Why didn’t kebin just call the justice league

ADAM CONOVER?: Drugs? Hah. I've ruined those. I doubt you'll be able to ruin me.
WALTER BLACK: I̶͈͗F̷̢̓ ̵̡̊Y̵̳̚O̸̺͠Ụ̶͋ ̶̗͌D̶͖͘Ȯ̷̳N̴͖͆’̷̛̞T̷͓͋ ̸̮̅Ǩ̷͔Ņ̴́O̵̙͗W̸̨̚ ̶͎̉W̵͚̅H̴̖̒Ǒ̴̢ ̴̮̅Ì̷͇ ̸̜̕A̵̟͐M̸̅ͅ,̵̠̾ ̸̱͝T̶̳̐H̵̼̑E̷̝͂Ň̵̩ ̵̻̈M̶̝͂A̴͈͝Ẏ̵̦B̷͙͗E̶̜̋ ̷͈̀Y̵͇͂O̵̖͠Ŭ̴̞R̷͇͌ ̸̧̈B̸̲͋E̵͉̿S̴̙̚Ţ̵̐ ̴͖̑Ċ̷̱Ö̷̦́Ú̶ͅR̴̙̚S̷̿͜Ę̶̒ ̴͕͛Ẁ̶̼O̴̰͋U̶̲͑L̶̟̋D̸͚̓ ̷͎̚B̶͙̓Ę̴͛ ̷̥́T̵̡̐O̷̘̅ ̶͙͛T̷̲̅R̷̨̕E̶͔͂A̸̟̐D̸̥̂ ̴̥̓L̷̛̯I̵̙̋Ḡ̴̠H̸̢͐T̷̖̋L̵͆͜Y̵̾͜.̴͉̾

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by https://twitter.com/TawnyBarnOwl and @dreemstrider.
This track is a crossover with Diary Of A Tourney Kid, another great tournament. 
You can follow it here: @doatk. (Although... I highly doubt you don't already.)

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11 - Walter White & Walter Black
(Character submitted by Dreem)

- Songs related to Breaking Bad and artists featured in it
- Songs related to drugs and crime
- Songs related to doppelgangers, clones, or evil/dark versions of characters 

CG03 - "Adam Conover?"

- truTV programming
- Things Adam ruins
- CollegeHumor
- Comedy artists, especially unfunny ones
- Educational television

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One-T - The Magic Key (Things Adam ruins: Death)
Dave Porter - Breaking Bad Theme (Breaking Bad, Things Adam ruins: Drugs)
Say My Name! Official Cast Recording - Break Bad With Me (Breaking Bad, Things Adam ruins: Drugs)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Rick Grimes vs Walter White (Breaking Bad, Things Adam ruins: Drugs)
Collegehumor - Gift Shop (Collegehumor)
Twenty One Pilots - Heathens (Crime)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (Drugs, Things Adam ruins: Drugs)
Set It Off - Partners In Crime (Crime)
Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff (Comedy artists, Döppelgangers, Evil/Dark versions)
Tom Cardy - Get Louis (Comedy artists, Evil/Dark versions)
Lemon Demon - The Satirist's Love Song (Unfunny comedians)
Rodrigo y Gabriela - Tamacun (Breaking Bad, Things Adam ruins: Drugs)
Middle Milk - One Nipple At A Time (Doppelgangers, Evil/Dark versions, Things Adam ruins: Glasses, The Internet)
SteffComedy - Put It In The Box (Collegehumor)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Unfunny comedians)
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room (Dark versions, Drugs, Crime, Things Adam ruins: Sex)
Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Unfunny comedians, Things Adam ruins: Sex)
Jesse Novak - Adam Ruins Everything (TruTV, Collegehumor, Educational television)

CROSSOVER - Blue Ruiner

Songs used:
Sullivan King - Watch the Crown Fall (Fortnite crossovers/Good composer/Metal/Felines/What lies buried)
Rimsky Korsakov - Flight of the Bumblebee (Classical)
S3RL - Pretty Rave Girl (Hot chicks!/Good composer)
Your Favorite Martian - Rich People (RWJ/Money/Classical)
Angelspit - Kill Kitty (Felines)
Ken Ashcorp - PiPiPi (Hot chicks!/Anthro)
Daniel Pemberton - Guggenheim Assemble (Fortnite crossovers/Classical)
The Winstons - Amen Brother (Good composer)
HEALTH x 100GECS - POWER FANTASY (Fortnite artists/Good composer)
Middle Milk - One Nipple at a Time (Hot chicks!/Streamers/Good composer)
Crush 40 - I Am... All Of Me (SEGA/Guns)
Frums - Mdrqnxtagon (Good composer)
Slash Norton - This Is A Public Fuckin Domain To Me Anyway (Good composer)
My Chemical Romance - The Foundations of Decay (Fortnite artists/Decomposer/Rock)
Jay Eazy - Megaman (Hot chicks!/Money/Good composer)
Justin OH & Xilent - Assemble (Fortnite artists/Good composer)
We Are One - Moonlight Sonata Nightmare (Shooters/Classical)
Mozart Requiem Rock (Classical)

[LR4M1 - CONTROL GROUP] - ONE BY ONE YOU FALL

KEBBIN: Who's making all of that horrible noise?! You'd better stop, or else I may have to use force.
"GUPTILL89": 𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑. 𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐍. 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐋.
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(EXPERIMENT 04 - THE WRECK)
- SEGA, ARTISTS FEATURED IN SONIC MEDIA, & MEDIA WHERE CHARACTERS GO 'SUPER'
(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YAKUZA, DRAGON BALL Z)
- SONGS PRODUCED BY HOT CHICKS OR INDUSTRY PLANTS
(DOJA CAT, BRITTANY SPEARS, OLIVIA RODRIGO)
- RWJ, HIS COLLABS, & OTHER ARTISTS/CULTURE ASSOCIATED WITH "OLD INTERNET"
(ORPHAN TEARS, FRED FIGGLEHORN, SMOSH)
- MEDIA SANITIZED OR EDITED FOR A 'WIDER AUDIENCE'
(NO SWEARING, 4KIDS, KIDZ BOP)
- SPEED, ELECTRICITY, & GUPTILL ASSOCIATED MEDIA
(EXERCISE, COSPLAY, IMPRESSIONS)
- MACHINES, ARTIFICIALITY, & INDUSTRIAL GENRES
(BIG GOD, STEAM MACHINE, WHEELS IN MOTION)

(DOOMED 11 - KEBBIN & IAN)
- Will McDaniel, other surreal/absurdist content, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Reality TV, business, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)

Songs used:
Front Line Assembly - Civilization (Machines/Industrial/Business: Hostile takeover)
Charlie Clouser - X Marks The Spot (Puppets)
Gorillaz - Plastic Beach (Artificiality/Business: Consumerism)
Sonic CD - Tidal Tempest Good Future [JP/EU] (SEGA/Artificiality)
Zach Callison - Familiar (Artificiality/Aliens/Space/Small men)
Dua Lipa - Dance The Night (Hot chicks/Edited for a 'wider audicence'/Artificiality/Dolls)
The Daniel Pemberton TV Orchestra - The Bells Of Doom (Industrial/Game shows/Elimination-based)
Sonic CD - Metallic Madness B Mix (SEGA/Artificiality)
NateWantsToBattle - The Wrecked and the Worried (Sonic artists)

𝙱𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙾𝙽 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚂

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ag6XK6ZjVt1-2icAlJ-RAGKDjZ9Qu6NRK38PUFNRmt0/edit?usp=sharing
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(EXPERIMENT 04 - THE WRECK)

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ. ᴀ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ, ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜱɪᴅᴇ.

SEGA, ARTISTS FEATURED IN SONIC MEDIA, & MEDIA WHERE CHARACTERS GO 'SUPER'
(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YAKUZA, DRAGON BALL Z)
SONGS PRODUCED BY HOT CHICKS OR INDUSTRY PLANTS
(DOJA CAT, BRITTANY SPEARS, OLIVIA RODRIGO)
RWJ, HIS COLLABS, & OTHER ARTISTS/CULTURE ASSOCIATED WITH "OLD INTERNET"
(ORPHAN TEARS, FRED FIGGLEHORN, SMOSH)
MEDIA SANITIZED OR EDITED FOR A 'WIDER AUDIENCE'
(NO SWEARING, 4KIDS, KIDZ BOP)
SPEED, ELECTRICITY, & GUPTILL ASSOCIATED MEDIA
(EXERCISE, COSPLAY, IMPRESSIONS)
MACHINES, ARTIFICIALITY, & INDUSTRIAL GENRES
(BIG GOD, STEAM MACHINE, WHEELS IN MOTION)

Songs used:
Sonic CD - Metallic Madness B Mix (SEGA/Artificiality)
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (RWJ)
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (Hot Chicks)

VICTORY! - THE WRECK

ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴘʟᴏʏ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛ 05 ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀ. ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ɴᴇᴡ ꜰᴏʀᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ.

[ EXPERIMENT X5 APPROACHING ] - ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ

Songs used:
Jonah Senzel - Beelzebub (Monster species: Equidae/Religious concepts/'References': A Pony, I AM ERROR)
Dead Estate - Lights, Camera, (Roguelikes/Glitches)
SOPHIE - Ponyboy ('References': A Pony/Glitch genres)
TheInnuendo - Missingno (Glitches/'References': Missing No.)
George "Android-Music" Dziov - Metal Meat (Meat/Edmund McMillen)
Widdly2Diddly - Work Harder ('Earthbound inspired'/Meat/'References': Painful Baby)
Earthbound - Game Over (MOTHER)
TryHardNinja - Judgement (Toby related)
Ridiculon, G Love - Meat Street (Meat/Edmund McMillen)
Junichi Masuda - Pokémon Tower (Toby contributed/Kevin/Ian/'References': Friendly Ball)
Earthbound - Giygas is Fatally Wounded! (MOTHER/Noise/Destruction of the mind)
Toby Fox - Megalo Strike Back (Toby Fox)
Panic! At The Disco - This is Gospel (Religion)
Castlevania - Poison Mind (Religious concepts/The mind)
Joy Oladokun & Maren Morris - Bigger Man (Modding/Size/Edmund McMillen)
Pac-Man - Chase ('References': The Gamekid)
chlo, pittsbourne - EVA 01 (Edmund McMillen)
Poppy - Meat (Meat/SINS: GLUTTONY/Destruction of the mind)
Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars - Billionaire (Toby Fox related: AsepriteRico/Business/SINS: GREED)
emamouse - pptrap2 (Toby related: emamouse/Dolls/'References': Sucky Baby)
BobTheTacocat - Exploring the Meat Factory (Toby Fox/Elimination based/Meat/Glitches/'References': Missing No.)
ParticleMen - Stuff Is Way (Absurdist/Weirdcore/Size)
SiIvaGunner - Beelzebub (Toby Fox/Monster species: Equidae/Elimination: DDLC/'References': A Pony/Religious concepts/Glitches)

[LR4M2 - CONTROL GROUP] - DEAD HORSE

(BOSS 02 - PARODY BROS.)
- Dorkly, Flashgitz, & other controversial parody channels
(Mario is a MONSTER, Racist Mario, The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid)
- Nintendo parodies & vulgar parodies of children's media
(Luigi's Ballad, Pumped Up Games, I'm The Boss)
- Cars & racing
(Fast Car, Drive My Car, Mustang Sally)
- Violence & swearing
(Run for Your Life, Pulling Teeth, Fuck You)
- Racism
(The Stereotypes Song, Brown Sugar, Illegal Alien)

Songs used:
Bei Maejor, Keri Hilson - Video Game Lover
The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY

VICTORY! - PARODY BROS.

Toby Fox - Giga Size (Toby Fox/Size)
Toby Fox - Burn in Despair! (Toby Fox)
The Daniel Pemberton TV Orchestra - The Bells Of Doom (Game shows/Elimination-based)
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist/Surrealist/Weirdcore)
NateWantsToBattle - How Wonderful []

YOU ARE TO BLAME

(EXPERIMENT 11 - THE FLESH)

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ. ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱᴍᴀɴ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ.

- WILL MCDANIEL, COMEDY/BODY HORROR, AND SURREALIST/ABSURDIST CONTENT
(MATERIALS CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN, MY CHRISTMAS HOLE, KEVIN'S BUNKER)
- PUPPETS, DOLLS, STOP-MOTION, & 'WEIRDCORE'
(SESAME STREET, THE MUPPETS, FRAGGLE ROCK)
- REALITY TV, BUSINESS, GAME SHOWS, & ELIMINATION BASED CONTENT
(SHARK TANK, JERSEY SHORE, THE BACHELOR)
- ALIENS, SPACE, FLESH, & BODY PARTS
(IT CAME OUT OF THE SKY, ALIENS EXIST, ZERO ZERO UFO)
- 'KEVIN' OR 'IAN', GENERAL SIZE, & SMALL OR LARGE THINGS
(HOME ALONE, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, SHORT KINGS ANTHEM)
- PARODIES, HIVEMINDS, AND INDIVIDUALITY OR LACK THEREOF
(EAT IT, HIVE MIND, REAL SLIM SHADY)

Songs used:
Will McDaniel - Kevin's Bunker ()
The Muppets (2011) - The Muppet Show Theme (Puppets)
The Daniel Pemberton TV Orchestra - The Bells Of Doom (Game shows/Elimination-based)
Muppet Vision 3D - The Muppet Show Theme (Puppets)
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist/Surrealist/Weirdcore)
Katy Perry - E.T. (Aliens)
Kevin MacLeod - Adventure Meme (Kevin)
Everhood - Evil Laughter (Dolls)

VICTORY! - THE FLESH

Songs used:
Poppy - Choke [ARGS]
Porter Robinson - Fresh Static Snow [WHAT YOU CANNOT DO: FIND THEM]
Madeon - CELINE [FRENCH ARTISTS/ARGS]
MILKBLOOD - SICK OF BEING HONEST [INCOMPREHENSIBLE TERRORS]
Madeon - Nirvana [FRENCH ARTISTS/WHAT YOU CANNOT DO: BREATHE]
Justice - Randy [FRENCH ARTISTS]
Pokémon X & Y - Team Flare's Secret HQ ["E̵͍̿I̴͆̅F̸͐ͅF̸̢́E̴͚͝L̴͝͝"/ILLEGALITY]
Justice - Stop [FRENCH ARTISTS]
ThrObak - Fire [FRENCH ARTISTS]
Caravan Palace - MAD [FRENCH ARTISTS/"E̵͍̿I̴͆̅F̸͐ͅF̸̢́E̴͚͝L̴͝͝"]
Justice - Genesis [FRENCH ARTISTS]

[DOATK GR2 INTERMISSION] ASPHYXIATED

(VICTIM 15 - RICK SANCHEZ)
- American adult animation, Adult Swim, & artists featured in Rick and Morty
(Rick and Morty, Family Guy, The Simpsons)
- Science fiction media & general science
(History of Everything, Lit Me Up, To Tame a Land)
- Intelligence, ego, improv & parody
(No Such Thing, Common People, Obsessed)
- Alternate dimensions, general dimensions & dimensional travel
(Intergalactic, Zionltopia, DIMENSION)

(EXPERIMENT 11 - THE DEVOURER)
- HAL LABORATORY
- FOOD, CONSUMPTION, & DANCING
- ABILITIES/OBJECTS HE HAS UTILIZED, & FRIENDS HE MADE ALONG THE WAY
- CELESTIAL BODIES, SPACE, & THE BEINGS THAT OCCUPY IT
- THE APOCALYPSE, DARKNESS, AND VOID
- DEITIES, WORSHIP, & ELDRITCH BEINGS

Songs used:
Eternal Nightmare Machine - Heaven Layer (SPACE/VOID/DEITIES/Adult Swim)
Kirby Star Allies - Hyness (Unhooded) (HAL/Dimensions)
Pocket Mortys - Unity Lets Go (SPACE/BEINGS THAT OCCUPY IT/Adult Swim)
Arlo - Hey Kirby (HAL/Parody)
Eternal Nightmare Machine - The Core (SPACE/VOID/DEITIES/Adult Swim)
The Neighbourhood - Flawless (WORSHIP/Ego)
Thomas Edinger & Ryan Elder - The Battle of Blood Ridge (SPACE/Adult Swim)
Eternal Nightmare Machine - Pyramid Sector (SPACE/VOID/DEITIES/Adult Swim)
Run The Jewels -  out of sight (Adult Swim)
Oscar Santos - Pickle Rick Trap Remix (FOOD/Adult Swim)

[Recovered from DOATK M-209]

[M-209 LOG 003: SINCE I AM NOT PRESENT IN ANY OF THE OTHER REALITIES, OF COURSE THERE MUST BE A REPLACEMENT FOR MY "SLOT". THE MOST COMMON REPLACEMENT, IRONICALLY ENOUGH, IS RICK HIMSELF. IT SEEMS AS IF I WILL NEVER TRULY ESCAPE DEALING WITH HIM.]

(Written down without all the cut-off by yours truly, heh! I'm always happy to help.)

[M-001 LOG 204: I WI██ A CERT███ SOME███ WOU██ ST██ FOLLO████ M█. H█ DO█ NO█ SE██ T█ REAL███ I D█ NO█ NE██ HI█ HE██. LATC████ ON██ SOME███ GREA███ TH██ YO█ DO██ NO█ MA██ YO█ GRE██ A█ WE██. I WOU██ TE██ HI█ TH██, BU█ H█ I█ A REAL███-WAR███ HIMS███. I FE██ WH██ H█ MA█ D█ T█ M█ I█ ENRA███.]

[DOATK GR2 INTERMISSION] Jerry: Mortmare in Rickland

DOATK is a ❄︎☼︎✋︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ elimination mashup tourney. 16 contenders fight to the death for freedom.

00 - Dark Minds (HOSTS)
01 - Toby Fox
02 - Adam Conover.
03 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎👍︎☜︎☠︎❄︎
04 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎☜︎👍︎😐︎
05 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎☹︎
06 - Dubious Duo
07 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎✌︎✞︎✋︎⚐︎☼︎💧︎
08 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☼︎🕆︎👎︎☜︎☼︎
09 - ❄︎︎☟︎︎☜︎︎ 🏱︎☼︎⚐︎🏱︎☟︎☜︎❄︎
10 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎☹︎☜︎🏱︎☟︎✌︎☠︎❄︎
11 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎☹︎☜︎💧︎☟︎
12 - AlphaGenos
13 - The Eiffel Tower
14 - ❄︎︎☟︎︎☜︎︎ 👍︎︎✌︎︎☠︎︎✋︎︎☠︎︎☜︎︎
15 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎💧︎✌︎😐︎☜︎☠︎
16 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🏱︎🕆︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎❄︎

Okay, first of all, let me get something straight: This is a TOURNEY, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover, but when my Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her not to buy one that said "diary" on it. This just proves Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age.

YOU ARE TO BLAME

DOATK: THE LONG HAUL

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