The News You Can Abuse is a segment aired on WSMI FM 106.1 every Monday thru Friday at 2:04pm.  If you like your news odd, your facts useless and your laws dumb, AND you happen to live or work in the WSMI listening area, this segment is for you!

2011-05-09 News You Can Abuse

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 edition of News You Can Abuse on WSMI-FM 106.1.  A Mayoral Edition!

2011-05-10 News You Can Abuse

Oh boy was this a solid edition.  Did you know there were no reptiles in Antarctica?  Did you care?

2011-05-11 News You Can Abuse

This was pre-recorded and aired on 5-12-11.  The News You Can Abuse!

2011-05-12 News You Can Abuse

Friday the 13th Edition of the News You Can Abuse.  Did you know that there were more sheep in Australia than any other country?  Well, you do now.

2011-05-13 News You Can Abuse

The June 10th, 2011 edition of the News You Can Abuse on WSMI-FM 106.1 . . . including a dude who shakes his butt in front of his house window, a dude who tried to rob a store and passed out drunk in said store, a stabbing with a crucifix and a student driver plowing into a taco stand. Plus some truly useless facts as well as dumb laws from Arizona that, amazingly, don't have anything to do with immigration! I am The Mayor, at your service.

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