lets just say... ride on.

dope dick ryders sponsored an unprecedented gala in honor of one helluva gal... birthing magnitude: achievable.

+1's for our delicate brothers in harms way.  RSVP with our boy prof. young nuniez.  

love DDR or at least respect our ART.  

Alright, this is the last pART.

-jk DDR, tag us in your pics immediately
(naughty by nature, body by nag champa)

Machine Gun Dab - (Harriets OG 60th Gala)

we met this dude, Leonard Splitwater on a bridge somewhere near Chattanooga

he's a rarity, he dont compare with me, he laid it bare to see.

i seriously wouldnt doubt if he's the next guy to buy you and your FAM drinks at the bar.

get lit, stay dusted, get zooted... go hustle.

pain is just fear leaving the body - life is a deviled egg, 

Dope Dick Ryderz.

an introduction - tag us in your pics (studio archive insurance payout)

hot thunder truck legion...

beware for a cruel mist drifts nigh upon the town; so slather the gravy because its Canadian Thanksgiving, eh?!

not a bad track, written and preformed by two white hot bisexual meadowlarks

forever yours in holy matrimony, 

ddr

Hands Off, CLAUDIO

Inspired by death.  Thousands of birds slain upon the beach and in the forest trees.  

Don't ever touch my fucking kids.  

Online delivery now available, visit: www.judiciouslyprincipledkitchenandgrille.com

"40% off all food you douchebags!"

Evacuate The Seagulls, Evacuate The Eagles

ddr awoke from a childish nightmare.

we spent the next afternoon compiling a millenia of song into one brothy stew.

i hate this hiatus,
lets not debate this. 
bye davis, clay fist.

new line of merch, coming soon just refresh the website daily.

thoroughly yours DDR

ps. p my s you pos

Ratchet Sounds

Inventing new genres is what, a fucking game to you?  Cause to us, it's a bimonthly do-what-you-do subscription kind of attitude here in the studio, cafe laserbeam aka Tonka Truck Parking Lot.

With that out of the way, you are NOT my dad, I have a father, I met my mom before you did, you're just an imposter squeezing titties.

Smoke doinks, we're smoking big ole doinks out here in Amish, Squamish Valley.

Zip code go fuck yourself.

Gamechangers-in-chief,

The DDR Rebel Faction aka Trusty Dustin & Gunther Gunsmoke

YNMD

Actually this shit defies description.

But if I had to try, I would describe perfectly as such: mortar and brick, assembled by slavs, track suits by adidas, fully outfitted and overseen by chimps, redecorated in a art deco sensibility, and then burn it to the fucking ground and make music from your heart.

Suck hot tip zombie slut.

Next time we speak make sure to smile and compliment my odor.

Transylvanian Castle Bomb

Is it official?  Drop ya drawers and grab a pistol. Load it with one bullet, cock it and pull it, aim it at the sky.  Pour out some Skyy.  

Speak truth to power 45 times an hour. Two trains leave the station going opposite directions and i'm just sitting here thigh deep in a spanish telenovela que se llama Desierte De Mi Corazon. 

I'm on one.  And you are too.

Call 720-234-8871 if you see my Dad.

Love, honor, and respect him, me, your elders, elderberry,

DDRhynestone Cowbois

When These

Night Piss

Silence is a golden shower.

The Science of a golden shower = go fuck your self, woah #savagedenstistry

never just a hash tag, a way of life... Savage Dentistry is my morning routine, its the way i rub sweet sweet mantiquilla through my lechuga.

if that doesnt ring a bell call up lucifer and give him my best impression of Dane Cook.  

AC Slater.  Tag us in your Pictures.

We are very serious about that

Glu - Glu - Gluten Freeee (Skeet Skeet)

If I described to you guys how we made this song you'd all be divorced.

We are officially post-chodal.  So like, leave us alone.

SMASH that like button and SUBSCRIBE.  New videos every other Twednesday. TUIYP forever.

MmmCock

DDR is passion.  DDR is fashion. DDR is mashing. DDR is smashing.  DDR is a smudge on your best friends' face that you wipe with a napkin. DDR is what happens when you just dont give a fuck what happens.  @ddr on twitter @ddr on insta @ddr on snapchat... NOTE: we had to delete our fbook cuz of policy infringement.

MAKE SURE to tag us in all your pics @ddr.

Email RalphJergzovalot@talentvisionquest.law

Thanks to all our fans YOU are the reason we do this.

Dope Dick Ryderz [DDR]

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