Might be a mistake putting this up, but sod it.
Back in 2003 I was in Secondary school and in a (terrible) band called 'Symphonia'. Near the end of my GCSE's I was in the music studio the college had one lunchtime and Dan (guitarist) waltzed in with Jake (some guy from music class) and they started playing piano and taking the piss out of me. Instead of taking offense I found it quite funny and joined in on drums (badly). What transpired was this recording. A few of the other guys from class turned up and joined in, and when our teacher overheard it she found it so funny she recorded it.
No need to tell me it's shit, I already know.

Monkey Drums (Dokka Is A Cock!)

Part 1 of my 3 part Petrol Bastard Megamix - Pot Noodle & A Wank
Featuring:
Two Words
I spent my rent money on tentacle porn
Baker St.
My favourite blue pants
Don't Beep for the retard
Sobertron Vs. Cunted Army 
Sobertron Vs. Cunted Army (8bit mix)
If you die in Batley do you die in real life
Warrior Face
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The Petrol Bastard Bootlegs

Pot Noodle & A Wank: The Petrol Bastard Bootlegs - Part 1

Tracks:
(intro: 4 in the fucking morning)
1. Six Cheeseburgers
2. Oi Lad
3. Is It Okay To Fall In Love With A Racist? 
4. Beefy Granddad
5. Hey Petrol Bastard
6.Turbofuck
7. Fred Foster's Broken Fridge
8. Rite2Fite
9. Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit (Petrol Hoers Remix)

All tracks by Petrol Bastard.
Head to www.facebook.com/petrolbastard for more info and free downloads.
Some of these tracks were mastered by Johnny Violent... but not all.
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I'm Leaving You, Dan And I'm Taking The Kids: The Petrol Bastard Bootlegs - Part 2

The third and final instalment in the Petrol Bastard megamix trilogy.
Tracklist:
01 - Pitch Eater (Intro)
02 - That Bitch Better Be A Meat Eater
03 - Microwave
04 - Yorkshire Piss Bomb
05 - Violent Assault On Priory Way (Ctrl. Alt. Del. Remix)
06 - Fiat Multipla
07 - It's Not Drink Driving If You're In a Ford Capri
08 - Fuck Off!
09 - Porn Hub Drub
10 - Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse

Uncle Jon's Baked Honey & Cocaine Flapjacks: The Petrol Bastard Bootlegs - Part 3

A full one hour party mix of songs by the electro-punk band Petrol Bastard.
Made up of the 3 part trilogy:
Part 1: Pot Noodle & A Wank
01 - Two Words
02 - I Spent My Rent Money On Tentacle Porn
03 - Baker St.
04 - My Favourite Blue Pants
05 - Don't Beep For The Retard
06 - Sobertron Vs. Cunted Army
07 - Sobertron Vs. Cunted Army (8Bit Mix)
08 - If You Die In Batley Do You Die In Real Life
09 - Warrior Face
Part 2: I'm Leaving You Dan, And I'm Taking The Kids
10 - Intro (4 In The Fucking Morning!)
11 - Six Cheeseburgers
12 - Oi Lad
13 - Is It Okay To Fall In Love With A Racist?
14 - Beefy Grandad
15 - Hey Petrol Bastard
16 - Turbofuck
17 - Fred Foster's Broken Fridge
18 - Rite2Fite
19 - Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit (Petrol Hoers Mix) 
Part 3: Uncle Jon's Baked Honey & Cocaine Flapjacks
20 - Intro (Pitch Eater)
21 - That Bitch Better Be A Meat Eater
22 - Microwave
23 - Yorkshire Piss Bomb
24 - Violent Assault On Priory Way (Ctrl. Alt. Del. Remix)
25 - Fiat Multipla
26 - It's Not Drink Driving If You're In a Ford Capri
27 - Fuck Off!
28 - Porn Hub Drub
29 - Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse

Petrol Bastard - The Full Wadge (1 Hour Bastard Bootleg)

The 4th Bootleg mix of Petrol Bastard tracks, featuring songs old and new, as well as remixes & rarities. 
Tracklist:
01. Porno Paradiso
02. Do Your Press Ups (Feat. Petrol Hoers)
03. Cunt & Bass
04. FCCKKCKKFFCCFFKKCZ
05. Japanese Gameshow
06. You Sent Your Grandad On Robot Wars
07. You Can't Eat Ferraris (Feat. Marc Sauvé)
08. Cheyne Stoking - Give Us A Kiss (Petrol Bastard Remix)
09. I Want A Woman Who's A Total Bastard
10. Just Fucking
11. Vinnie, I Know How You Feel!
12. Unicorn Fart Sugar - Everybody Is A Poo (Petrol Bastard Remix)
13. Boom Town Barry
14. Stunt Cupboard
15. IDGAF What The Doctors Say

Megamixes

Violent Pete's Wingman: The Petrol Bastard Bootlegs - Part 4

Ex Music Journalist & DJ from the SW & Midlands (UK) now finding love in making Mixtapes online.

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