Hell yeah the return of best track

Also I wonder if Emily will come back in more lore related stuff

THE COMEDIAN: ...And that concludes my reasonings on why Twitch is lying to you! 
NINJA: OKAY OKAY OKAY. I get it dude, Twitch is a bad platform. WHATEVER! Who cares if women get more??? I'm still the Fortnite KING!
EMILY: Actually, that's not true. According to the Twitch Earnings Leaderboard, data from August 2019 to October 2021 shows that of the top 50 streamers, only 2 were female.
NINJA: THERES TWO OF THEM????
THE COMEDIAN: Oh, this is my friend Emily! I brought her on so she could tell you guys about why you were wrong.
MR. BEAST: You can just make people appear? Out of thin air? With all this power couldn't you get us out?
THE COMEDIAN: Oh, no. I only use my powers for learning!
NINJA: youre a fucking moron
EMILY: You're telling me!
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(02 - ADAM CONOVER)
▶ Programs aired on truTV, & anything relating to CollegeHumor.
(World's Dumbest, Impractical Jokers, Livin' Mask-Free)
▶ Comedians & nerds, real or fictional.
(Richard Cheese, Weird Al Yankovic, Donald Glover)
▶ Things I've ruined, general ruin/ruining, & anything I've been involved with.
(Sex, Myself, Song titles that start with "G")
▶ Knowledge, the truth, and common misconceptions.
(I Know Better, Knowledge Is Power, I Know It, You Know It)
▶ Educational media.
(Sid the Science Kid, Explained, How It's Made)
▶ Netflix originals & exclusives.
(Stranger Things, The G Word with Adam Conover, The Witcher)

(DOOMED 06 - DUBIOUS DUO)
- "Twitch" games, twitch streamers in general, & anyone featured in Ninja or MrBeast's content
(Fortnite, Jerma985, Porter Robinson)
- Money, greed, & nature
(If I Had a Million Dollars, Material Girl, Plastic Roses)
- Shooters & guns
(Halo, TF2, 21 Guns)
- Artists featured in Fortnite
(Marshmello, Oliver Tree, Bruno Mars)
- Franchises featured in Fortnite crossovers
(Marvel, Rocket League, Ghostbusters)

Songs used:
MiatriSs - He Was The Impostor... NOT! (Things I've ruined: Dying in space/Twitch games)
Freshy Kanal - Squid Game vs. MrBeast (Things I've ruined: Poverty/Netflix/MrBeast/Money/Greed/Guns)
CollegeHumor - Mitt Romney Style (CollegeHumor/Money/Greed)
K/DA - MORE (Twitch games)
Masafumi Takada - おしおきロケット (Things Adam ruins: Violent video games)
iDKHOW - MAD IQs (Things I've ruined: IQ tests/Knowledge/Fortnite artists)
Oliver Tree - Life Goes On (Nature/Fortnite artists)
CollegeHumor - Gift Shop (CollegeHumor/Money)
Panic! At The Disco - House Of Memories (Things I've ruined: Housing, Memories/Fortnite artists)
Will Wood - Suburbia Overture (Comedians/Things I've ruined: The suburbs)
iDKHOW - Choke (Fortnite artists)
Andy Poland - Write Final Round (Fictional comedians/Things I've ruined: My vacation/Twitch games)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (UNFUNNY Comedians (Grandayy)/Things I've Ruined: Copyright Law, "Free" Websites/Money)

Actually, Twitch ISN'T Lying 2 You | Emily Ruins Everything

DOATK is a ❄︎☼︎✋︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ elimination mashup tourney. 16 contenders fight to the death for freedom.

00 - Dark Minds (HOSTS)
01 - Toby Fox
02 - Adam Conover.
03 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎👍︎☜︎☠︎❄︎
04 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎☜︎👍︎😐︎
05 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎☹︎
06 - Dubious Duo
07 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎✌︎✞︎✋︎⚐︎☼︎💧︎
08 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☼︎🕆︎👎︎☜︎☼︎
09 - ❄︎︎☟︎︎☜︎︎ 🏱︎☼︎⚐︎🏱︎☟︎☜︎❄︎
10 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎☹︎☜︎🏱︎☟︎✌︎☠︎❄︎
11 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎☹︎☜︎💧︎☟︎
12 - AlphaGenos
13 - The Eiffel Tower
14 - ❄︎︎☟︎︎☜︎︎ 👍︎︎✌︎︎☠︎︎✋︎︎☠︎︎☜︎︎
15 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎💧︎✌︎😐︎☜︎☠︎
16 - ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🏱︎🕆︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎❄︎

Okay, first of all, let me get something straight: This is a TOURNEY, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover, but when my Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her not to buy one that said "diary" on it. This just proves Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age.

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