Name: Never Buy A Car New [DRAFT] by Doctor Rascal in Booglinee: An Unfinished Musical v6 (Concept Album)
Duration: 29 s
Description: A brief, humorous glimpse into Kai’s upbringing as his dad shares his philosophy on self-reliance and why you should never buy a new car.

A satirical musical comedy about life in Big Tech, Booglinee follows the journey of an idealistic new hire who stumbles into a web of corporate dysfunction, ruthless efficiency mandates, and a deeply buried scandal at the mysterious tech giant “Booglinee.”

It’s a story of ambition, burnout, performance improvement plans, friendship through hardship, and the quiet rebellion of those who still believe in doing the right thing — even when the algorithm says otherwise.

Booglinee is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real tech companies, people, or performance review systems is purely coincidental.

Booglinee: An Unfinished Musical v6 (Concept Album)

“Welcome to Booglinee (1)” marks Kai’s introduction to life at Booglinee during his first-day orientation. Delivered by the HR Host and ensemble, the upbeat number celebrates the company’s values, ambition, and team culture—while gently poking fun at the language of corporate mission statements. With a blend of excitement and irony, the song sets the stage for Kai’s journey through the surreal world of tech.

Welcome to Booglinee (1)

"Your Practice Run" is an uplifting solo number that introduces Kai, a bright and idealistic young tinkerer preparing to leave home for a new job at Booglinee. Set in his room while fixing a broken speaker, the song celebrates persistence, creativity, and the mindset that every failure is just a step toward future success.

Your Practice Run

A brief, humorous glimpse into Kai’s upbringing as his dad shares his philosophy on self-reliance and why you should never buy a new car.

Never Buy A Car New [DRAFT]

Pokemon Red - Title Screen (Remix 1)

Pokemon Red - Title Screen (Remix 2)

Always Plan For The Best - Dream Piano v1 (Sept Edit #2)

Always Plan For The Best - Default Version (Sept Edit #1)

Always Plan For The Best - Default Style With Edits v3 Different Synths v1

Always Plan For The Best - Default Style With Edits v3 Different Synths v2

In this heartfelt scene turned song, Kai shares a quiet moment with his mom while tinkering with a broken speaker. As they talk, it becomes clear that his startup dreams have hit a wall—his latest funding application has been rejected. Despite the disappointment, Kai is preparing to move to California for a job at Booglinee, a major tech company. The scene captures the tension between ambition and practicality, parental concern and youthful idealism, as Kai vows to keep hustling toward his dream.

Always Plan For The Best

"Chisel My Own Design" captures the restless optimism of a young idealist stepping into adulthood—fresh out of school with more doubts than distinctions and a stubborn belief that something meaningful lies ahead. It channels the hopeful confusion of early adulthood, where career paths are blurry, dreams are oversized, and the only real compass is raw determination. With a wink toward startup culture and a quiet rebellion against groupthink, this song reminds us that forging your path isn’t about having it all figured out—it’s about grabbing the metaphorical chisel and hoping you don’t hit your thumb.

Never Buy A Car New [DRAFT]

Doctor Rascal

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