The first chapter of Jason and the Youth Group, an edgy teen romance in the Fairfax Kids series.

Jason and the Youth Group - Chapter 1: Blonde

Decided to pop down to Afghanistan for a few days, never been before. Just goofing and soaking in the sun. Seems more peaceful than London to me. AMA

Bri'ish

Mark Twain recapping his understanding of Nikola Tesla's demon-catching technology in my interpretation of a story I know nothing about aside from the title itself.

Mark Twain.WAV

Dedicated to Anthony (if that's his name) of http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU fame, who delivers a heartfelt and passionate address, much to the consternation of his dear mother.

Normalfag Revolt

Just whipped this up this morning. It's short, and is not meant as a standalone track, but I intend to use it as the intro of each episode of Jason and the Youth Group readings if/when I create them.
It's not great, but it's the closest I could come in an hour with no real studio. The 303s should be my guitar and bass and the 909 should be dExtrosien on the skins. And there should be more to it.
Surf Wisely.

Jason and the Youth Group Intro

Originally seemed corrupted, but it now seems like it's okay. Surf Wisely.

Daisy Saga Episode 1 Live Reading

I've heard some "oldschool" dubstep, and this is almost kinda sorta like that. Made entirely in Rebirth (2 303s, an 808, and a 909) and exported to a WAV file.
I just put this together in the last few hours, never really having tried to produce that wobbling bass before, so some parts of it I'm happy with, others still need work.
Oh, and it cuts off abruptly at the end. I'm sure it's absolute shit and you shouldn't listen to it. Surf Wisely.

Don't Lynch Me for Calling this Dubstep

Live reading of my response to a certain DeviantArt user's view on pædophilia.

Anti-Pedo Rant

I recorded this a few years back. If anyone wants to do a dubstep remix of this, hit me. I should still have the original elements floating around one of my harddrives. Surf Wisely.

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