Your friend Becky is at it again. This time, she sat everybody down and made them sign her change dot org petition to ban your kids' school board from ordering industrial cabinets off of way-fair. Last month, she started a petition to demand that the school never order pizza from the local ping pong joint, and you hear that next month, she's planning to force Joe the janitor to dig and then crawl into a "hidey-hole "in the janitor's closet, which he must then cover up with a Bo Derek bikini poster, in order to keep faculty away, while he sets up a miniature surveillance booth in there, in order to make sure that none of the teachers voluntarily coming to work during a pandemic are getting away with anything inappropriate, like drinking the blood of the innocent during satanic rituals on their lunch hour, or taking more than their fair share of pens from the "take a pen/leave a pen" bin that the school board just okayed, after seven full years of heated debate. Becky has GOT to be stopped, and you've been nominated to do it, so what better way to catch Becky and her irritating husband Brad off guard than to sit them down and tell them you're going to play them a song.

Nobody Wants Your Children, Becky!

Annoyed by the amount of people out there who believe dumb shit? You've come to the right place.

Dom's Sarcasm Emporium