Praise the lord! The Quarantine Boyz are here to bless us with another amazing album, but this time, it's for Jesus! Through the power of God we will prevail the Quarantine Boyz have produced their longest album yet, with the blessing of unrelenting bangers throughout the whole 70 minutes, this album is sure to get anyone to accept Jesus Christ as their one true lord and saviour! Amen. With 16, highly diverse, life-changing hymns, you can praise your Christ at any time of day, for any occasion! Youth Group? Jesus Party? Sunday School? Funeral? No problem! (Album title) will have the exact song to fit the mood! So get ready to praise the heavens, as you dig into this most heavenly album.

“This album made me question not only myself, but my faith as well. I can undoubtedly say that Quarantine Boyz have converted me to a devoted Christian.” -Jerry Sienfield 

“The Q Boyz are truly blessed in their musical skills, they must have been touched by God in all the right ways while making this, if anyone should go to heaven it should be them.” -The Pope

“They're gonna win that mur and that's on God, for real.” - DJ Khaled

Zebra and Papaya Angels drawn by Birdwell

Laying in a Manger (Lil Bo Peep)

feat. Lil Bo Peep, C-Section, Garbage Man, and SLATE

Words:

Chorus -
Monday monday monday monday monday monday

Lil Bo Peep -
Mic check
Its lil bo peep
Fuck is up jon
Gimme som that lasagna

Damn, hoe, whats your name, Garfield?
I clap that ass like pearl harbor, finna bomb the airfield
Get that kiss from the rose and im feelin like im seal
Post my shit on myspace, fuck a record deal
Fall down like a fat man and i got the room shook
If you talkin shit im finna slam you wit th textbook
Im vip i dont need no permission
Im hungry bitch, give me my persimmon
I play the christmas carol dont have to audition
I sex your mommy get impeached like richard nixon
Young professor got that master degree
But im sittin in the corner and she starin at me
Meet me after class ill let you check my essay
Then we gon get naked like a BURFDAY

C-Section -
Call me fat cat, but don’t think I got money
Lasagna erryday got my dookie lookin runny
If you fuck with HMOD ima pull up on my scooter
Touch my lasagna, and I’ll shoot you in the pooter
Little man John wants to tell me what to do
Hit up the bathroom and huff on some glue
Fumes of adhesive got me feelin all sleepy
Ate some broken glass, now there's blood in my pee pee
I’m prayin every day to my lord Jim Davis
You talkin mad shit you got your tongue in your anus?
If I see Nermal square up he’s getting dropped
Hate that lil bitch but I also hate the cops

Chorus

Garbage Man -
Dog dog cat, the fuck is that?
Got beef with Jim Davis, I’ll blat you with my gat motherfucker
It’s garbage man
Talk shit on Garfield and I’ll burn your house down
I’ll switch you up good, I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’m the garbage man, fuck yo clout
I’m stuck in a monday and I can’t get out
It’s monday switchlers, time for lasagna
Master Garfield, your dinners upon ya
I’m making lasagna, cause Garfield’s my master
His shit on the walls, be lookin like plaster
Monday monday monday, get out of my way
I don’t do mondays, cause mondays are gay
Yuh ayy yuh aye

SLATE -
Simon and Garfunkel? Nah Garfield
My butt full of bottles
We butt chugging in throttles
We get honeys like jabba
Nonchalant call my llama
If u got problem shoot a bitch in his dick for looking bothered 
With my click 
Odie Nermal smoked all my purple that's it 
I'm as blasting cats til they turn to ash 
Fuck em up Garfunkel come to my city 
Run amuck we get litty 
I'm pretty when the sticky got the blickly 
Choppa Choppa with me Jordy flacko envy 
Mommas watching show a titty 
You down with me I don't care if you in my city San Ramon run with me

Chorus

Mondaze

feat. Lil Bo Peep




Words:
Lil Bo Peep -
I efficiently eat ass
I explicitly eat ass
What you expec from bo peep
Keep it 3hunna my mans

I mentally physically legally joined ISIS
Deceiving devices retribute the  unrighteous
Pop a doobie snap the fig tallest on the ficus
...cops see us fuckem they dont like us

Dill pickle pickers pickin pockets on the strip
Icy on the gutter send you trippin into flip
Ordained like a pastor but my necklace hang a zip
Import masa on the whip and my shits gonna drip

Chorus -
12 trippin
Eatin up farts in the kitchen
Bo dippin
Hit the whip cops never see em

I efficiently eat ass
I explicitly eat ass
Its every day of the week
Bitch please dont poopoo the pants

Im an orgasmic organism
Hit you with all 7 of my penises
Make you think you caught the autism
Utilizing knowledge, telekinesis!

Wake up early like the earl
Spare a walnut for the squirrel 
Silly pill make you hit the twirl and hurl
...Quit talkin shit bruh yo mamas a girl

Wipe my ass with a DS lite like a credit card gettin swiped, arright?
Call dick cheney bitch i wanna fight, 
dick in sight someone hold my sprite

Gimme my money fast, im dick cheney
Murder little kids fo cash, im dick cheney
Gimme som dat gas money iraq war, im a whore
For deez government bills, them papers is thrills

Sittin on top the south tower
Plant the bomb ignite the fuse
...Controversy brings power

Chorus

KITCHENSHIT

feat. C-Section, Lil Bo Peep, and Garbage Man

Words:

Chorus -
Fart on the balls like YUH
Shart on the walls like YUH
Blart on the malls like YUH
Bitch I’m drinkin applejuice

C-Section -
Stank ass bitch you know I only smoke resin
Tar in my lungs gonna send me up to heaven
Smokin this shit every day since I was seven
Twelve got a problem they can solve it with my weapon
Eat a cop’s ass just to teach that bitch a lesson
They’ll remember my name cause I’m heckin C-Section

Lil Bo Peep -
YUH, cops are all bitches, better change your profession
Using minorities to vent their aggression
I used to chill and count possessions
Plot on pranking Jeff Sessions
Ride a German whip like the Hessians

C-Section -
Catch me at the dojo and I’ll slap you wit my nunchucks
Bruce Lee on the twelve, slap em up, I don’t trust you fucks

Lil Bo Peep -
Christopher Robin, I’m robbin these shows
Lookin at my feet, yeah, still got ten toes
Hit the apple juice wilin out on all these hoes
Where’d you get it? At the store? beach? The apple groves? 
Yo momma’s back door or somethin, shit…
I hit the forty sippin applejuice
Drop a deuce, dancin in my dancin shoes
Blicky make you snooze
Yuh, I’m cookin brews
Play you like horseshoes leave yo photo on the news

Chorus

Garbage Man -
Pull up to the window give me shakes and fries
Turn around, see the kids, they got tears in they eyes

Lil Bo Peep -
Mister I’m broke, can you buy me a sprite?
I’m an upcoming bum rapper I live down the street, money’s tight
Can’t keep my dog on a leash cause he fly like a kite
But if you talkin mad shit I think it might bite

Garbage Man -
Give it up for Paula Deen!
Bitch straight mackin on my lean cuisine
That’s right she fucks with my green beans
I display my social class with a doobie in my ass
Shadowbox the feds as they spray me with they gas
Walked up on Q-tip mackin on his pasta
He said young switchla you boutta meet yo masta
Skrrt Skrrt, in the drop top speedin
Top down, yerme?
Leave a pig in the cop car bleedin
Officer down, yerme?

Chorus

Applejuice

feat. DJ YEN, Lil Bo Peep, C-Section and SLATE

Words:

Chorus -
Dab on the cops dab dab on the cops
Dab on the cops dab dab on the cops

Lil Bo Peep - 
Bitch I hit the dab then I go through
Flossin on you crackas like you know
Bitch I hit the dab then I go through
Boy where is your fans we don’t know you

C-Section -
You talk velociraptor but you really brontosaurus
You say hard shit, but you eat leaves in the forest
Twelve be rollin up and they tryna get tricky
Best bring backup, can’t put a spit hood on this blicky
Crooked little badges keep on knockin on the glass
Never roll em down that shit protects me from they ass

Lil Bo Peep -
I don't like the police, they always rollin in the mud
Man talk to my piece, i make cops poop out they butt
If you tryna front, stand back i'll snipe you with nut
Silly lookin ass pig keep yo mouth shut, 
And stay back or i'll cut you up like a haircut
Stay at home and go get yourself a donut
Lil bo krunk boi but you stinky like a skunk
My car drive better with yo body in the trunk, 
Bitch i'm your dad then turn the d around that spells dab
I just took some tabs and i feel like mr krabs
Stanky ass popo better watch out for my jabs
Tear gas and batons, hmod still do the dabs

Chorus

SLATE -
Milly rock smoking rocks 
Lost my Glock in my socks fuck the ops 
And fuck officer Kim where the Jong un bitch 
And my dab of ranch coming at noon then 
We need Hannibal on that scat autotune 
Dab fast or you'll lose 
No polica in my view 
So we'll smoke another doob it's ranchmania
Now you can't tame us 
Were HMOD thank God
Wanna hit this donk anoint who can roll the best joint
Test these fat gelato looking cops with a donut on my block just watch 
I don't give a shit cops can eat a dick
Get after me but you can't without advanced dabetry
I'm masked killer bee but I dabbed to much last week
But you can't sleep on me cuz I'm real rap fiend

Chorus

Dab on the Cops

feat. DJ YEN, Lil Bo Peep, SLATE and C-Section

Words:

DJ YEN -
Scooby dooby doo won’t you gimme a clue
Fuck a nigga up make him sniff up some glue
Shaggy, that’s my nigga, he a real hitta
Get high then scared then chase some real killas
Velma real thick tryna stick my dick in her
Netflix then chill then call up my niggas
Run a train on Daphne to make Fred watch
That some real naughty shit, not like Overwatch
Man, FUCK that nigga scrappy doo
Always copying a nigga, what the fuck you doin
You always my nigga scoob, that’s a real ass deal
Hell pull through might fuck up your meal
My nigga got the munchies, smokin the boof
Every time he fall, gotta give him that oof
Make sure the gang split up
Then fuck that nigga up
Make some monsters run
Don’t give a fuck
Cause scooby doo
Won’t you gimme a clue
Make shaggy sniff glue

Lil Bo Peep -
Hmod out here solving cases like a sleuth
Private planes, thoroughbreds, sippin dat vermouth
100 proof, shaggy got the heat like he was an iraqi, 
Euphrates river valley have you dead like yo pappy

Yuh, i get snoopy like a scooby 
Shaggy stay the fuck away, my ass be lookin fruity,
Always on duty like i think this is a movie 
And im finna crack the case to get the gooey on the booty

Whats new scooby doo
Catch a bitch ass crook boi what the fuck you finna do
Gimme scooby snacks, im finna eat that shit like a hi chew
Pull out them doggy bags like scooby took a poo

I hit that hoe velma like “jinkies”!
Oops she drop them glasses, now she lookin chinese
Bitch please, when i find a crooked crook they finna suck on deez
Yo someone grab that doggy bag it smell like feces

Skrt skrt in the mystery machine
Hit that applejuice while pullin up on the scene
Lil bit blue, lil bit green
Hmod, scooby doo, where the fuck u been!?

SLATE - 
Monsters coming after me 
Scooby Doo ta rappers please 
I laugh first then find a clue 
While getting high smoking tunes
Fuck a Scrappy doo
You pay taxes dude
I use rap for food 
And cash for ash catchem a mystery how it started
Always thought shaggy was retarded
No Scooby when your lost inna doobie hoochie
Getting too deep in the mystery machine
Gotta a clue what I'm bumping to 
Hmod in any room church school pools
Let's solve the Su Woo
You metaling kids always bumping my new tunes
Blast cats with hazmats Daphne got my cock in a lap dance
So what I'm off the xans bitch 
And never check my Instagram cause I'm lonely ass kid

C-Section -
Roll around the whip with HMOD in the speakers
Pull up on you fast, we snatchin yo sneakers
HMOD got more bodies than catholic preachers
Step down salami boy, you goin in the ether

RUH ROH RAGGY

feat. Lil Bo Peep and C-Section

Words:

Lil Bo Peep -
Hmod, rollin wit the gang 
Hmod send shots at yo mang 
We gonna shoot you and we gangin wit da gang 
Cartoon lookin ass, boomerang 

Lil bo peep and i just fuck yo bitch 
Finna busanut sippin on a switch 
Talkin shit we gon scratch you like a itch 
I just took some pills then i woke up in a ditch 

I got xans... 
I got xans in my hands and im poppin xans 
I shit my pants... 
We got shit in our pants and we’re eating xans 
Pull up on your bitch 
Blicky make her dance like ants in the pants 
On the plane to france... 
Finna jack this shit dont matter where it lands 

YAH 
YOU WANT SOME SHIT 
BITCH IM ON AN AIRPLANE 
BITCH IM IN THE COCKPIT 
SLAP YOU WIT A DICK 

Lil bo peep stackin up my bans 
I gots a pile of cash, i gots a blicky on hands 
Undertale bitch call me mothafuckin sans 
Poppin all these xans, i think i should hit the dance 


Im the gestapo wit da dick 
Bounce it like a basket ball yo shit be hella thicc 
Hard in the paint i think i can join the knicks 
I jus fuck yo bitch and she look like stevie nicks 

YUH YUH YUH YUH its lil bo peep 
Fuck a cop fuck a cop i stay strapped i dont sleep 
Fuck up bout your feelings, Hoe that shits too deep 
Fed yo bitch an apple cuz that bitch got donkey teeth 
Hmod stay based, yuh, hmod aint make beef

All My Bitches Is Crammed In The Airplane Bathroom

feat. SLATE, C-Section and Lil Bo Peep

Words:

Chorus -
Jerry Brown like yo underpants, ayy
Break it down hit the poo poo dance, ayy
Jerry Brown like yo underpants, ayy
Buss it down hit that poo poo dance, ayy

SLATE -
All my homies Chainsmokers fuck the Chainsmokers
I was tryna take a shit but this sleep paralysis keep me gangin bitch
Gang so much switched my languages
Bo peep gang dj gang slate go bang blow it through ya brain
Wear a gold chain beat Liu Kang and 2 chainz, shit
Chick give good brain fuck a blueface 
She got two cakes big booty intake
Looks juicy and weighs 
Like Kim kay you better use a shake weight bitch

C-Section -
I got the uzi, I got the tech
Rich white men I’ma shoot you in the neck
Git out me swamp like I’m mothafuckin Shrek
Corporate CEO HMOD aimin at yo head
Rulin class bitches we comin for your cash
Bezos lookin scared, boutta smokem like some hash
Burn down a mansion then hit the fucken dash
Try and evade the shots comin for your ass

Chorus

SLATE - 
Hit em with dance dab em with some ranch 
Unkle Adams my dad but he can't spit a rap 
Kid with a abacus pour this activist I'm rappin quick
Master spit on any given day but the sabbath 
Bitch I'm the pope of rapping 
Hmod in yo face like that bullshit new Aladdin
Fuck a Willie Smith I be really lit on the pillies bitch 
Thotiana wanna try my marinara tip and she bust down south bitch
I'mma give her a tip then we gon sip on a switch yelling fuck the ops snitch YAOW

HMOD IN THE FUCKING CUT

Lil Bo Peep -
Jerry brown, doofy lookin ass
Poo poo in pants, bulging mass
Feces on face, wear it like mask
Diaper stay brown and his money grow fast
Rollin round town, smokin on the gas
Make a blicky wave when the feds go past
Bang that gat ima drop that brass
I dont give a fuck police eat ass

Bo peep mess them gangster pigs
Get slapped never see family yo again
Jerry sucks dick and has no friends
Cops fall down and hood milk wins

Hoes in my bed when im tryna sleep
climb my dick like its too steep
Shoutsout based god that boy chief
Cookin up borger, feed yo bitch beef

Poop girl is a bitch
Suck an ar15 like a dick
We sippin on a switch
Hmod sippin on a switch hoe

Chorus

Lil Bo Peep -
Nema jerry an i gambled on a fart
Gimme cash, i'll wipe that shit dark
We hear you talkin trash, that aint smart
Undies clean, but i'm boutta leave a mark

Gun girl, poop girl? Stay the fuck away
Ar15 and she poopin erryday
Get that bitch a diaper, that butthole shootin spray
Poopie in her pants, damn, how much that shit weigh?

If i see yo ass i'll kick you in the face
I don't wanna get shit on my leg
Like the truth bo peep on the way
My ass woke i'm from the mothafuckin bay

Chorus

JERRY BROWN

feat. Lil Bo Peep, C-Section and Humpty Dumpty

Words:

Chorus -
Bitch I got the measles
Bitch I got the measles
The CIA are weasels
Vaccines should be illegal

Lil Bo Peep -
Bitch i got the measles, yo ass lookin evil
Wipe you like an easel with a finger on my deagle
Anti vax god wit deez bans im fuckin regal
hit that poo poo dance with a power like diesel

I chose the healthy lifestyle of no vaccines
Blood disease gangster finna rupture a spleen
Spinal meningitis and i think my naema ween
Hmod lick the toilet we rejecting hygiene

None my bitches clean, all my bitches dirty
I eat a bitch ass to get pink eye on purpose
Lookin fucked up, they should put me in a circus
You say my skin infected but that just my epidermis

Pro vax retards hood milk blop you in the junk
Aids in my butt i'm an anti vax punk
Pls get me sick i'm an addict to contagion
Measles got me fucked but im down with infestation

Chorus 

C-Section - 
I read some shit on facebook
Said every doctor’s a crook
Eyes up on my checkbook
So I gave that bitch a left hook
My ass be lookin splotchy
Got measles on my body
Vaccines? That shit be naughty
Like my doctor’s mommy’s sloppy


Humpty Dumpty -
My mommy not sloppy!
She just dookie alottie!
I eat xans for breakfast!
I finna ‘ject you! Gimme that wrist!
Slap me wit dat- Wha?
Wit dat wit dat anti vax anthem
Wit dat anti vax anthem!

C-Section -
Doctor’s got bodies like Manson
Kick you in the dick while I’m fuckin poo poo dancin
Hands on all these kids, what are you Michael Jackson?
Bitch you gettin split like a mothafuckin fraction

*incoherent screaming*

Chorus

Anti Vax Anthem

feat. Humpty Dumpty and Lil Bo Peep

Words:

Chorus- 
Pick up the phone finna hit up the club
Did xans, meth, cocaine in the butt
Pick up the phone finna hit up the club
Did xans, meth, cocaine in the butt

Humpty Dumpty -
This be fucked up I just woke up from my bed
I just woke up I did lots of xans last night
I did cocaine and I did those xans 
And I did the meth, I shoved it up my butt
I shoved ‘em up my butt and did weed
Did xans meth cocaine and codeine
I did lots of drugs before at the club
But now you’re waking me up I’m so mad
I don’t want to get up I did lots of drugs
I did meth, xans, and cocaine too
I shoved them in my butt, I shoved it up my butt
I did meth, xans, and cocaine too
I did codeine too, I shoved it in my butt
I did lots of meth and I did lots of xans

Chorus

Lil Bo Peep -

I hit the xans bitch like i dont give a fuck
Poopoo in the pants yeah i dont give a fuck
If i shoot my shot then you finna get struck
Vault fulla gold like i'm scrooge mcduck

Im dabbin so hard that my arm might fall off
Sippin codeine like i got a bad cough
Lil bo peep you can't tell me to stop
Vodka in the ass like a butt molotov

Yellin in the mic errybody applaud
Smokin all this meth and i think that im god
Hand full of molly and i swallow the wad
Now i'm in the club and hmod is my squad

Iced out at the club with a bad ass hoe
Shake the fat ass and im boofin this blow
Dj mock us lemme get a photo
Pop a whole sheet check my snapchat memo

Club HMOD

feat. Lil Bo Peep, SLATE, B-Job, Humpty Dumpty, C-Section, Garbage Man & DJ YEN

Words:

Chorus -
Pop me a percky, then eat some beef jerky
I don't feel my body, not working im squirting

Lil Bo Peep -
Lil bo peep grab the mic take charge
Ballin on your ass call me mothafuckin sarge
I used to roast saatchi now im gettin hella large
My bitch hair blue and she yellow like marge
Beef jerky dry unlike my bank account
Squirting and working yo bitch ass on discount
Pop me a percky then pop me some jerky
I dont give a shit cuz im thomas like percy

SLATE -
So what we pop perckies
No nut it's not working 
Your bars are beef turkey 
My bars are beef jerky
Puss up cant duck us
We buttchuggin 
Good luck bud 
San Ramon sucks fuck

B Job -
You try but can't fuck us
Keep licking my buttplugs
Just gimme that jerky
Make sure its not turkey
Jerky knocked me on my ass
Got me snorting fiberglass
Chomp my teeth on that beef 
Smoke some keef sleep all week
You know i got a hand saw
Ill chop your fuckin hands off
I have no afflictions
Just give me prescriptions
without those restrictions
don’t need your descriptions

Humpty Dumpty -
Walk outside in ma waterproof slippers
Drink a green shake and pull some ass rippers
Go for my run and break down my body
Slurp on some switch and dookie alotty
Shovel some beans from a glass tupperware
Squirtin my britches that shit aint frickin rare
My protein consumption be runnin real high
My tighty whities be like a damn slip-n-slide

C-Section - 
Body not working, I think I’m gonna die
Jerky in the mouth, I’m goin bye bye
HMOD in the cut, C-Section on the mic
Percky in my blood, shit drippin down my thigh
I’m early like birdy
To catch you like wormy
I’ll eat you like kirby
Best call an attorney

Garbage Man -
Driftin from the feds Got the perky don’t be lurky
Carpet bomb the tichies gonna start with Dick Nixy 
Chillun on a perky got my vision feelin Urkely
That’s right I got the cash I’m a mothafucken booky

Lil Bo Peep -
Ridin in berkeley hmod give no mercy
My blicky get murky hunt you like a turkey
Stackin deez bans and i'm wearin my vans
Yo bitch kiss my ass and you poopoo yo pans
Poopoo in your pants then you finna get the melee
Poopoo in your pants like a jerry brown sorbet
I'm a boss ass brapper and today is thursday
Lil bo peep fuck yo bitch erry thursday

DJ YEN -
Fuck all the cops
Fuck all the ops
Niggas aint 
Givin you doughnots

Chorus

Laying in a Manger (Lil Bo Peep)

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