electric, Girls)

Sources:
Savlonic, The Living Tombstone - Epoch (xkcd376/Ruin/Time) 
Maroon 5 - One More Night (Times) 
Jesse Novak - Adam Ruins Everything Theme (Simplistic Artstyle/Ruin) 
Lemon Demon - Aaron (xkcd1748/FAKE) 
Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire (xkcd1794/Apocalypse/Ruin/Time) 
Semisonic - Closing Time (Time/Women) 
Auli'i Cravalho - How Far I’ll Go (xkcd1812/Desire/Dreams/Women)
50 cent - In Da Club (xkcd1757/Locations)
Matt and Kim - Good Ol’ Fashioned Nightmare (Stick Figures; Doors/Dreams) 
Halsey - 3 am (Specific Times/Women) 
Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme (xkcd464/Locations)
FaceVocalBand - Jessie’s Girl / Stacy’s Mom (xkcd575/Desire/Imagination/Women)

₩₳ł₮ ₣ØⱤ ł₮.

track by tdude (@tdude-acc)
art by gamixer (@gamIxer) & parsee (https://twitter.com/Altalii)

#27 - The Torment // Skater Knight

sick tricks scarter man !!

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE…
- Jake Kaufman, franchises he's worked on, and Yacht Club References/Crossovers
- Tony Hawk, his media's featured artists/collabs, and Skating/other Sports
- Chiptune, Indie Platformers, and Retro-Throwback Media
- Skate Punk, Ska, and the Urban Aesthetic
- The Undead, The Occult, and Darkness
BUT CAN PULL MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

[[ FEATURING... ]] 
#0F - KOGASA TATARA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THIS BONUS ADDS:
- Touhou and other bullet hells/shoot-em-ups
- Surprises, horror that fails at being scary, and anything with a focus on jumpscares
- Umbrellas, weather, and aspects of it

//

Big Giant Circles - Frantic Haunting (Surprises [B], Chiptune/Undead)
Touhou 10 - Native Faith (Touhou [B])
IOSYS - Neko Miko Reimu (Touhou [B])
Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (Surprises [B], Skating)
Touhou 16.5 - Nightmare Diary (Touhou [B])
food house - curses (Related to Tony Hawk: Gupi Hawk)
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris - This is What You Came For (Weather [B])
Outkast - Ms. Jackson (Tony Hawk Artists)
Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion - Broken Concrete (Jumpscares [B], Undead)
Akatsuki Records - VENTEN (Touhou [B], Music you can skate to)
A Hat in Time - Peace and Tranquility (Umbrellas [B], Indie Platformers)
The Simpsons - The Spring in Springfield (Tony Hawk Collabs)
Jake Kaufman - Party in the Clouds (Aspects of Weather [B], Jake Kaufman)
Anamanaguchi - Everyday, Everynight (Chiptune)
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue (Tony Hawk Artists)
audio from that one episode of The Simpsons with Tony Hawk in it (Tony Hawk Collabs)
Touhou SFX (Touhou [B])
Metal Gear Solid Alert SFX (Surprises [B])

Nightmare Haunting

If you never woke again
Which moments would you keep?
Which places belong?
Which people would you meet?

Under this spell
The world moves on without you
Perhaps you'd never guess
Perhaps you couldn't tell

I've been losing sleep all this week
Blame it on the sun
I've been combing through my blessings
Where did they come from?

I'll sing my self to sleep
And I will dream of palaces
Remember the happy days
I'll think that I'm awake and
I'll visit everywhere that I've ever been

Count my fingers, cross my palm
Keep me asleep to keep me calm
I won't insist that I exist
I don't feel possible

Flying fearless, winning times
You can find my world inside

I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time
You won't live rent free in my mind
I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time 
Not having these conversations on my own!
On my own

I'll sing my self to sleep
And I will dream of palaces
No psychoanalysis will stop me
Make no mistake I'm not awake
But watch me handle this
Count my fingers, cross my palm
Keep me asleep to keep me calm
I won't insist that I exist
I don't feel possible

Flying fearless, winning times
You can find my world inside

I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time
You won't live rent free in my mind
I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time 
Not having these conversations on my own!
On my own

I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time
I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time
I'm not dreaming of you
Not wasting my time

OF MONSTERS AND FLORIDA MEN

Rayne 2!?!?!

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