damn, you beat me to it -- i would've gone with "world wowser"

be outta this dress when she meet jim dress

i have nothing to say but to sit and listen to this

two of my favorite things, bowser, and the Mouth Experience by Neil Cicierega

haha eatin taquitos and drawing to this excellent absolutely spectacular 😤😤

Wow Wow Mashups

i'm sorry

this track is featured on my new album https://soundcloud.com/backscratcher-zeroseven/submersion-of-expectations-full-album

nine inch wools

all i want for christmas is

NEIL CICIEREGA JUST UPLOADED WOW WOW INSTRUMENTAL

[LYRICS]

NO
This is SHIT
Look at this...

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole, I think I'm losing that pole (x2)
(Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked x3
get buzzed get drunk get fucked up)

Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, pasted, pa-pa-pasted
Plastered, puke drink up, get a new door
Hit the bathroom sink door
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine door
Got a few chunks on your shoestring door
Had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some sing some

Two to the one from the one to the tree
I like good pussy and I like good three
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more smokes than a one two three
Three to the one from the one to the bee
I met a bad bitch last night XD
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and toilet seat
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a weapon
I'm a pick up a top, I'm a pick up a three
Getcha ass of the wall with your three left two
It's real easy just fuck the bees
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause toilet seat

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it starty (turn the music butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a
Girl with a body and a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up, now

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two to the)
Shake that ass for me, come on girl (one from the one to the two to the one from the)
Shake that ass for me (one to the two to the one from the one to the)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (three to the two to the toilet seat)

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake (shake) that (that) ass for me
Shake that shake that ass for me, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake shake that that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, Dennis the Menace
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this, take a little bit of that
Fluoride rin-inse, swish but don't spit it
Yeah (yeah) me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple G's here with some XD's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl I can truck in my hummer fuck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big big butt
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it 'bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no toilet seat
Knows that she can say no but she won't say no

Now look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh
Tonight I want a SUCC, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a tree
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him that you like it from behind now

[Fade in]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, oh girl

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl (one from the one to the three to the two)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (one from the one to the toilet seat)

Shake. That.

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go check out wow wow by neil cicierega (done much much better than this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

Shake it Wild

invest in wow wow mashups today

Uptown Wow

Well, the Meme Machine told me to invest in Wow Wow Mashups

Bow Bow

merry christmas hhhh

SiIva reupload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTSastMi4aM

HHFriends (HHGregg x Kemono Friends)

Who let the dogs out? I really wanna know.

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Moonlight Someata

Step aside Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, Stefan Karl Stefansson will forever be Number one in my heart.

Our Number One

IT'S IN THE GAME

let's hope this joke isn't something I'm subconsciously ripping off from somewhere

Mo Bamba was made for this tbh

Track and Illustration: EvKem @evkem

 -Undertale Boss Themes and Sans Songs (Spider Dance, sans, Death By Glamour, etc)
 -Songs about Materialistic Objects (Whales, 24K Magic, Diamonds From Sierra Leone, etc)
-Absurd Media (Saturday Night Live, Eric Andre Show, Fatman Scoop, etc)
-Well Known Adventure Animes(Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!, Seven Deadly Sins, Sword Art Online, etc)

Cashing Out

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YO DIS ACCOUNT DEAD AS FUCK

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