homegirls snatch

verse 1:
my mom just saw me on tv (news at 9)
fucked up and running down the street (jesus christ)
just shit in a public pool (didn't wipe)
i should've fucking stayed in school (god damn right)
chorus:
this is the life i chose
i took off all my clothes
this is the life i love
fuck you i'm high as fuck
verse 2:
i think i might've robbed a bank (fucking rich)
i think i might've stole a tank (holy shit)
i know i threw up on a cop (serve's him right)
i know i never wanna stop (rage all night)
chorus:
this is the life i chose
i took off all my clothes
this is the life i love
fuck you i'm high as fuck

naked / on drugs

xenophobic
overweight
missing teeth
full of hate
walmart shopper
ignorant 
tv watching
patriot
chorus:
immigrinch
fat bitch
wtf
eat a dick
verse 2:
police-trusting
ted nudgent
army-loving
chicken nugget
homophobic
voted yes
ate mcdonald's
made a mess
chorus:
immigrinch
fat bitch
wtf 
eat a dick
bridge:
mini van, mini van
mini van, mini van
(guitar solo)
chorus:
immigrinch
fat bitch
wtf eat a dick
outro:
mini van, mini van
mini van, mini van

immigrinch

dumpin in your parking lot
dumpin in your street
dump it where you go to work
dump it where you sleep
dumpin where you fuck
dumpin where you pee
dump it on your mom and dad
dump it where you eat
dumping
shit on best buy
fuck ymca
olive garden sucks
fuck reliant k
hundred pounds of poop
overnight fed-ex
woodbury needs
a reality check
dumping

dumping

mom and dad shut the fuck up
stop telling me that i need to get drunk
why do you care that i never get fucked
its not your job to get my dick sucked

never been kissed
never been fisted
never been in love
never fucked a bitch
and ive never done coke off of anybodys tits
and when i get laid is not your decision

mom and dad stop giving me drugs
im sick of finding out that its pot brownies in my lunch
my health teacher says that ecstasy will fuck you up
what the fuck is ketamine i guess im not cool enough
 
never been kissed
never been fisted
never been in love
never fucked a bitch
and ive never done coke off of anybodys tits
and when i get laid is not your decision

I JUST WANNA DRINK SOME FUCKING POP
ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY XBOX
DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON
I JUST WANNA PLAY POKEMON


Never Been Kissed

this is dogshit kid's first demo ever #veryrare

its tuesday i need something to eat
got hungry after smoking some weed
pizza sandwich buy one get one free
got one for my lady, you know what that means
POST PIZZA
SANDWICH
POST PIZZA SANDWICH SEX
i live for sex and cheese
i live for women and grease
my pizza brought her to her knees
now shes got a hunger that i need to feed
POST PIZZA
SANDWICH
POST PIZZA SANDWICH SEX


dogshit kid

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