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Living my life when I tripped and fell 
I fell on my right knee and my left elbow 
Why oh why am I danger prone ? 
Could you tell me why I’m so danger prone ? 
I tripped over my own two shoes 
When I’m playing sports I’m sure to lose 
Tell me why am I so danger prone !?

When they go high 
I fall low
When my shoes are untied 
I’m sure to stub my toe 
Broke my comb in my hair 
When I try to comb my fro 
Fell back in my chair 
Got my eye pecked by a crow 
I think life is unfair 
Lifted weights my arm broke 
Even when my food’s perfectly cooked 
I almost choke
Cut my finger in a book 
Swallow the joint when I toke 
There gotta be a cure for this
The life I have right now is piss 
I think that’s my exit I missed
Now I’m pulled over and the cop is pissed


(Chorus)
Living my life when I tripped and fell 
I fell on my right knee and my left elbow 
Why oh why am I danger prone ? 
Could you tell me why I’m so danger prone ? 
I tripped over my own two shoes 
When I’m playing sports I’m sure to lose 
Tell me why am I so danger prone !?

I was with my wife 
We were enjoying life
My lucks been going right 
And I hope just for the night 
Me and her get it tight 
Here a loud bang at the door 
Batman flew across the floor 
He reached for the kitchen drawer 
Threw a knife at the joker
Superman took the roof 
Off my house 
The wind blew off my wife’s blouse 
I yelled at him to put it down 
That’s when I slipped and fell on the ground 

(Chorus)
Living my life when I tripped and fell 
I fell on my right knee and my left elbow 
Why oh why am I danger prone ? 
Could you tell me why I’m so danger prone ? 
I tripped over my own two shoes 
When I’m playing sports I’m sure to lose 
Tell me why am I so danger prone !?

When I go to work
Got a nail cut on my shirt
A guy threw some dirt
In my eye and what’s worse
They say, I stole a purse, 
tackled me to the ground
Turns out it wasn’t me
Found it in the lost and found
Had tacks In my seat
Got attacked by dogs at the pound
My life is looking bleak
I can see it coming now
My danger proned ass
It’s gonna end up 6 feet down

(Epic Chorus)





(Outro)

Danger Prone (Danger zone Parody)

(Chorus)
You’re my fetish
You’re the bestest 
When your the wettest 
You’re my fetish 
Kinky with that pinky
Don’t ever say you don’t need me 
you’re my fetish

Leave no bruise?
You know I choose
What you do
Because I like it boo
Lots of lube 
Like vaporeon
You got it going on?
With those curves
Some say y’all the proudest 
It’s like what I heard—
The quiet ones like to scream the loudest 
You say you like to play? 
See if you can handle it my way

(Chorus)
You’re my fetish
You’re the bestest 
When your the wettest 
You’re my fetish 
Kinky with that pinky
Don’t ever say you don’t need me 
you’re my fetish

You get it nasty
Yet You’re pretty tasty 
Snow ballin within those extra flakes
Yeah we shake n bake
Gotta snake
That loves your name
Call him a dj—the way he plays those cakes
I’ll go far with ya
Like Eliza Ibarra
Throw that ass bad like you’re scratching an itch
Almost look like you’re throwing a fit 


(Chorus)
You’re my fetish
You’re the bestest 
When your the wettest 
You’re my fetish 
Kinky with that pinky
Don’t ever say you don’t need me 
you’re my fetish

Role play(check)
Race play (check)
Humiliate (check)
Torture (check)
Dog collar (bark)
Furries? (Idk man that’s kinda weird)
Domination (hell yeah!)

(Chorus)
You’re my fetish
Your the bestest 
When your the wettest 
You’re my fetish 
Kinky with that pinky
Don’t ever say you don’t need me 
you’re my fetish

(Outro)

Fetish

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I like to grill with flavor. Ill make sure you savor
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I like to grill at night. I do everything right
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When works got get done there’s no time for fun. I try to check in the crowd and get all my sales out. I’m the assistant head of Strickland I don’t hear anyone bitchin.
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I really love my wife, hell I love my life. Then again my boy really ain’t right. 
He ain’t. He ain’t. He aint. Right
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No matter what they say it’s all about the simple life
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Arlen’s where it’s at and I grill every night
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Just make sure to tell bill to stay away from my wife

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Breakdown!

Ayo I’m a Texas man
Born and raise
Don’t matter what they say
East coast & New York 
You’re flaking
Might as well be baking
But I’m a grill man
Not a chill man
Unless you got those Alamo’s
I’ll be working for the family 
For the house of flame
We’ve got all the pain
You know what I tell em
“Taste the meat not the heat”
Cuz we bring the heat
This shit is fire
You know that’s wild

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This is the Mack daddy of Arlen 
I tell you what
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